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Posted: 9/15/2004 8:41:57 PM EST
The Church of Burt Gummer accepts donations as always.

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Do not look DIRECTLY at Mt Whitney.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 8:44:35 PM EST

He may not be big (he's only 12 inches tall) but he's bad.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 8:49:31 PM EST
WTF?
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 8:57:24 PM EST

Though I am sure all of you know that Burt Gummer is a fictional character, do any of you know that this character was based on your's truely?

Think about it.

Burt lives underground.

I live in an abandoned missile silo.

Burt has a fabulous babe for a wife.

I have several nubile young 18 year olds who worship me, ..... "like a god". (aka Col. Kurtz)

He loves guns.

I love guns.

Burt has large angry "snake like" creatures popping out of the ground frightening everyone.

I have a large "snake like" creature that scares old ladies and young girls when it gets
"angry" and pops out.

etc.

Think about it.

You get the idea.

Zen



"This is my rifle, there are many like it, but this one is mine"
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 9:13:08 PM EST


Did you further know, ..... that the name "Gummer" is a bastardization of my real name.


And that it came from the old german: "Heirgumerinernubilepuss"


Which literally translates to: "He who likes to nibble on the naughty bits of nubile young girls"


It's a fact.

(with humble apologies to the "It's a fact girl" on Kids in the hall)


Just thought you might like to know.

Zen

"This is my translation, there are many like it, but this one is mine"


Link Posted: 9/16/2004 8:54:44 PM EST
Zen

It's good to see you still alive a kicking! I remember your Y2K posts very well.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:08:21 PM EST
You need to lay off the glue
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:10:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By JDemond:
Zen

It's good to see you still alive a kicking! I remember your Y2K posts very well.




Thanks JDemond,

I am only half alive, but I am still kicking. LOL

And just as full of shit as I ever was. (see how I said it before someone else did?)



Zen

"This is my rifle, there are many like it, but this one is mine"
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:16:58 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 9:37:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By TREETOP:
WTF ZEN IS BACK??!!!!!!!!!??




Is that an expression of surprise, happiness or abject horror???

Zen

"This is my rifle, there are many like it, but this one is mine"
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 8:06:36 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 8:31:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By ZEN:
Though I am sure all of you know that Burt Gummer is a fictional character, do any of you know that this character was based on your's truely?

Think about it.

Burt lives underground.

I live in an abandoned missile silo.

Burt has a fabulous babe for a wife.

I have several nubile young 18 year olds who worship me, ..... "like a god". (aka Col. Kurtz)

He loves guns.

I love guns.

Burt has large angry "snake like" creatures popping out of the ground frightening everyone.

I have a large "snake like" creature that scares old ladies and young girls when it gets
"angry" and pops out.

etc.

Think about it.

You get the idea.


Zen

"This is my rifle, there are many like it, but this one is mine"



I don't believe you...The proof is in the pics...so start posting...

Seriously, I would like to see what the old homestead looks like, if something nubile gets in the pic all the better. Do you have a round sectional couch?


ByteTheBullet (-:


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