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Posted: 9/6/2005 8:54:30 AM EDT
The commercial where he is running into the endzone after catching the football, he does a endzone dance.
I just find it disturbing.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 8:57:12 AM EDT
Yes I know............ Those commercials scare me more then zombie movies.....
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 8:58:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dru:
Yes I know............ Those commercials scare me more then zombie movies.....



Plastic head guy is clearly a "draw down" candidate.

R.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 8:58:13 AM EDT
What about when the guy wakes up and he is in bed with him?????

ICK!
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:01:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By twonami:
The commercial where he is running into the endzone after catching the football, he does a endzone dance.
I just find it disturbing.


Dude, EVERYBODY finds that fucking weirdo disturbing:

Combat hardened veterans back from the burning sands of Iraq find him disturbing.

Grizzled homicide detectives who've been there, done that and seen it all find him disturbing.

Men of devout religious faith and iron will, practiced in the art of exorcising demons find him disturbing.

But, as one would expect, chicks dig him.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:03:17 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:04:07 AM EDT
I used to think your avatar was scary.

Now I have nightmares about Burger King. Something is just not right about that guy
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:04:08 AM EDT
I would seroiusly draw down.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:04:30 AM EDT
He is why we all own firearms
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:06:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dru:
Yes I know............ Those commercials scare me more then zombie movies.....

Don't you mean Zombie "documentaries?"

I think this guy is a Zombie - he never speaks.

There was one commercial where a guy raises his window shade in the morning, and the Burger Zombie is right there. This is exactly why I have a pistol within my reach at all times in the house - two to the chest, one to the head. In this creature's case, though, since his melon is the center of mass, two to the head, one to the chest. Ah, what the hell - run to slide lock!!!
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:06:59 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2005 9:09:12 AM EDT by hepcat85]
Those rounds would just bounce off his unearthly hard armored head.

He's not a zombie....he's the antichrist....and he's dispensing Whoppers.


Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:08:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2005 9:08:52 AM EDT by operatorerror]


crap

oh well, I'm leaving it up
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:08:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By efpeter:
What about when the guy wakes up and he is in bed with him?????

ICK!



img.slate.msn.com/media/50/041011_WakeUpWithTheKing_100k.asf

Would clearly call for a shotgun blast to the head.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:11:35 AM EDT
Avatar, anyone?

Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:17:41 AM EDT
I want to be him for Halloween.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:17:50 AM EDT
amen, the creepiest is when he's standing in the distance and the guy turns around to talk to his wife and when he turns back the antichrist is in his grill...

anyone seen the new angus burger commercial??? "eat the angus" with that weirdo doc...he's got false teeth and when he talks he shlurs his eshes...he has this line where he says "you're full of sit, i'm full of sit, we're ALL full of sit" as in "sit down to eat the angus"...of course, all his "sit"'s some out as "shit"...

between the king, dr shit, and their bizarr-o "coqroq" commercials you gotta wonder who the hell is running that asylum over there!!!???
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:22:09 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2005 9:26:29 AM EDT by efpeter]

Originally Posted By hanau:
how about Hootie's Darius Rucker and model Brooke Burke through this Whopperized take on Oz.



Is that the "Come an' git it" chick on the swing? Now, THAT makes me want buger king.


Creepy stalker doll head guy does not make me want Burger King.

(Come an git it chick just makes me horney. Nothing could make me want Burger king!)



ETA: It's not OZ, by the way. It's the Big Rock Candy Mountain.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:23:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DDiggler:
Avatar, anyone?

www.chuggnutt.com/images/bk_head.jpg



Done.... :)

Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:25:34 AM EDT
Man, that BK guy creeps me out...and this coming from a guy who thought the Quizno's sub rodents were cute and hilarious...
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:26:28 AM EDT
I'd hit it!
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:31:04 AM EDT
The burger King,

now in Extra Creepy.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:36:53 AM EDT
If he ever approaches me.......shoot till slide lock.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:38:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2005 9:40:54 AM EDT by BravoCompanyUSA]
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:40:26 AM EDT
bazaar man, bazaar
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:41:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:
If he ever approaches me.......shoot till slide lock.

Fast-Food Icon O' Truth, anyone?
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:45:44 AM EDT
What kind of gun and load would you use in this situation?

Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:45:49 AM EDT
I could be friends with the King.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:48:04 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2005 9:48:21 AM EDT by Echo_Hotel]

Originally Posted By LoginName:
What kind of gun and load would you use in this situation?

home.comcast.net/~bfd750/bk.JPG


Anything involving the words "Nitro Express".
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:50:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By LoginName:
What kind of gun and load would you use in this situation?




something i could fire over my shoulder as i ran away screaming with a reasonable chance of hitting something soft...
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:50:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By LoginName:
What kind of gun and load would you use in this situation?

home.comcast.net/~bfd750/bk.JPG



Perferably something you have to check the back blast area before firing!
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:51:21 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:52:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2005 9:54:43 AM EDT by efpeter]
Which is worse, the BK big headed plastic dude, or the Gay porn Brawny paper towel dude?
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:54:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:
If he ever approaches me.......shoot till slide lock.



change mags and repeat
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 9:56:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By efpeter:
What about when the guy wakes up and he is in bed with him?????

ICK!



That one freaks me out. I'd have fired the advertising company that came up with those commercials. Freakish.



You mean this one?

img.slate.msn.com/media/50/041011_WakeUpWithTheKing_100k.asf

Link Posted: 9/6/2005 1:31:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By hepcat85:
Those rounds would just bounce off his unearthly hard armored head.

He's not a zombie....he's the antichrist....and he's dispensing Whoppers.


img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/hepcat85/BurgerKing_whereisyour.jpg


He must be made of some freakish blend of Kevlar reinforced sintered ceramic and asbestos because he won't burn.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 1:32:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2005 1:34:03 PM EDT by BeetleBailey]

Originally Posted By XeroSygnal:

Originally Posted By DDiggler:
Avatar, anyone?

www.chuggnutt.com/images/bk_head.jpg



Done.... :)






ETA: no question about it. No thinking involved. The King would answer to 000 Buck.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 1:36:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NewbHunter:
Man, that BK guy creeps me out...and this coming from a guy who thought the Quizno's sub rodents were cute and hilarious...



I never went back to Quizno's after those damned singing rat commercials.

While we're at it, I'd like to tee up that #)$*&# idiot unfunny "roaming gnome"



Commercials used to be funny and entertaining, now they are just twisted.



I would think tossing a jug of Tannerite to the BK head (hi! catch!) then bump firing all the ammo in Taxman's fort would be a MINIMUM response...

Link Posted: 9/6/2005 1:38:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:

Originally Posted By XeroSygnal:

Originally Posted By DDiggler:
Avatar, anyone?

www.chuggnutt.com/images/bk_head.jpg



Done.... :)






ETA: no question about it. No thinking involved. The King would answer to 000 Buck.




I was thinking 3" slugs... but I'm afraid that he'd just heal the damage instantly like when they shoot the evil Terminator in "Terminator 2".

Link Posted: 9/6/2005 1:40:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By XeroSygnal:

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:

Originally Posted By XeroSygnal:

Originally Posted By DDiggler:
Avatar, anyone?

www.chuggnutt.com/images/bk_head.jpg



Done.... :)






ETA: no question about it. No thinking involved. The King would answer to 000 Buck.




I was thinking 3" slugs... but I'm afraid that he'd just heal the damage instantly like when they shoot the evil Terminator in "Terminator 2".




Agreed. Now I'm thinking flamethrower or RPG
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 2:30:55 PM EDT
Nuke the King from orbit, its the only way to be sure!
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 2:38:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By hepcat85:
Those rounds would just bounce off his unearthly hard armored head.

He's not a zombie....he's the antichrist....and he's dispensing Whoppers.


img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/hepcat85/BurgerKing_whereisyour.jpg



That kills me every time I see it. I guess the marketers are pretty savvy if they get you to remember the commercials. If I were the guy in bed I would have nightmares for the rest of my life.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 2:52:45 PM EDT
That guy is seriously freaky.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 2:54:44 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 3:30:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BallisticTip:
web.fastermac.net/~twist/Pics/MrHorse.jpg



Link Posted: 9/6/2005 5:01:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:

Originally Posted By XeroSygnal:

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:

Originally Posted By XeroSygnal:

Originally Posted By DDiggler:
Avatar, anyone?

www.chuggnutt.com/images/bk_head.jpg



Done.... :)






ETA: no question about it. No thinking involved. The King would answer to 000 Buck.




I was thinking 3" slugs... but I'm afraid that he'd just heal the damage instantly like when they shoot the evil Terminator in "Terminator 2".




Agreed. Now I'm thinking flamethrower or RPG



Well, BK's whole niche is flame broiled greaseburgers I think a zippo would be appropriate to deal with their disturbing big headed mascot.
If it's good enuff for giant ants, xenomorphs, shape shifting Things & other assorted nasties it should work on a Burger Kreep. While we're at it, let's torch that burger clown Ronald also.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 5:05:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:
If he ever approaches me.......shoot till slide lock.



Drop mag, replace with loaded mag and continue till slide lock, repeat till 2 spare mags are empty.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 5:15:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

That one freaks me out. I'd have fired the advertising company that came up with those commercials. Freakish.



Actually,judging by the comments on this and past threads regarding this Satan Burger Spawn from the bowels of Hades,the ad agency probably got renewed for 5 years.They achieved what they set out to do.Scare the general public and get people talking.

I can't decide who scares me more:

1) Satan Spawn Burger Bowel Man
2) Clowns
3) Mimes
4) Zombies

It's like mimes, clowns and zombies have somewhat predictable behavior.Ya never know what this freak faced fucknut is going to do.He has the qualities of everything that scares me.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 5:18:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gregory_A:

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

That one freaks me out. I'd have fired the advertising company that came up with those commercials. Freakish.



Actually,judging by the comments on this and past threads regarding this Satan Burger Spawn from the bowels of Hades,the ad agency probably got renewed for 5 years.They achieved what they set out to do.Scare the general public and get people talking.

I can't decide who scares me more:

1) Satan Spawn Burger Bowel Man
2) Clowns
3) Mimes
4) Zombies
5.) Hillary Clinton.....

It's like mimes, clowns and zombies have somewhat predictable behavior.Ya never know what this freak faced fucknut is going to do.He has the qualities of everything that scares me.



Fixed it.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 5:31:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 6:25:56 PM EDT
I HATE THESE COMMERCIALS!!! Whoever came up with this ad campaign is on crack & will hopefully experience a slow, painful demise.

The "King" is THE freak from Hell. I just want him to go away, now!

Link Posted: 9/6/2005 6:39:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2005 6:42:17 PM EDT by freemanesq]
I've been in meetings before when we've discussed the success of a campaign with the advertising agency. Can't you imagine how their meetings go.

"We've got some great news. 94% of people who've seen these ads recall the freaky BK King guy. Unfortunately, 74% of that group has nightmares about the ads and swear they'll never eat at BK again. Our numbers are much better with teenagers. 18% of this population thinks the King is the $h*t. But those teens were also beating small puppies at the time of the survey."

R.
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