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Posted: 6/10/2002 10:17:25 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/10/2002 10:24:43 AM EST
that sounds scarily like what is said around here...  'results driven' and 'goal oriented'...

... or am I thinking about all of the personal ads I've read online??
Link Posted: 6/10/2002 10:25:32 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/10/2002 10:33:51 AM EST
My new 24/7, result-driven game plan is to leverage this comic strip in a new synergistic effort to exploit my core competencies.  

This is just win-win all around.
Link Posted: 6/10/2002 10:48:41 AM EST
I tend to package and sell the synergies of the modern paradigm.
Link Posted: 6/10/2002 10:52:23 AM EST
I'm just "fakin' it" til I get outta here...[:)]
Link Posted: 6/10/2002 11:26:20 AM EST
Achmed, are you an office denizen?  Those are posted in several places where I work.  I always laugh, no matter how many times I read it.  The "Sound and Fury signifying nothing" phrase pops up quite frequently.
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I am a home-office denizen, working at my very own dot.com from my basement!  I distribute resumes and cover letters for free in the hopes that some day I might come up with a working business model.  Unfortunately, nobody wants to buy what I'm selling, other than the State of Washington which sends me a check every week on a contract to provide funding for up to six months during my startup phase.

I guess that sounds better than "I'm on unemployment for the foreseeable future, hoping that I don't wind up in a cardboard box under an I-5 onramp."
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