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Posted: 7/19/2008 10:36:17 PM EDT
She came by last week. It was pretty low key...no dinner or anything. 1 beer and in the sack. We had been out for a bite to eat the time before but this was the real deal. She texted out of nowhere and wants to come by to say hi. She said she had some friends and I asked if they were all chicks. She said never mind, she was kind of jealous and that she would come by solo.

I'm going to nail (again) a 30 yr old chick from Brazil tonight. I'm not a liar...she's not a supermodel..but she's fit and really cute. I'm going to nail it.


Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:38:55 PM EDT
Pics?
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:39:32 PM EDT
Knock out the bottom or tear up the sides tryin.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:39:48 PM EDT
You know the rules. Pics or it didnt happen.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:40:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/19/2008 10:41:02 PM EDT by IAMLEGEND]

Originally Posted By urbankaos04:
Pics?


I'll do my best...I'm kind of drunk right now trying to figure out how to do it.

ETA: The pics that is...the rest I have a handle on.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:40:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:41:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RedOx1:
You know the rules. Pics or it didnt happen.



rules are rules

Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:41:14 PM EDT
Stick it in soft, Let it get hard and listen to the bones crack...........
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:44:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/19/2008 10:44:20 PM EDT by IAMLEGEND]

Originally Posted By sprayandpray:
Stick it in soft, Let it get hard and listen to the bones crack...........


I just laughed so hard I snorted even though I'm not 100% about that...

Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:45:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheTracker:

Originally Posted By RedOx1:
You know the rules. Pics or it didnt happen.



rules are rules




I am going to do my absolute fucking best.

Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:46:11 PM EDT
Well,hit it dude.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:48:56 PM EDT
You know the rules and no MS paint BS for a Brazilian... We want PROOF!
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:51:08 PM EDT
Every second is an eternity...I'm waiting for the headlights to light up the blinds in the dining room...

Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:55:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tomislav:
img296.imageshack.us/img296/7097/titsorgtfogn7.jpg


There's another one of these floating around that says "SVRPRISE, BVTTSECKS!"

Hilarious!


Bayeaux tapestry?
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:56:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bloencustoms:

Originally Posted By Tomislav:
img296.imageshack.us/img296/7097/titsorgtfogn7.jpg


There's another one of these floating around that says "SVRPRISE, BVTTSECKS!"

Hilarious!


Bayeaux tapestry?


LOL

I checked it ALL out last time. It's all go.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 11:01:56 PM EDT
TTIWLWOP
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 11:07:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tomislav:
img296.imageshack.us/img296/7097/titsorgtfogn7.jpg




Now THAT, THAT was FUNNY!!

Link Posted: 7/19/2008 11:08:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bloencustoms:

Originally Posted By Tomislav:
img296.imageshack.us/img296/7097/titsorgtfogn7.jpg


There's another one of these floating around that says "SVRPRISE, BVTTSECKS!"

Hilarious!


Bayeaux tapestry?



Make your own tapestry.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 11:11:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/19/2008 11:12:22 PM EDT by Jeeper21]

Originally Posted By Bloencustoms:

Originally Posted By Tomislav:
img296.imageshack.us/img296/7097/titsorgtfogn7.jpg


There's another one of these floating around that says "SVRPRISE, BVTTSECKS!"

Hilarious!


Bayeaux tapestry?


Heres a couple.



Link Posted: 7/19/2008 11:24:34 PM EDT
Suck her toes while you're fucking her missionary style.



Link Posted: 7/19/2008 11:38:27 PM EDT
OK, she says she'll be here in 20 min.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 11:41:29 PM EDT
Nice. Wish I could get some pie. Girlfriend is out of town til next weekend.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 11:44:18 PM EDT
If you don't have to throw away your sheets due to blood stains, you have failed as a man.

<­BR>



Yeah... I've done it.

More than once.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 11:44:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BigW1stCav:
Suck her toes while you're fucking her missionary style.





Link Posted: 7/19/2008 11:44:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/19/2008 11:46:40 PM EDT by Cypher214]
Oh.... OH!

Link Posted: 7/19/2008 11:44:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/19/2008 11:45:45 PM EDT by Cypher214]
Holy Goddamn Triple Tap
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 11:45:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/19/2008 11:46:24 PM EDT by sprayandpray]

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
If you don't have to throw away your sheets due to blood stains, you have failed as a man.

<­BR>



Yeah... I've done it.

More than once.


3 times appearently.......
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 11:48:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 70satvert:
Nice. Wish I could get some pie. Girlfriend is out of town til next weekend.


Gotta find me one of these females...
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 11:51:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lancair:

Originally Posted By 70satvert:
Nice. Wish I could get some pie. Girlfriend is out of town til next weekend.


Gotta find me one of these females...


You guys need to stock up on bootie call numbers.....
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 11:51:55 PM EDT


Until there are pics...
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 12:01:39 AM EDT
She's here; it's on.

Link Posted: 7/20/2008 12:06:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:
She's here; it's on.



Should be off, and first cigarette lit by now.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 12:09:12 AM EDT
taggity
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 12:11:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:
She's here; it's on.



What the hell are you doing online posting then
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 12:12:57 AM EDT
why are there not topless pics of her in my IM box yet?
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 12:13:43 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/20/2008 4:09:32 PM EDT by osprey21]
Pound it like there's no tomorrow.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 12:17:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
If you don't have to throw away your sheets due to blood stains, you have failed as a man.

<­BR>



Yeah... I've done it.

More than once.


Blood stains and tears... tears of joy
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 12:18:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By R-32:
why are there not topless pics of her in my IM box yet?


IM inbound
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 12:23:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By urbankaos04:
Pics?
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 2:11:31 AM EDT
unless there are Pics, it didn't happen.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 2:15:05 AM EDT
Real men share.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 2:28:46 AM EDT
Tag for pics or beat down.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 2:31:39 AM EDT
" Fuck it foing"
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:01:22 AM EDT
Damn, I guess he's in the tub missing the ol kidneys.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:03:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:
She came by last week. It was pretty low key...no dinner or anything. 1 beer and in the sack. We had been out for a bite to eat the time before but this was the real deal. She texted out of nowhere and wants to come by to say hi. She said she had some friends and I asked if they were all chicks. She said never mind, she was kind of jealous and that she would come by solo.

I'm going to nail (again) a 30 yr old chick from Brazil tonight. I'm not a liar...she's not a supermodel..but she's fit and really cute. I'm going to nail it.




Make sure your lawn is mowed first..
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:06:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/20/2008 4:34:06 AM EDT by goodoleboy]

Originally Posted By usptac:
Damn, I guess he's in the tub missing the ol kidneys.



Arfcom: Im really worried about "IAmLegend" he has not posted in 15 hours, since he met that brazailian girl.Im sure he dead..Mods need to step in and police need to be notified.

Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:14:14 AM EDT
Maybe he's in recovery of some sort.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:18:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:
She came by last week. It was pretty low key...no dinner or anything. 1 beer and in the sack. We had been out for a bite to eat the time before but this was the real deal. She texted out of nowhere and wants to come by to say hi. She said she had some friends and I asked if they were all chicks. She said never mind, she was kind of jealous and that she would come by solo.

I'm going to nail (again) a 30 yr old chick from Brazil tonight. I'm not a liar...she's not a supermodel..but she's fit and really cute. I'm going to nail it.




Dude: I thought you were dead and your organs were harvested at the "orgy."
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 8:23:36 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 8:25:31 AM EDT
Pics!
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 8:27:56 AM EDT
Anchor babies away!!
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