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11/20/2019 5:07:11 PM
Posted: 5/22/2005 10:45:41 AM EST
first, you need a BBQ pit, like this compact little jobber here:



then you need something to cook for the people that do not exist on beer alone like you ought to. in this particular instance, 9 briskets, 9 wild hogs, 8 chickens and calf nuts (yes, i'm serious)

heres hog quarters:


briskets:


chicken and ribs:


calf nuts, these assholes brought an entire plastic bag full of the damn things:


i lost a bet and had to eat one and though i didn't go back for seconds it wasn't bad, tastes like a fried chicken heart


more pics coming............
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 10:55:19 AM EST
redneck sound system:


you really also need a barn in order to have a barn party:


don't forget to steal a bunch of fresh field corn either:


a horse troph full of beer is also a must:
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 10:56:58 AM EST
Good to see that someone else knows how to do a barn party right.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 10:57:27 AM EST
Damn you guys do it up right.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 10:59:17 AM EST
Nice!

Any pie at the party?
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 11:00:23 AM EST
holy crap man, how many people were there? thats enough meat to feed my fat ass for the better part of a year
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 11:01:52 AM EST
attendees are always a plus:





Link Posted: 5/22/2005 11:03:01 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/22/2005 11:09:00 AM EST by Bama-Shooter]
Where's the women? Or is this some men only party?

ETA: More pics were added while I was typing.

Looks like fun.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 11:07:36 AM EST
Wheres the heavy beer?

Other than the nutz all else looks great! Whens dinner?
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 11:15:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By otar:
Wheres the heavy beer?

Other than the nutz all else looks great! Whens dinner?



i had some tallboys in my icechest.................
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 11:16:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
holy crap man, how many people were there? thats enough meat to feed my fat ass for the better part of a year



we were figuring anywhere from 150-250 people, i have no idea how many actually showed up, i was drinking heavily.......................
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 11:18:14 AM EST

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
holy crap man, how many people were there? thats enough meat to feed my fat ass for the better part of a year



we were figuring anywhere from 150-250 people, i have no idea how many actually showed up, i was drinking heavily.......................



now thats a shocking revelation
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 12:38:03 PM EST
I can see ONE thing you forgot to have at that party...

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Me.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 12:41:55 PM EST
No shit.

Where was my invite??

Lost in the mail right? IM not working???
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 12:42:48 PM EST
What have we learned from this thread?

TexRdnec eats balls and likes tall boys...

You do the math!!!
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 12:46:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By Hydguy:
What have we learned from this thread?

TexRdnec eats balls and likes tall boys...

You do the math!!!






Link Posted: 5/22/2005 12:47:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By Hydguy:
What have we learned from this thread?

TexRdnec eats balls and likes tall boys...

You do the math!!!




BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAhahahahah­ahahahahahahahah <gasp> awwwwshit,that'sfunny!!! <gasp> Awwwwhahahahahahahahahah!!
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 12:54:39 PM EST
heres a pic of TRG with the goat identities protected, why don't yall talk about that for a while????



Link Posted: 5/22/2005 12:56:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By Hydguy:
What have we learned from this thread?

TexRdnec eats balls and likes tall boys...

You do the math!!!



TxRdnec,

You have officially been OWNED. (again)
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 12:58:54 PM EST
Miller Lite? Must be end of times.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 1:08:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By eodtech2000:
Miller Lite? Must be end of times.



luckily i brought my own beer
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 1:22:52 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 1:28:49 PM EST
ya, that pit kinda makes mine look like a little bitch

Link Posted: 5/22/2005 1:29:54 PM EST
wrong pic

Link Posted: 5/22/2005 1:30:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
attendees are always a plus:

tinypic.com/5bod8z



Hey! I think I recognize that bastard in the black shirt.

And DPeacher is right. Our invites got lost in the mail?!

Link Posted: 5/22/2005 1:34:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
wrong pic




Sir, I'm with the Gubment. I cannot allow you to own those weapons and drink Keystone Light. It is an affront to everyone who has ever worn a uniform.

Link Posted: 5/22/2005 1:35:46 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/22/2005 1:38:47 PM EST by TexRdnec]

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
attendees are always a plus:

tinypic.com/5bod8z



Hey! I think I recognize that bastard in the black shirt.

And DPeacher is right. Our invites got lost in the mail?!




yep, mike was official bbqer and babysitter for the party





if i thought any of yall would have actually attended i'd have invited the whole damned website..............we certainly had the bbq for it
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 2:29:46 PM EST
First the goat thing, and now this.



IT'S OVER BETWEEN US.

Don't call me - I won't pick up.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 2:42:45 PM EST
Damn it!!! Thats it! I'm moving to Texas and this time I ain't kiddin!!! Actually I do have relatives in Houston....time for a visit!
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 3:11:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:tinypic.com/5boa3t

calf nuts, these assholes brought an entire plastic bag full of the damn things:i lost a bet and had to eat one and though i didn't go back for seconds it wasn't bad, tastes like a fried chicken heart




And there are some str8s that call US sick and perverted (Not Tx's fault as he wasn't exactly a "willing" participant...... still......WTF???
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 3:16:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By Hydguy:
What have we learned from this thread?

TexRdnec eats balls and likes tall boys...

You do the math!!!




most of us knew that already, but now that we have an admission.....

Looked like a great party.

So what's going on for memorial day weekend?

txl
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 3:28:26 PM EST
Damn that looks like fun. Don't dis the calf fries. If they are done right it ain't bad eatin. Some folks won't eat sushi either.

There had to be a watermelon spiked with vodka or everclear there somewhere too.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 4:18:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/22/2005 4:40:48 PM EST by TheRedHorseman]

Originally Posted By Kacer:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:tinypic.com/5boa3t

calf nuts, these assholes brought an entire plastic bag full of the damn things:i lost a bet and had to eat one and though i didn't go back for seconds it wasn't bad, tastes like a fried chicken heart




And there are some str8s that call US sick and perverted (Not Tx's fault as he wasn't exactly a "willing" participant...... still......WTF???



the question would be, what the fuck does that have to do with sexual preference? stop assuming everything heterosexuals do is in some way attacking people who choose to live your lifestyle.
Link Posted: 5/22/2005 4:28:16 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 12:26:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
tag



<<<Avitar so cough, so funny of Gun Runner
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 5:06:48 AM EST
Looks like a great time was had by all. One question, though...do they sell REAL beer in Texas...'cos I don't see anything but that beer-aid stuff.
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 5:54:38 AM EST

Originally Posted By Gopher:
Damn that looks like fun. Don't dis the calf fries. If they are done right it ain't bad eatin. Some folks won't eat sushi either.

There had to be a watermelon spiked with vodka or everclear there somewhere too.



Good call. Where was the Dragon Egg TxRdnec??
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 6:12:06 AM EST
most all liquor was consumed directly from the container, no fruit was needed

memorial day i'll probably be working, maybe blow it off and go hog hunting though
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 9:45:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By dvr9:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
wrong pic

tinypic.com/54ggtg



Sir, I'm with the Gubment. I cannot allow you to own those weapons and drink Keystone Light. It is an affront to everyone who has ever worn a uniform.




Try telling that to my father-in-law.

He exists on the stuff.

Link Posted: 5/23/2005 9:47:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By dvr9:

Originally Posted By Hydguy:
What have we learned from this thread?

TexRdnec eats balls and likes tall boys...

You do the math!!!



TxRdnec,

You have officially been OWNED. (again)



Yeah, but the first time was when he got married.......................

Link Posted: 5/23/2005 9:48:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By wise_jake:

Originally Posted By dvr9:

Originally Posted By Hydguy:
What have we learned from this thread?

TexRdnec eats balls and likes tall boys...

You do the math!!!



TxRdnec,

You have officially been OWNED. (again)



Yeah, but the first time was when he got married.......................

Didn't know they allowed "that" type of thing in Texas.


Link Posted: 5/23/2005 9:53:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By easy610:
Damn it!!! Thats it! I'm moving to Texas and this time I ain't kiddin!!! Actually I do have relatives in Houston....time for a visit!



Give us a heads up when you do. We'll throw a couple briskets on the smoker for you.
Link Posted: 5/23/2005 7:03:10 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/23/2005 7:05:26 PM EST by Timanator]
Thats just awesome dude!!!!


But you know, all the crap you whities give us asians about eating weird crap, Calf nuts?

Are yall too poor to get chicken?

Link Posted: 5/24/2005 7:11:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By Timanator:
Thats just awesome dude!!!!


But you know, all the crap you whities give us asians about eating weird crap, Calf nuts?

Are yall too poor to get chicken?




Chicken (rooster) nuts would be too small, dude...............

Link Posted: 5/24/2005 2:27:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By Kacer:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:tinypic.com/5boa3t

calf nuts, these assholes brought an entire plastic bag full of the damn things:i lost a bet and had to eat one and though i didn't go back for seconds it wasn't bad, tastes like a fried chicken heart




And there are some str8s that call US sick and perverted (Not Tx's fault as he wasn't exactly a "willing" participant...... still......WTF???



the question would be, what the fuck does that have to do with sexual preference? stop assuming everything heterosexuals do is in some way attacking people who choose to live your lifestyle.



Don't get yer panties in a twist. My bad, I MEANT to have a at the end And it is ONY a "choice" for SOME, despite your "thinking" it otherwise. (no on purpose) And it has pretty much nada to do w/sexual prefrence, but it IS ... well, odd. Which is usually the "best" verbiage used to describe us.


Originally Posted By Timanator:

Thats just awesome dude!!!!

But you know, all the crap you whities give us asians about eating weird crap, Calf nuts?

Are yall too poor to get chicken?







Originally Posted By wise_jake:

Originally Posted By Timanator:

Thats just awesome dude!!!!

But you know, all the crap you whities give us asians about eating weird crap, Calf nuts?

Are yall too poor to get chicken?




Chicken (rooster) nuts would be too small, dude...............





Link Posted: 5/24/2005 2:37:07 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/24/2005 3:23:29 PM EST
looks like a damn good time - the nuts that is.
Link Posted: 5/24/2005 4:22:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By Kacer:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:tinypic.com/5boa3t

calf nuts, these assholes brought an entire plastic bag full of the damn things:i lost a bet and had to eat one and though i didn't go back for seconds it wasn't bad, tastes like a fried chicken heart




And there are some str8s that call US sick and perverted (Not Tx's fault as he wasn't exactly a "willing" participant...... still......WTF???



[dr.evil] riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight [/dr.evil]
Link Posted: 5/25/2005 1:08:48 PM EST
So where were all the wimminz at?

Kacer and I both would like to know! Post pics!*



*Though the wife would prolly prefer you kept your trap shut and didn't post shit.........
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