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Posted: 9/25/2004 9:33:34 PM EST
Hello friends....This is your loving DOctor Sgtar15.



I am on limited time tonight, so every question will be answered with just one word.


Pleus its cheaper this way....kind of like Medi-cal theraphy.

SO tell me my children...what bothers you tinoght?


Doctor SGtar15 MD, Phd, DMF
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:34:20 PM EST
Spork wants sex!
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:34:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By spork:
Spork wants sex!




No

Doctor SGtar15 MD, Phd, DMF
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:41:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/25/2004 9:42:40 PM EST by Corvus]

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Hello friends....This is your loving DOctor Sgtar15.



I am on limited time tonight, so every question will be answered with just one word.


Pleus its cheaper this way....kind of like Medi-cal theraphy.

SO tell me my children...what bothers you tinoght?


Doctor SGtar15 MD, Phd, DMF




Um, OK. My question is this:

WILL YOU EVER LEARN TO SPELL?!?!?
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:41:22 PM EST
Will George W. Bush win?
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:42:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By Killbot:
Will George W. Bush win?




LANDSLIDE


Docto­r Sgtar15 MD, Phd, DMF
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:42:35 PM EST
Dear Dr. SgtAr:


REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP – STRICTLY
CONFIDENTIAL.

Firstly, I must solicit your strictest confidentiality in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature
as being utterly CONFIDENTIAL and “TOP SECRET.” Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. We have decided to contact you first by your email due to the urgency of this transaction, as we have been reliably informed that it will take at least two to three weeks for a normal post to reach you. So we decided it is best using the email.

Your urgent response will be highly appreciated as we are already behind schedule for this financial
quarter.

Thank you and God bless.

Yours faithfully,

Not_A_Llama

N.B.: Please, be reminded that this business transaction is 100% legal and risk free.
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:43:22 PM EST
I dont know man, I just dont see whee Im going of what my plan in life is, I dont know what to do or where I'll be in the future.

Its been years since I cared about a woman and she is gone now.
I cant hit shit with a pistol.

I dont care for most the stuff I have and Im thinking of selling alot of it,

I also get a harder buzz of Cigars then I used to off drugs when I did them
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:43:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By Corvus:



Um, OK. My question is this:

WILL YOU EVER LEARN TO SPELL?!?!?[\b][\size=6]




Jesuit


Doctor Sgtar15 MD, Phd, DMF
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:44:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By Not_A_Llama:
Dear Dr. SgtAr:


REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP – STRICTLY
CONFIDENTIAL.

Firstly, I must solicit your strictest confidentiality in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature
as being utterly CONFIDENTIAL and “TOP SECRET.” Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. We have decided to contact you first by your email due to the urgency of this transaction, as we have been reliably informed that it will take at least two to three weeks for a normal post to reach you. So we decided it is best using the email.

Your urgent response will be highly appreciated as we are already behind schedule for this financial
quarter.

Thank you and God bless.

Yours faithfully,

Not_A_Llama

N.B.: Please, be reminded that this business transaction is 100% legal and risk free.




Spam



Doctor Sgtar15 MD, Phd, DMF
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:44:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
I dont know man, I just dont see whee Im going of what my plan in life is, I dont know what to do or where I'll be in the future.

Its been years since I cared about a woman and she is gone now.
I cant hit shit with a pistol.

I dont care for most the stuff I have and Im thinking of selling alot of it,

I also get a harder buzz of Cigars then I used to off drugs when I did them




Suicide.


SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:45:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
I dont know man, I just dont see whee Im going of what my plan in life is, I dont know what to do or where I'll be in the future.

Its been years since I cared about a woman and she is gone now.
I cant hit shit with a pistol.

I dont care for most the stuff I have and Im thinking of selling alot of it,

I also get a harder buzz of Cigars then I used to off drugs when I did them




Suicide.


SGatr15




Atleast I got a real answer.
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:46:37 PM EST
Damnit I missed post 9000 too, and it will let me add a Poll to this thread
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:47:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Damnit I missed post 9000 too, and it will let me add a Poll to this thread




Dumbass


Doctor Sgtar15 MD, Phd, DMF
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:48:51 PM EST
Ok I got a few more, what happens if I tried to chamber my finger in the Cetme.


And can you cash a check a Personal check
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:49:00 PM EST
Are you DWP?
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:49:18 PM EST
I saw this in another thread. Is it wrong to sleep with your dog?
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:49:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Ok I got a few more, what happens if I tried to chamber my finger in the Cetme.



Owie



And can you cash a check a Personal check


Bounce



Doctor Sgtar15 MD, Phd, DMF
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:50:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
I saw this in another thread. Is it wrong to sleep with your dog?




Consensual.


Doctor Sgtar15 MD, Phd, DMF
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:51:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By BusMaster007:
Are you DWP?




Married



Doc­tor Sgtar15 MD, Phd, DMF
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:52:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
I saw this in another thread. Is it wrong to sleep with your dog?




Consensual.


Doctor Sgtar15 MD, Phd, DMF



Well I guess thats the only action some of the guys get around here.
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:53:24 PM EST
Im thinking of getting a cat is that ok?


Is Deliverance a Comedy or a Romance?
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:54:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
I saw this in another thread. Is it wrong to sleep with your dog?




Consensual.


Doctor Sgtar15 MD, Phd, DMF



Well I guess thats the only action some of the guys get around here.



I dont do that, Im not that desperate
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:56:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Im thinking of getting a cat is that ok?



Gay



Is Deliverance a Comedy or a Romance?


Gay


Doctor Sgtar15 MD, Phd, DMF
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:58:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Im thinking of getting a cat is that ok?



Gay



Is Deliverance a Comedy or a Romance?


Gay


Doctor Sgtar15 MD, Phd, DMF





Well arent most new comedy movies and romance movies these days gay now anyway.


Is it still gay if I get a Bobcat or other large Feral cat?


Also why is antifreeze soo damned sweet.
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 10:01:56 PM EST

Well arent most new comedy movies and romance movies these days gay now anyway.


Yes



Is it still gay if I get a Bobcat or other large Feral cat?


Yes



Also why is antifreeze soo damned sweet.




Bait.


SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 10:03:09 PM EST
Ok thanks


Im going to sleep
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 10:06:57 PM EST
what is 42?
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 10:13:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By luger355:
what is 42?




Answer


Doc Sgatr15
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 10:51:12 PM EST
What is the meaning of the universe?

CW
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 10:53:00 PM EST
Physician, heal thyself !
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 11:17:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By wetidlerjr:
Physician, heal thyself !




Asshat.





Doct SGtar15 MD, Phd and STFU
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 11:17:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By Cold_Warrior:
What is the meaning of the universe?

CW




Life

Doctor SGtar15
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 11:22:21 PM EST
Am i California Legal?
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 11:23:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By TheSelecter:
Am i California Legal?



Doubtful.


Doctor SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 11:35:42 PM EST
Your prognosis please.

Link Posted: 9/26/2004 12:42:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By osprey21:
Your prognosis please.

www.hwbf.org/hwb/conf/alex15/get_image.jpg





Rehabilitation.


SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 12:46:19 AM EST
What can I do about this?




Link Posted: 9/26/2004 12:56:16 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 2:39:57 AM EST
One of your best ones Sarge
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 3:05:15 AM EST
Colt or Bushmaster
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