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Posted: 11/2/2009 1:44:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/2/2009 1:45:35 PM EDT
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 OOOKay.... |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 1:45:42 PM EDT
[#2]
 The coconut: A motherfucker to eat without tools. |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 1:45:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/2/2009 1:46:32 PM EDT
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ok, i believe in god now.
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Posted: 11/2/2009 1:47:37 PM EDT
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http://www.bijlmakers.com/fruits/coconut/coconut_fruits.JPG The coconut: A motherfucker to eat without tools. No shit. I bought one once just try it in it's whole state. I had no idea wtf I was doing, and I didn't have the interwebz for instructions...what a mess. |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 1:48:06 PM EDT
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Quoted: http://www.bijlmakers.com/fruits/coconut/coconut_fruits.JPG The coconut: A motherfucker to eat without tools. Ah, but do you not also get a great deal of JOY out of coconuts? I mean...say you're got two empty halves of coconut, and you're banging them together. |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 1:48:08 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: http://www.bijlmakers.com/fruits/coconut/coconut_fruits.JPG The coconut: A motherfucker to eat without tools. No shit. I bought one once just try it in it's whole state. I had no idea wtf I was doing, and I didn't have the interwebz for instructions...what a mess. Didn't you learn anything from watching 'Cast Away'? |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 1:48:24 PM EDT
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I should give this to my Pastor to go over on Sunday. |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 1:48:34 PM EDT
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So, this proves evolution also?
You know, since this works for monkeys too. |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 1:48:40 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: http://www.bijlmakers.com/fruits/coconut/coconut_fruits.JPG The coconut: A motherfucker to eat without tools. No shit. I bought one once just try it in it's whole state. I had no idea wtf I was doing, and I didn't have the interwebz for instructions...what a mess. Hammer, punch, and chisel. All required tools. |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 1:49:35 PM EDT
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The magic of the banana did it. I'm a believer now
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Posted: 11/2/2009 1:49:35 PM EDT
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http://www.bijlmakers.com/fruits/coconut/coconut_fruits.JPG The coconut: A motherfucker to eat without tools. No shit. I bought one once just try it in it's whole state. I had no idea wtf I was doing, and I didn't have the interwebz for instructions...what a mess. Didn't you learn anything from watching 'Cast Away'? This pre-dated "Cast Away." A hammer and a flat head screwdriver were involved. |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 1:50:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/2/2009 1:50:30 PM EDT
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Whoops, they forgot the point where they mention the Banana is a man made fruit through artificial selection.
The wild versions suck. |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 1:51:35 PM EDT
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Quoted: http://www.bijlmakers.com/fruits/coconut/coconut_fruits.JPG The coconut: A motherfucker to eat without tools.  |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 1:51:45 PM EDT
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Dun dun dun...
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Posted: 11/2/2009 1:52:45 PM EDT
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I have also observed it's rather entertaining to watch females of the human species consume these fruity treats
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Posted: 11/2/2009 1:55:12 PM EDT
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the youtube version of OP's pic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq7LXn4KSrM i can't embed b/c i suck and lack internet skills. |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 1:57:00 PM EDT
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The same could apply to primates.
Could that imply that evolution occurred? Uhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhh *no dog in this fight, just felt like being an ass* |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 1:57:26 PM EDT
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Notice the banana is also shaped similarly to the phallus - or "penis," as the atheists in the godless science conspiracy would put it.
After many hours of studying images and footage of women using the banana as a substitute phallus, engaging in a blasphemous mockery of anal, vaginal, and oral intercourse, I have come to the conclusion that the banana was, in fact, invented by Satan in coalition with the atheists to drive mankind to sin. Atheist's nightmare? Don't be fooled. The banana - or "devil-fruit" - is god's most hated source of dietary potassium. |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 1:58:15 PM EDT
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I have also observed it's rather entertaining to watch females of the human species consume these fruity treats Especially when they consume them with something other than their mouth... Hey yooooooooo |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 1:59:05 PM EDT
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Whoops, they forgot the point where they mention the Banana is a man made fruit through artificial selection. The wild versions suck. HA HA This! That is so fucking funny, the idiots trying to justify the existance of God by taking about a man made object! hmmm... Kinda reminds me of the "other" man made thing that supposedly proves God exists. |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:01:13 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: http://www.bijlmakers.com/fruits/coconut/coconut_fruits.JPG The coconut: A motherfucker to eat without tools. Ah, but do you not also get a great deal of JOY out of coconuts? I mean...say you're got two empty halves of coconut, and you're banging them together. next you'll be claiming that coconuts migrate. |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:01:14 PM EDT
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I have also observed it's rather entertaining to watch females of the human species consume these fruity treats 
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:01:49 PM EDT
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Ignoring the fact that the Banana is a cultivated fruit, almost all fruits are intended to be eaten. In fact some fruit seeds will not germinate until they've passed through somethings digestive tract.
Birds carry seeds long distances sometimes before planting them in a little pile of fertilizer somewhere. |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:06:23 PM EDT
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Yum yum yum... |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:06:57 PM EDT
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... which would make them attractive to animals who would consume the fruit and spread the durable seeds a long distance from the tree.
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:07:30 PM EDT
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I have also observed it's rather entertaining to watch females of the human species consume these fruity treats http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll111/AKSig/Hot%20gifs/4161321_Roselyn31.gif Your avatar goes great with that gif.
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:07:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:11:14 PM EDT
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http://www.bijlmakers.com/fruits/coconut/coconut_fruits.JPG The coconut: A motherfucker to eat without tools. With this, I believe you and Zakk have ably covered both sides of the fruit as evidence of intelligent design argument. Quoted:
Ah, but do you not also get a great deal of JOY out of coconuts? I mean...say you're got two empty halves of coconut, and you're banging them together. Yes, you can. And with a length of vine, you can make a field expedient brassiere also. Jane |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:12:57 PM EDT
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Quoted: http://www.bijlmakers.com/fruits/coconut/coconut_fruits.JPG The coconut: A motherfucker to eat without tools. +1 
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:15:58 PM EDT
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http://www.bijlmakers.com/fruits/coconut/coconut_fruits.JPG The coconut: A motherfucker to eat without tools. Ah, but do you not also get a great deal of JOY out of coconuts? I mean...say you're got two empty halves of coconut, and you're banging them together. next you'll be claiming that coconuts migrate. The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:18:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:19:38 PM EDT
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What's with the full court press lately...
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:22:26 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Ah, but do you not also get a great deal of JOY out of coconuts? I mean...say you're got two empty halves of coconut, and you're banging them together. next you'll be claiming that coconuts migrate. The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? It could be carried. |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:23:03 PM EDT
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Quoted: Disclaimer: I already believe in God but explain this... http://www.459sunrise.com/forumimages/durian.jpg Durian Explain what... |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:24:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:26:25 PM EDT
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Quoted: Durian is the most offensive smelling fruit on the planet IMO and others concur.Quoted: Disclaimer: I already believe in God but explain this... http://www.459sunrise.com/forumimages/durian.jpg Durian Explain what... |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:27:50 PM EDT
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Yep... modern, human cultivated dessert banana vs. wild banana. The "designed" one would be the one with the numerous big-ass, rock hard seeds. |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:29:32 PM EDT
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Ah, but do you not also get a great deal of JOY out of coconuts? I mean...say you're got two empty halves of coconut, and you're banging them together. next you'll be claiming that coconuts migrate. The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? It could be carried. What –– a swallow carrying a coconut? |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:30:33 PM EDT
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So does this mean that God only wants us to eat Bananas?
What if the forbidden fruit was a banana? You know, made with all those features to make it more tempting...especially to Eve. 
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:31:15 PM EDT
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Ah, but do you not also get a great deal of JOY out of coconuts? I mean...say you're got two empty halves of coconut, and you're banging them together. next you'll be claiming that coconuts migrate. The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? It could be carried. What –– a swallow carrying a coconut? Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:32:41 PM EDT
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Quoted: The magic of the banana did it. I'm a believer now FSM for me. |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:35:15 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Durian is the most offensive smelling fruit on the planet IMO and others concur.Quoted: Disclaimer: I already believe in God but explain this... http://www.459sunrise.com/forumimages/durian.jpg Durian Explain what... Andrew Zimmern can't eat it. That should tell people everything they need to know about it..... |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:40:00 PM EDT
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The "tab for removing the wrapper" is wrong.....there's an easier way to get the wrapper off:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBJV56WUDng Works like a champ. |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:44:05 PM EDT
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Ah, but do you not also get a great deal of JOY out of coconuts? I mean...say you're got two empty halves of coconut, and you're banging them together. next you'll be claiming that coconuts migrate. The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? It could be carried. What –– a swallow carrying a coconut? It could grip it by the husk! |
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:50:11 PM EDT
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http://www.bijlmakers.com/fruits/coconut/coconut_fruits.JPG The coconut: A motherfucker to eat without tools. With this, I believe you and Zakk have ably covered both sides of the fruit as evidence of intelligent design argument. Quoted:
Ah, but do you not also get a great deal of JOY out of coconuts? I mean...say you're got two empty halves of coconut, and you're banging them together. Yes, you can. And with a length of vine, you can make a field expedient brassiere also. Jane    
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:52:13 PM EDT
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In on one!
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:52:18 PM EDT
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Well that converted me.
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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:52:53 PM EDT
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Ah, but do you not also get a great deal of JOY out of coconuts? I mean...say you're got two empty halves of coconut, and you're banging them together. next you'll be claiming that coconuts migrate. The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? It could be carried. What –– a swallow carrying a coconut? Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? They do when a storm blows them into the ocean where they float anywhere in the world. |
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