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Posted: 12/26/2005 10:34:14 AM EST
Christmas

­


Dinner



Leftover's
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:40:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Christmas

­



Dinner



Leftover's


Amen to that...but my mom probably went after those...which is at my sister's, and she's over there for the week.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:43:03 AM EST
I have eaten almost an entire ham by myself in the last 3 days.

<----Infidel!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:44:25 AM EST
Nope. But a close second to

Thanksgiving
Day
Leftovers
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:44:25 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/26/2005 10:44:38 AM EST by SP1Grrl]
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:45:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By Lancelot:
Nope. But a close second to

Thanksgiving
Day
Leftovers

I ate at The Cracker Barrel for thanksgiving. Mom cooked for christmas.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:46:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
I have eaten almost an entire ham by myself in the last 3 days.

InfidelPig






I guess that means I taste good.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:48:06 AM EST
What are the three words you don't want to hear while having sex ?

Honey, I'm home !
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:50:00 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 10:50:38 AM EST
her say------is, it, in,?
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 11:00:33 AM EST
Christmas dinner leftover's what?

Or did you mean "leftovers?"
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 11:05:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By Greenhorn:
Christmas dinner leftover's what?

Or did you mean "leftovers?"

note the
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 11:24:59 AM EST
GOD You're Huge !
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 11:26:26 AM EST
I'm




Not

Pregnant
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 11:26:31 AM EST
I checked at work, wasnt any chicken or tea left there.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 11:35:42 AM EST
missed my period
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 11:36:59 AM EST
The 4 worst words EVER!

IS


<­BR>



IT

<­BR>

IN



­

Y­ET?
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 11:38:26 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/26/2005 11:40:15 AM EST by w4klr]


hot woman: "oh yea, hmm baby, oh yeah, put it in now, I want it soo badly"
you: "I've been inside of you for the last 10 minutes"

Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:15:23 PM EST
I'm wiping off, and fixin' to get a samich' what do you mean put it in? the microwave?
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:19:12 PM EST
And there I thought it was "Safe-Semi-Auto"
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:28:51 PM EST
Divorce

Is

FINAL!

Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:30:27 PM EST
My vote is for "God Bless you"
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:32:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By sta1treeman:
I'm wiping off, and fixin' to get a samich' what do you mean put it in? the microwave?



You're making the samich'????? I though she was supposed to.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:32:44 PM EST
Amen, along with I want a divorce, I know its more than three words, but it's the best damn phrase I ever heard, until divorce is final! and no alimoney.
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:33:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Divorce

Is

FINAL!




"I'm leaving you!"..........those worked for me!!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:48:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/26/2005 12:54:31 PM EST by sta1treeman]
She is, but she aint threw yet, shes still finishin' up, cain't nobody love you, like you love yerself'! EDIT- She will make me a samich' if she finishes before I do, ---when I'm done, it's samich time!
Link Posted: 12/26/2005 12:58:18 PM EST

The 3 greatest words EVER!


"Free guns day"?
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