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Posted: 10/27/2006 10:53:39 AM EST
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you the FN SCAR song....please hold your applause to the end...


Oh give me an FN SCAR...

I won't be able to go far...

After I sell my car...

To buy me my FN SCAR...


I'll be eat'n beans and franks

And I'll be giv'n thanks

Because my FN SCAR is built like a tank!



Baby you can shoot and shoot and shoot!

but it won't jam!

Cuz baby, the FN SCAR will take dirt and won't give a hoot!


I might be broke

But it aint no joke

That FN SCAR will be mine someday!



I'll be sleeping on the couch

But at the range I won't be a slouch

Oh baby she ain't gonna fail

and you can put lots of shit on those built in rails

On the range I'll be the biggest star

Because baby, I got me an FN SCAR!


[Chorus]
G to the A to the S
Gas piston!

five to the five to the six
six to the eight
three to the oh to the eight
I can change my barrel yo!
[End chorus]

Link Posted: 10/27/2006 10:56:47 AM EST
<---sings the chorus
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 11:12:10 AM EST
Oh...... my....... god.


I'm looking forward to he SCAR as well, but I think it would be best if we pretend this never happened.
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 11:58:27 AM EST

Oh...... my....... god.

I'm looking forward to he SCAR as well, but I think it would be best if we pretend this never happened.


Give me a break, its been slow at work...
Link Posted: 10/27/2006 12:07:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lee0302:

Oh...... my....... god.

I'm looking forward to he SCAR as well, but I think it would be best if we pretend this never happened.


Give me a break, its been slow at work...


So you have a day job. Good, let's hang on to that.
Link Posted: 10/30/2006 9:56:16 AM EST
Encore!
Link Posted: 10/30/2006 10:41:25 AM EST
I applaud your sentiments, but your abilities as a poet and "songwriter" (I put that word in quotes because I see no music with your lyrics) are sorely lacking.
Link Posted: 10/30/2006 10:51:29 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/30/2006 11:08:17 AM EST

I applaud your sentiments, but your abilities as a poet and "songwriter" (I put that word in quotes because I see no music with your lyrics) are sorely lacking.


C'mon man, leave a buck in the hat!
Link Posted: 10/30/2006 11:09:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By Lee0302:
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you the FN SCAR song....please hold your applause to the end...


Oh give me an FN SCAR...

I won't be able to go far...

After I sell my car...

To buy me my FN SCAR...


I'll be eat'n beans and franks

And I'll be giv'n thanks

Because my FN SCAR is built like a tank!



Baby you can shoot and shoot and shoot!

but it won't jam!

Cuz baby, the FN SCAR will take dirt and won't give a hoot!


I might be broke

But it aint no joke

That FN SCAR will be mine someday!



I'll be sleeping on the couch

But at the range I won't be a slouch

Oh baby she ain't gonna fail

and you can put lots of shit on those built in rails

On the range I'll be the biggest star

Because baby, I got me an FN SCAR!


[Chorus]
G to the A to the S
Gas piston!

five to the five to the six
six to the eight
three to the oh to the eight
I can change my barrel yo!
[End chorus]



Please... please...

Get laid.

Link Posted: 10/30/2006 11:17:09 AM EST
Nice, I like it.
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