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Posted: 5/20/2005 2:08:20 PM EST


Been coming over and sitting under my car everyday for the last couple weeks.

Clearly he don't know...



Link Posted: 5/20/2005 2:12:50 PM EST
Where did you get all those door dings?
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 2:18:57 PM EST
He's taunting you.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 2:20:41 PM EST
You claim that car ?
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 2:25:12 PM EST
right over the head....poor Kitty
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 2:26:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By California_Kid:
Where did you get all those door dings?



That's probably where he keeps trying to hit the cat with a pellet gun and keeps missing. Non-shooting, No good, soo n soo.LOL.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 2:27:37 PM EST
Almost looks like you've already got one flattened under the front right tire.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 2:28:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By California_Kid:
Where did you get all those door dings?



Old POS car.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 2:29:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By TNFrank:

Originally Posted By California_Kid:
Where did you get all those door dings?



That's probably where he keeps trying to hit the cat with a pellet gun and keeps missing. Non-shooting, No good, soo n soo.LOL.



Pellets would go right through that POS Dodge.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 2:31:01 PM EST
haha Dodge Omni?
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 2:32:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By lagadelphia:
haha Dodge Omni?



Or a Horizon....same thing
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 2:35:12 PM EST
Steyr knows what his financial priorities are.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 2:43:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:
Steyr knows what his financial priorities are.

+1 I've seen his safe pics.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 2:52:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By pieeater:

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:
Steyr knows what his financial priorities are.

+1 I've seen his safe pics.



yeah i dont think you could have summed it up better
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 2:59:42 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/20/2005 3:01:21 PM EST by M4]
S.A.....got an idea for you.

Take that Dodge Omni....and do the right thing with it.

Get a case of red spray paint (must be spray paint), and spray paint the whole thing red.

On each side, in black spray paint, paint "01"....and on the roof, again with spray paint, make a confederate flag.

Don't use any stencils. Freehand everything.

Then, install a PVC roll bar.

To complete the package, install a horn that plays Dixie and every time you go anywhere, you put on a crash helmet and overalls.

Don't ask questions. Just do it.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 3:00:39 PM EST
It's a sleeping cat shaped bag of Semtex.

Run man! RUN!!!
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 3:16:26 PM EST
LOL, or spray paint it red and put a "9" on it for Kasey Kane. That kid won his first Cup race last weekend. YEEHAW.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 3:40:05 PM EST
Our neighbors cat fell asleep under my dad's car once. Just once.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:10:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By lagadelphia:
haha Dodge Omni?



Yup. I put all my money into NFA weapons.
Link Posted: 5/20/2005 4:11:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By M4:
S.A.....got an idea for you.

Take that Dodge Omni....and do the right thing with it.

Get a case of red spray paint (must be spray paint), and spray paint the whole thing red.

On each side, in black spray paint, paint "01"....and on the roof, again with spray paint, make a confederate flag.

Don't use any stencils. Freehand everything.

Then, install a PVC roll bar.

To complete the package, install a horn that plays Dixie and every time you go anywhere, you put on a crash helmet and overalls.

Don't ask questions. Just do it.



I was thinking spray paint camo would be even more dorky. I could get an airsoft 1919 for the roof.

Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:32:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By lagadelphia:
haha Dodge Omni?



Yup. I put all my money into NFA weapons.



SteyrAUG is one of our more financially savvy members for sure.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:33:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By M4:
S.A.....got an idea for you.

Take that Dodge Omni....and do the right thing with it.

Get a case of red spray paint (must be spray paint), and spray paint the whole thing red.

On each side, in black spray paint, paint "01"....and on the roof, again with spray paint, make a confederate flag.

Don't use any stencils. Freehand everything.

Then, install a PVC roll bar.

To complete the package, install a horn that plays Dixie and every time you go anywhere, you put on a crash helmet and overalls.

Don't ask questions. Just do it.



I was thinking spray paint camo would be even more dorky. I could get an airsoft 1919 for the roof.




Minigun. It's the only way to go.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 7:36:58 AM EST
That's frikken awesome!

Link Posted: 5/21/2005 8:06:07 AM EST
So it is causing you mental anguish that a cat is resting under your Aug-mobil?

He keeping the mice, rats, and snakes away from it.
Link Posted: 5/21/2005 9:39:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By OLY-M4gery:
So it is causing you mental anguish that a cat is resting under your Aug-mobil?

He keeping the mice, rats, and snakes away from it.



Old joke concerning my previous late night cat stalks.

Quite honestly this cat isn't being a nuisance like the others. I think the owners are irresponsible for letting their cat run loose but that is another matter. Now if it was waking me up at night fighting under my window or using my yard as a litter box that would be another matter. But it isn't so it's not an issue.
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