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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 1/1/2002 10:36:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/1/2002 10:38:20 AM EDT by Aviator]
The Differential Theory of Special Operations Forces (Snake Model) Upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operation (AO): * Paratrooper: Kills the snake. * Armor: Runs over snake, giggles, and looks for more snakes. * Infantry: "Look, a putty cat. Come 'ere kitty . . . Ouch! Hey, that's not a kitty cat." * Infantry (alt): "Ugh! Me see snake. Me like snake. Ouch! Me no like snake." * [b]Army Aviation[/b]: Has GPS grid to snake. Couldn't find snake. Back to base for crew rest and the club and some sort of drink called "The Snake" * Ranger: Plays with the snake, then eats it. * Ranger (alt): Assaults the snake's home and secures it for use by friendly snakes. * SEAL: Expends all ammunition, several grenades and calls for naval gunfire in a failed attempt to kill the snake. The snake bites the SEAL then retreats to safety. * Corps Artillery: Kills snake, but in the process kills several hundred civilians with a massive TOT with three FA BDEs in support. Mission is considered a success and all participants are awarded Silver Stars. (Cooks, Mechanics, Legal Clerks etc.) * Marine Recon: Follows the snake and gets lost * Combat Controller: Guides the snake elsewhere. * Pararescue: Wounds the snake in first encounter, then feverishly works to save the snake's life. * Special Forces: Makes contact with the snake, builds rapport, wins its heart and mind, then trains it to kill other snakes. Aviator [img]www.milpubs.com/aviator.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 10:40:45 AM EDT
You forgot one AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SNAKE!!!!!--Air Force
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 10:59:04 AM EDT
Only operate in a "snake free" enviornment. [smoke]
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 12:51:24 PM EDT
lol [^]
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