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Achmed, are you an office denizen? Those are posted in several places where I work. I always laugh, no matter how many times I read it. The "Sound and Fury signifying nothing" phrase pops up quite frequently.
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I am a home-office denizen, working at my very own dot.com from my basement! I distribute resumes and cover letters for free in the hopes that some day I might come up with a working business model. Unfortunately, nobody wants to buy what I'm selling, other than the State of Washington which sends me a check every week on a contract to provide funding for up to six months during my startup phase.
I guess that sounds better than "I'm on unemployment for the foreseeable future, hoping that I don't wind up in a cardboard box under an I-5 onramp."