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Posted: 11/2/2009 12:44:12 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 12:45:35 PM EST



OOOKay....
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 12:45:42 PM EST


The coconut:

A motherfucker to eat without tools.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 12:45:47 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 12:46:32 PM EST
ok, i believe in god now.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 12:47:37 PM EST
Originally Posted By Chairborne:
http://www.bijlmakers.com/fruits/coconut/coconut_fruits.JPG

The coconut:

A motherfucker to eat without tools.


No shit. I bought one once just try it in it's whole state. I had no idea wtf I was doing, and I didn't have the interwebz for instructions...what a mess.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 12:48:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By Chairborne:
http://www.bijlmakers.com/fruits/coconut/coconut_fruits.JPG

The coconut:

A motherfucker to eat without tools.

Ah, but do you not also get a great deal of JOY out of coconuts? I mean...say you're got two empty halves of coconut, and you're banging them together.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 12:48:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By surveyor3:
Originally Posted By Chairborne:
http://www.bijlmakers.com/fruits/coconut/coconut_fruits.JPG

The coconut:

A motherfucker to eat without tools.


No shit. I bought one once just try it in it's whole state. I had no idea wtf I was doing, and I didn't have the interwebz for instructions...what a mess.

Didn't you learn anything from watching 'Cast Away'?
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 12:48:24 PM EST


I should give this to my Pastor to go over on Sunday.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 12:48:34 PM EST
So, this proves evolution also?

You know, since this works for monkeys too.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 12:48:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By surveyor3:
Originally Posted By Chairborne:
http://www.bijlmakers.com/fruits/coconut/coconut_fruits.JPG

The coconut:

A motherfucker to eat without tools.


No shit. I bought one once just try it in it's whole state. I had no idea wtf I was doing, and I didn't have the interwebz for instructions...what a mess.

Hammer, punch, and chisel. All required tools.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 12:49:35 PM EST
The magic of the banana did it. I'm a believer now
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 12:49:35 PM EST
Originally Posted By Zakk_Wylde_470:

Originally Posted By surveyor3:
Originally Posted By Chairborne:
http://www.bijlmakers.com/fruits/coconut/coconut_fruits.JPG

The coconut:

A motherfucker to eat without tools.


No shit. I bought one once just try it in it's whole state. I had no idea wtf I was doing, and I didn't have the interwebz for instructions...what a mess.

Didn't you learn anything from watching 'Cast Away'?


This pre-dated "Cast Away."

A hammer and a flat head screwdriver were involved.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 12:50:29 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2009 12:51:58 PM EST by Alien]
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 12:50:30 PM EST
Whoops, they forgot the point where they mention the Banana is a man made fruit through artificial selection.

The wild versions suck.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 12:51:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By Chairborne:
http://www.bijlmakers.com/fruits/coconut/coconut_fruits.JPG

The coconut:

A motherfucker to eat without tools.


Link Posted: 11/2/2009 12:51:45 PM EST
Dun dun dun...

Link Posted: 11/2/2009 12:52:45 PM EST
I have also observed it's rather entertaining to watch females of the human species consume these fruity treats
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 12:55:12 PM EST
the youtube version of OP's pic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq7LXn4KSrM
i can't embed b/c i suck and lack internet skills.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 12:57:00 PM EST
The same could apply to primates.

Could that imply that evolution occurred?

Uhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhh

*no dog in this fight, just felt like being an ass*
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 12:57:26 PM EST
Notice the banana is also shaped similarly to the phallus - or "penis," as the atheists in the godless science conspiracy would put it.

After many hours of studying images and footage of women using the banana as a substitute phallus, engaging in a blasphemous mockery of anal, vaginal, and oral intercourse, I have come to the conclusion that the banana was, in fact, invented by Satan in coalition with the atheists to drive mankind to sin.

Atheist's nightmare? Don't be fooled. The banana - or "devil-fruit" - is god's most hated source of dietary potassium.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 12:58:15 PM EST
Originally Posted By JamesP81:
I have also observed it's rather entertaining to watch females of the human species consume these fruity treats


Especially when they consume them with something other than their mouth...

Hey yooooooooo
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 12:59:05 PM EST
Originally Posted By keroppl:
Whoops, they forgot the point where they mention the Banana is a man made fruit through artificial selection.

The wild versions suck.



HA HA This!

That is so fucking funny, the idiots trying to justify the existance of God by taking about a man made object!

hmmm... Kinda reminds me of the "other" man made thing that supposedly proves God exists.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:01:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bushylover:

Originally Posted By Chairborne:
http://www.bijlmakers.com/fruits/coconut/coconut_fruits.JPG

The coconut:

A motherfucker to eat without tools.

Ah, but do you not also get a great deal of JOY out of coconuts? I mean...say you're got two empty halves of coconut, and you're banging them together.

next you'll be claiming that coconuts migrate.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:01:14 PM EST
Originally Posted By JamesP81:
I have also observed it's rather entertaining to watch females of the human species consume these fruity treats




Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:01:49 PM EST
Ignoring the fact that the Banana is a cultivated fruit, almost all fruits are intended to be eaten. In fact some fruit seeds will not germinate until they've passed through somethings digestive tract.

Birds carry seeds long distances sometimes before planting them in a little pile of fertilizer somewhere.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:06:23 PM EST


Yum yum yum...
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:06:57 PM EST
... which would make them attractive to animals who would consume the fruit and spread the durable seeds a long distance from the tree.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:07:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By AKSig:
Originally Posted By JamesP81:
I have also observed it's rather entertaining to watch females of the human species consume these fruity treats


http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll111/AKSig/Hot%20gifs/4161321_Roselyn31.gif



Your avatar goes great with that gif.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:07:49 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:11:14 PM EST
Originally Posted By Chairborne:
http://www.bijlmakers.com/fruits/coconut/coconut_fruits.JPG

The coconut:

A motherfucker to eat without tools.

With this, I believe you and Zakk have ably covered both sides of the fruit as evidence of intelligent design argument.

Originally Posted By Bushylover:
Ah, but do you not also get a great deal of JOY out of coconuts? I mean...say you're got two empty halves of coconut, and you're banging them together.

Yes, you can. And with a length of vine, you can make a field expedient brassiere also.

Jane

Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:12:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By Chairborne:
http://www.bijlmakers.com/fruits/coconut/coconut_fruits.JPG

The coconut:

A motherfucker to eat without tools.

+1


Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:15:58 PM EST
Originally Posted By dorobuta:

Originally Posted By Bushylover:

Originally Posted By Chairborne:
http://www.bijlmakers.com/fruits/coconut/coconut_fruits.JPG

The coconut:

A motherfucker to eat without tools.

Ah, but do you not also get a great deal of JOY out of coconuts? I mean...say you're got two empty halves of coconut, and you're banging them together.

next you'll be claiming that coconuts migrate.


The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:18:52 PM EST
Disclaimer: I already believe in God but explain this...



Durian
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:19:38 PM EST
What's with the full court press lately...
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:22:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By 99Tarbox:
Originally Posted By dorobuta:

Originally Posted By Bushylover:

Ah, but do you not also get a great deal of JOY out of coconuts? I mean...say you're got two empty halves of coconut, and you're banging them together.

next you'll be claiming that coconuts migrate.

The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

It could be carried.

Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:23:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By Ciph:
Disclaimer: I already believe in God but explain this...

http://www.459sunrise.com/forumimages/durian.jpg

Durian

Explain what...
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:24:47 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:26:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By schizrade:

Originally Posted By Ciph:
Disclaimer: I already believe in God but explain this...

http://www.459sunrise.com/forumimages/durian.jpg

Durian

Explain what...
Durian is the most offensive smelling fruit on the planet IMO and others concur.

Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:27:50 PM EST
Originally Posted By Kaygee:
http://cairnarvon.rotahall.org/pics/wildbanana.jpg

Yum yum yum...


Yep... modern, human cultivated dessert banana vs. wild banana. The "designed" one would be the one with the numerous big-ass, rock hard seeds.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:29:32 PM EST
Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:

Originally Posted By 99Tarbox:
Originally Posted By dorobuta:

Originally Posted By Bushylover:

Ah, but do you not also get a great deal of JOY out of coconuts? I mean...say you're got two empty halves of coconut, and you're banging them together.

next you'll be claiming that coconuts migrate.

The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

It could be carried.



What –– a swallow carrying a coconut?
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:30:33 PM EST
So does this mean that God only wants us to eat Bananas?

What if the forbidden fruit was a banana? You know, made with all those features to make it more tempting...especially to Eve.


Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:31:15 PM EST
Originally Posted By OklahomaSam:
Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:

Originally Posted By 99Tarbox:
Originally Posted By dorobuta:

Originally Posted By Bushylover:

Ah, but do you not also get a great deal of JOY out of coconuts? I mean...say you're got two empty halves of coconut, and you're banging them together.

next you'll be claiming that coconuts migrate.

The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

It could be carried.



What –– a swallow carrying a coconut?


Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:32:41 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2009 1:33:34 PM EST by nightstalker]

Originally Posted By satellite:
The magic of the banana did it. I'm a believer now

FSM for me.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:35:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By Ciph:

Originally Posted By schizrade:

Originally Posted By Ciph:
Disclaimer: I already believe in God but explain this...

http://www.459sunrise.com/forumimages/durian.jpg

Durian

Explain what...
Durian is the most offensive smelling fruit on the planet IMO and others concur.


Andrew Zimmern can't eat it. That should tell people everything they need to know about it.....
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:40:00 PM EST
The "tab for removing the wrapper" is wrong.....there's an easier way to get the wrapper off:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBJV56WUDng

Works like a champ.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:44:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2009 1:45:18 PM EST by 99Tarbox]
Originally Posted By OklahomaSam:
Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:

Originally Posted By 99Tarbox:
Originally Posted By dorobuta:

Originally Posted By Bushylover:

Ah, but do you not also get a great deal of JOY out of coconuts? I mean...say you're got two empty halves of coconut, and you're banging them together.

next you'll be claiming that coconuts migrate.

The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

It could be carried.



What –– a swallow carrying a coconut?


It could grip it by the husk!
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:50:11 PM EST
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Originally Posted By Chairborne:
http://www.bijlmakers.com/fruits/coconut/coconut_fruits.JPG

The coconut:

A motherfucker to eat without tools.

With this, I believe you and Zakk have ably covered both sides of the fruit as evidence of intelligent design argument.

Originally Posted By Bushylover:
Ah, but do you not also get a great deal of JOY out of coconuts? I mean...say you're got two empty halves of coconut, and you're banging them together.

Yes, you can. And with a length of vine, you can make a field expedient brassiere also.

Jane




Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:52:13 PM EST
In on one!


Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:52:18 PM EST
Well that converted me.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 1:52:53 PM EST
Originally Posted By motown_steve:
Originally Posted By OklahomaSam:
Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:

Originally Posted By 99Tarbox:
Originally Posted By dorobuta:

Originally Posted By Bushylover:

Ah, but do you not also get a great deal of JOY out of coconuts? I mean...say you're got two empty halves of coconut, and you're banging them together.

next you'll be claiming that coconuts migrate.

The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

It could be carried.



What –– a swallow carrying a coconut?


Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?


They do when a storm blows them into the ocean where they float anywhere in the world.

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