> Why did the chicken cross the road?
> GEORGE W BUSH
> We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
> We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of
> the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or
> for us. There is no middle ground here.
> COLIN POWELL
> Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
> satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
> HANS BLIX
> We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we
> have not yet been allowed to have access to the other
> side of the road.
> JOHN KERRY
> Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I
> am now against it!
> RALPH NADER
> The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road
> had been polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The
> chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the
> other side of the road because it was crushed by the
> wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
> PAT BUCHANAN
> To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American
> RUSH LIMBAUGH
> I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but
> I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross
> the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there is
> already forming a support group to help chickens with
> syndrome. Can you believe this?!? How much more of
> this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the
> road paid for by their tax dollars.
> And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your
> money, money the government took from you to build a
> road for chickens to cross.
> MARTHA STEWART
> No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was
> going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market
> to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain
> level. No little bird gave me any insider
> DR SEUSS
> Did the chicken cross the road?
> Did he cross it with a toad?
> Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
> but why it crossed I've not been told.
> ERNEST HEMINGWAY
> To die in the rain. Alone.
> MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
> I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
> cross roads without having their motives called into
> In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
> road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road,
> and that was good enough.
> BARBARA WALTERS
> Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
> listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the
> heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious
> case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life
> long dream of crossing the road.
> JOHN LENNON
> Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
> together - in peace.
> It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
> KARL MARX
> It was an historic inevitability.
> RONALD REAGAN
> What chicken?
> CAPTAIN KIRK
> To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
> SIGMUND FREUD
> The fact that you are at all concerned that the
> chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying
> sexual insecurity.
> BILL GATES
> I have just witnessed eChicken2004, which will not
> only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
> important documents, and balance your checkbook.
> Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
> ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road
move beneath the chicken?
> I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is
> your definition of chicken?
> AL GORE
> I invented the chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the ref was blowing fouls.
The chicken crossed the road to prove to 'possums that it could be done.
Obliglritory tasteless joke.
why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.