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Posted: 9/19/2009 6:50:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:01:23 PM EDT
[#1]
2 hours per week
$125  per week
1.4bar emotional cost
90.27bar per event.  

I'm a cheap and very lucky bastard.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:11:22 PM EDT
[#2]
$128 each and every time.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:13:30 PM EDT
[#3]
i'm at work and got the "Access Denied" screen.

which is true on many levels.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:13:49 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:13:53 PM EDT
[#5]
That is depressing
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:15:00 PM EDT
[#6]
According to the numbers I ran, she owes me $500.00/bump.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:17:16 PM EDT
[#7]
Hey, it calculated 0 for me.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:17:41 PM EDT
[#8]




Quoted:

That is depressing




Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:22:10 PM EDT
[#9]
I knew it was cheaper to rent.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:22:36 PM EDT
[#10]
I wonder what will happend if I show my wife this?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:25:01 PM EDT
[#11]
I actually sent an ex a bill one time, she wasn't amused at all.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:27:48 PM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:29:37 PM EDT
[#13]
I think I am owed a refund.....
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:34:26 PM EDT
[#14]
11.54

Nice.
 
It's either that or a box of ammo.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:36:38 PM EDT
[#15]
$44.00/poke
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:36:44 PM EDT
[#16]
Costing me $346 every time. Makes me sad.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:38:55 PM EDT
[#17]
Somebody should make a board game out of this so we can play it with our sons.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:40:28 PM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:40:52 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
i'm at work and got the "Access Denied" screen.

which is true on many levels.


Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:45:45 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Hey, it calculated 0 for me.


Same here.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:46:28 PM EDT
[#21]
My wife made me take this thing while she watched...

And it STILL only costs me about $36 a go.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:46:52 PM EDT
[#22]
it was costing me 134 bucks everytime I had sex with my ex wife
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:49:51 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Hey, it calculated 0 for me.


Same here.


Spend a lot of money on lotion and pron do ya?

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:50:26 PM EDT
[#24]
Hookers are cheaper.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:51:09 PM EDT
[#25]
"Anything that fvcks, swims, or floats; it is cheaper to rent it."
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:52:18 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Hookers are cheaper.


True, but taking one to the company Christmas party makes it awkward.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:54:02 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Hookers are cheaper.


True, but taking one to the company Christmas party makes it awkward.



Only if your boss had her the previous week.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:57:29 PM EDT
[#28]
I answered the questions with no BS

My wife owes me about $74 bucks each time I give her the buisness.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:58:40 PM EDT
[#29]
$35 a poke here. Not that bad. I could find cheaper though.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:59:40 PM EDT
[#30]



Quoted:



Quoted:


Quoted:

Hookers are cheaper.
True, but taking one to the company Christmas party makes it awkward.

Only if your boss had her the previous week.


Exactly!




 
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:00:57 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
"Anything that fvcks, swims, or floats; it is cheaper to rent it."



Yeah I would imagine it would be cheaper to rent a dolphin than buy it.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:03:21 PM EDT
[#32]
$1200.00
Why im divorced!!!
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:07:51 PM EDT
[#33]
i could have 5 hookers at a time for that !!!!!!    
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:16:44 PM EDT
[#34]
I am making money since she is lucky to be sucking my dick.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:39:04 PM EDT
[#35]
Just showed this to a coworker, and it showed $4,166.67 each time.  Ouch!

I really feel sorry for you guys these days.  Girls now talk about sex so much.  As my father said many years ago, the more someone is talking about something, the less they're doing it.  He was referring to religion, hard-work, and honesty, but it also applies here.z
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:48:01 PM EDT
[#36]
$12
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:48:26 PM EDT
[#37]
It costs me exactly $2000 every time my wife and I bang.

Two thousand dollars!!!!

Are you reading this, single guys?!
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:52:39 PM EDT
[#38]
If I input the numbers I risk another heart attack this month........fuck that.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:56:49 PM EDT
[#39]
$0....
Oh wait... no wife or GF!

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:58:05 PM EDT
[#40]
278 every time I dump a load.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:59:36 PM EDT
[#41]
$18!

I couldn't score a hooker for that, much less the blow to go with it.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:04:30 PM EDT
[#42]

I could do a lot with $1,512.50  
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:05:30 PM EDT
[#43]
It seems my right hand is unbelievably kind to my wallet
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:11:43 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
That is depressing


Come on, fess up! How much?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:15:58 PM EDT
[#45]
Oh fuck!!!! TAG
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:31:43 PM EDT
[#46]
Why buy the cow, when you get the milk for free!!!!
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:31:54 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
That is depressing


Me too...

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:37:25 PM EDT
[#48]
$186 per fuck
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:40:42 PM EDT
[#49]



Quoted:


Why buy the cow, when you get the milk for free!!!!


Why even go out and buy milk when you can call someone and have it delivered.




 
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:46:44 PM EDT
[#50]
$ 1 per time, or $11 per week

The study is not valid though.  It does not calculate the cost of the resulting children.

I feel sorry for you guys.
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