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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:50:00 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:01:23 PM EST
2 hours per week
$125 per week
1.4bar emotional cost
90.27bar per event.

I'm a cheap and very lucky bastard.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:11:22 PM EST
$128 each and every time.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:13:30 PM EST
i'm at work and got the "Access Denied" screen.

which is true on many levels.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:13:49 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:13:53 PM EST
That is depressing
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:15:00 PM EST
According to the numbers I ran, she owes me $500.00/bump.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:17:16 PM EST
Hey, it calculated 0 for me.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:17:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By Drsalee:
That is depressing


Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:22:10 PM EST
I knew it was cheaper to rent.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:22:36 PM EST
I wonder what will happend if I show my wife this?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:25:01 PM EST
I actually sent an ex a bill one time, she wasn't amused at all.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:27:48 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:29:37 PM EST
I think I am owed a refund.....
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:34:26 PM EST
11.54

Nice.

It's either that or a box of ammo.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:36:38 PM EST
$44.00/poke
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:36:44 PM EST
Costing me $346 every time. Makes me sad.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:38:55 PM EST
Somebody should make a board game out of this so we can play it with our sons.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:40:28 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:40:52 PM EST
Originally Posted By djsmiles:
i'm at work and got the "Access Denied" screen.

which is true on many levels.


Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:45:45 PM EST
Originally Posted By CanadianDave:
Hey, it calculated 0 for me.


Same here.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:46:28 PM EST
My wife made me take this thing while she watched...

And it STILL only costs me about $36 a go.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:46:52 PM EST
it was costing me 134 bucks everytime I had sex with my ex wife
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:49:51 PM EST
Originally Posted By Lancair:
Originally Posted By CanadianDave:
Hey, it calculated 0 for me.


Same here.


Spend a lot of money on lotion and pron do ya?

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:50:26 PM EST
Hookers are cheaper.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:51:09 PM EST
"Anything that fvcks, swims, or floats; it is cheaper to rent it."
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:52:18 PM EST
Originally Posted By max229:
Hookers are cheaper.


True, but taking one to the company Christmas party makes it awkward.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:54:02 PM EST
Originally Posted By Hootbro:
Originally Posted By max229:
Hookers are cheaper.


True, but taking one to the company Christmas party makes it awkward.



Only if your boss had her the previous week.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:57:29 PM EST
I answered the questions with no BS

My wife owes me about $74 bucks each time I give her the buisness.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:58:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 6:59:38 PM EST by dercot03]
$35 a poke here. Not that bad. I could find cheaper though.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 6:59:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By hourglassing:
Originally Posted By Hootbro:
Originally Posted By max229:
Hookers are cheaper.
True, but taking one to the company Christmas party makes it awkward.
Only if your boss had her the previous week.

Exactly!
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:00:57 PM EST
Originally Posted By warlord:
"Anything that fvcks, swims, or floats; it is cheaper to rent it."



Yeah I would imagine it would be cheaper to rent a dolphin than buy it.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:03:21 PM EST
$1200.00
Why im divorced!!!
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:07:51 PM EST
i could have 5 hookers at a time for that !!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:16:44 PM EST
I am making money since she is lucky to be sucking my dick.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:39:04 PM EST
Just showed this to a coworker, and it showed $4,166.67 each time. Ouch!

I really feel sorry for you guys these days. Girls now talk about sex so much. As my father said many years ago, the more someone is talking about something, the less they're doing it. He was referring to religion, hard-work, and honesty, but it also applies here.z
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:48:01 PM EST
$12
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:48:26 PM EST
It costs me exactly $2000 every time my wife and I bang.

Two thousand dollars!!!!

Are you reading this, single guys?!
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:52:39 PM EST
If I input the numbers I risk another heart attack this month........fuck that.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:56:49 PM EST
$0....



Oh wait... no wife or GF!

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:58:05 PM EST
278 every time I dump a load.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:59:36 PM EST
$18!

I couldn't score a hooker for that, much less the blow to go with it.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:04:30 PM EST

I could do a lot with $1,512.50
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:05:30 PM EST
It seems my right hand is unbelievably kind to my wallet
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:11:43 PM EST
Originally Posted By Drsalee:
That is depressing


Come on, fess up! How much?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:15:58 PM EST
Oh fuck!!!! TAG
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:31:43 PM EST
Why buy the cow, when you get the milk for free!!!!
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:31:54 PM EST
Originally Posted By Drsalee:
That is depressing


Me too...

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:37:25 PM EST
$186 per fuck
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:40:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By cammai91:
Why buy the cow, when you get the milk for free!!!!

Why even go out and buy milk when you can call someone and have it delivered.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:46:44 PM EST
$ 1 per time, or $11 per week

The study is not valid though. It does not calculate the cost of the resulting children.

I feel sorry for you guys.
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