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Posted: 3/15/2001 6:06:53 AM EST
Seeing a vast rightwing dearth of culture in the recent postings, I thought it a wonderful thing to introduce some of you most uncouth members (and you know who you are!) to a little Japanese inspired poetry...please enjoy (and feel free to explore your gentler side)! And remember, 5-7-5.

    A postban delight,
    a milspec purple wonder,
    damn thing still shoots left!

    prancing preban horse,
    bad bayo lug included,
    makes me quite happy.

And if Jeff Cooper were a member, he might post...

    pitiful mousegun,
    spitter of little bullets,
    love that Scout rifle!

Gee, and you guys thought poetry was fruity!

Link Posted: 3/15/2001 6:31:29 AM EST
ROTFLMAO!!!! That's great. What poetry indeed. [:D]
Link Posted: 3/15/2001 8:33:36 AM EST
two two and three eight,
nice to all of the womenz,
still gots none poontang!
Link Posted: 3/15/2001 8:45:21 AM EST
Geeze, post a sensitive and informational topic and looks what happens....the uncouth (unhung) element just has to sneak in. So sad...

    A gun so precise
    as to shoot the nuts off mice...
    Not made by Hesse Arms.

Damnit...now I'm doing it. At least Imbroglio would be safe, it seems...

    A rifle of black
    cold steel, pungent powder
    Hear liberals shreik.

Damn, I like that one!



Link Posted: 3/15/2001 12:31:58 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/15/2001 1:49:59 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/15/2001 2:09:56 PM EST
Wolf round with steel case
the bane of my extractor
why not an AK?

hello gentlemen
someone set us up the bomb
ha ha ha ha ha

Bump firing my SAR
Propane tanks were burning bright
Shit here come the cops    -700PSS

I love commie guns
Makarov Kalashnikov
A perfect match pair  -Czar
Link Posted: 3/15/2001 2:18:38 PM EST
This just got linked from the AK boards.
The infamous Campy may even pay a visit.
They hate your pretty black rifles.
They think accuracy has no place on a AW.
Link Posted: 3/15/2001 2:37:31 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/15/2001 3:08:34 PM EST
The AR and the AK...
Which to shoot..
This fine sunny day?

One beautiful and black..
Delightful to look at..
Repeated hits atop the head of a tack!

The other handy and light..
Feels hot to the touch..
Great in a firefight!

Link Posted: 3/15/2001 3:28:07 PM EST
The best one I have read was written by 700PSS on the AK-47.net board:

Russian rifle blues
Distant target will not fall
Hand me my AR
Link Posted: 3/15/2001 3:49:54 PM EST
Sh!t Hit The Fan time
assault weapons and ammo
Bill of Rights reborn
Link Posted: 3/15/2001 4:39:38 PM EST
Keep in mind Haiku were composed by samurai, some of the most vicious muthers in all of history. Hows that for wimpy.

Kanpeki Mira
Ken No Sosen Bushi Kai
Shukumei Dogu

Translation: (English will have different syllable count)

Perfect Mirror
Blade of My Warrior Ancestors
Fates Tool
Link Posted: 3/15/2001 10:08:21 PM EST
stinking mean people,
on ar15.com,
all feds except me.
Link Posted: 3/15/2001 11:09:16 PM EST
Thanks everyone for putting my bordom in to a little more perspective.

After reading this thread I feel like a professional base jumper compared to some of you. [+]:D]
Link Posted: 3/16/2001 6:28:30 AM EST
DK-Prof and steyrAUG, I am humbled! I probably shouldn't admit that I was inspired to start this thread by a South Park rerun...anyhoo...

DSA FAl fire
3 twenty round mags too fast,
metal handguards HOTTTT!

Pretty is as does
still, AK47,
Too damn butt ugly.

(The last was for my "FANS" at AK47!)
Link Posted: 3/16/2001 6:56:02 AM EST
Wow! Apparently all the sensitive intellectual types are over on [url]http://www.ak-47.net/akcgi/Forum6/HTML/021485.html[/url]!

Where's ZEN when you need him?
Link Posted: 3/16/2001 7:16:39 AM EST
Gun Control Haiku
by Daniel Schmutter

Haiku, the Japanese poetry form employing three lines of (usually) 5, 7, and
5 syllables, has, unfortunately, been neglected as a method for the
expression of Second Amendment values. What follows is, I hope, but the
first step in opening up this art form for celebrating our great heritage of
the right to keep and bear arms.

Rosie O'Donnell.
Why does anyone need guns?
She feels safe enough.

Lexington, Concord.
They tried to disarm. Result?
Second Amendment.

Registering guns.
All you criminals line up.
What do you mean, no?

U.S. burglars fear.
Stay away from homes at night.
Yikes, owner with gun!

British burglars safe.
Home defender jailed for life!
Poor Tony Martin!

Cheap guns must be banned?
Don't poor people need defense?
Are gun bans racist?

Jews don't own guns, right?
"Never again," we all say.
Nu? Warsaw Ghetto?

Million Mom March wasn't.
These things they call "Smart Guns" aren't.
Why not use English?

Glock polymer guns
Won't thwart metal detectors.
Stop it already.

Brilliant sleight of hand
Closing the "gun show loophole."
Except there is none.

Who wants to be a
Million Mom? So, is that your
Final answer? D'oh!

Those "assault weapons."
Boy they sure do look scary.
Any deaths from them?

Concealed carry laws.
It's the criminals, dummy.
They're the ones afraid.

They want to find crooks.
Ballistic fingerprinting.
Good guys only, folks.

Gun maker lawsuits.
What did they do wrong, again?
Shameless grandstanding.

Smith and Wesson caved.
Lots of good it sure did them.
Naught but twelve suits now!

Britain is your gauge?
Lots of guns means lots of deaths?
What of Switzerland?

Liberal Gary Kleck,
Objective as all get out,
He knows guns save lives.

Copyright 2001 Daniel Schmutter
All Rights Reserved.
May be distributed only with copyright notice intact.
Link Posted: 3/16/2001 7:17:09 AM EST
here goes....

Feinstein is a Bitch,
She should be shot at sunrise,
I have spare ammo!


Democommies suck,
They should drink their latte NOW,
And leave me alone!

i like this..one more......

This is my rifle,
There may be others like it,
This is MY soulmate

Link Posted: 3/16/2001 7:20:15 AM EST
dog Haiku:
I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself
with This long-rotten squirrel.

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine,
happier than You ever will be.

Today I sniffed
Many dog butts
I celebrate By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!
Paperboy--come to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Garbage man--come to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg
and Whiz on each bush .
Hello, Spot- Sniff this and weep.

How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless
as My hairs on the rug.
Link Posted: 3/16/2001 7:32:04 AM EST
DK-Prof and steyrAUG, I am humbled! I probably shouldn't admit that I was inspired to start this thread by a South Park rerun...anyhoo...

DSA FAl fire
3 twenty round mags too fast,
metal handguards HOTTTT!

Pretty is as does
still, AK47,
Too damn butt ugly.

(The last was for my "FANS" at AK47!)
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I was going to do the "Cartmans mom is a crackwhore" haiku but would have had to rely on non traditional expressions in Japanese. I've seen that episode and I swear this is the funniest show on TV.
Link Posted: 3/16/2001 7:50:00 AM EST
The price that's paid
When my AR speaks
Death walks behind you

Link Posted: 3/16/2001 5:32:46 PM EST
Haiku? Don't really read any how about other poetry!

AR-15 or Ak-47?
Either one, a little piece of heaven!

The PC's hear my rifle boom
they say for them "in this world there is no room"
Hear now what I say to them,
"I think you brain is full of phlegm"
They do not like that, not one bit!
I tell them more "go eat.....it!" :D
Complain about the noise!
louder get my toys!
300 Win Mag make loud boom
Now you'll see them clear the room!!!
Their ears do ring,
while my rifle sing [using my poetic license here]
More and more they say,
"Gun control is on the way, it will do you well!"
Here to them I do say,
"Gun control is full of hay! It can go to hell!"
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