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11/22/2017 10:05:29 PM
Posted: 9/23/2004 4:19:18 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/23/2004 4:19:50 PM EST by -Absolut-]
KILL THEM ALL!!!!!

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spiders that is






this fucker is on my steps!!!! is the shit hitting the fan?!?!? should i lock and load?!?! i'm freaking out!!!

anyone know what kind this is? i'm assuming from its size, it's the man eating kind
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 4:21:06 PM EST
IBTE (exterminator)

Link Posted: 9/23/2004 4:22:01 PM EST
Those are actually harmless!

"Spiders is good, they eats the cockroackes!"
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 4:22:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By macro:
IBTE (exterminator)




+1
This thread is worthless without pics
PIE!!!
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 4:22:43 PM EST
Good spider
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 4:24:49 PM EST
Nice spider. If the S ever HTF he'd be there to clean up.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 4:31:08 PM EST
What kind of a spider is that?

Ugly ass bitch it is.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 4:33:16 PM EST


Found three of these little beauty's at my dads, all about 4 feet apart. probably between a quarter and a nickle in size. Cute little fella, ain't he?
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 4:52:18 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/23/2004 4:52:51 PM EST by Greenhorn]
I believe that's a garden spider. They're good spiders. Don't kill it.

They also make awesome webs. If you're lucky one will make a web up in the corner of your doorway like one did at my parent's house several years ago. Not only are they and their webs cool to look at, but it's really fun to feed them.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 4:54:21 PM EST
I agree.....if you include ants, mosquitoes, and poisionous snakes.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 4:54:52 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 4:56:24 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/23/2004 4:57:28 PM EST by doc_Zox]
big yellow is a common garden spider

they make huge webs with zig zag stripes

www.fcps.k12.va.us/StratfordLandingES/Ecology/mpages/black_and_yellow_argiope.htm
Black and Yellow Argiopes eat flying insects that get trapped in the sticky web. The most common ones are aphids, flies, grasshoppers, bees, and wasps.

They are kinda freaky
but they are harmless

except when you stumble into a web and it crawls up yer face and you have a heart attack
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 5:00:41 PM EST
its an Argiope garden spider.

they call 'em writing spiders around here - old wives tale is if you see your name written in theri web, you'll die soon.

they give me the creeps but are harmless according to what i've read.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 5:05:32 PM EST
I think you guys always going on about how these spiders are "harmless" and "helpful" don't have a hundred of them in your backyard. Where they build webs all over your kids play toys. And in between everywhere you walk so you run into their webs all the time. And all over the water faucet handle. And in between your cars, and on your chairs, and lay eggs all over the side of your house... and crawl in at night on secret ops to crawl all over your face.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 5:08:15 PM EST
Thats not a spider.


THIS is a spider.


Link Posted: 9/23/2004 5:13:28 PM EST
Yeah! Nuke em all!

Oh. Spiders. No, they're good. Thought you were talking about the Iraqi beheader terrorists.

Sorry.



Link Posted: 9/23/2004 5:15:45 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 5:26:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:
Thats not a spider.


THIS is a spider.


evm.vr-consortium.com/titres/repdominicaine/photos/31671.jpg



Uhhh, yep. That IS indeed a spider. A real spider. Best I can do is a few buckets full of -Absolut-'s buddies:

Link Posted: 9/23/2004 5:29:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:
Thats not a spider.


THIS is a spider.


evm.vr-consortium.com/titres/repdominicaine/photos/31671.jpg



No no no. You said it all wrong.

"Ats nowt a spidah, `is is a spidah."

/me pulls big spider out of sheath.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:30:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:
Thats not a spider.


THIS is a spider.


evm.vr-consortium.com/titres/repdominicaine/photos/31671.jpg



On any other occasion I would say something catchy, but this just calls for one thing:



Holy shit.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:42:09 PM EST
terminatior or huge can of hot shot spider killer III; if its bigget than your hand, 12 ga or AR

some say spiders are harmless, but a few like the BROWN RECLUSE is a killer (it's bite releases a poison that will kill the muscle surounding the wound; dangereous and scary as hell, and tehere lots in the south)

Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:45:35 PM EST
Thats a Graden spider, he is a small one, carb cleaner of starting fluid him if you really want to kill it.


They dont take up much space and hang in one area, if he isnt on your way leave him be,

Those kind have no fear of people.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:49:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By doc_Zox:
Black and Yellow Argiopes eat flying insects that get trapped in the sticky web. The most common ones are aphids, flies, grasshoppers, bees, and wasps.




If they eat wasps and don't fuck with me, they're OK in my book.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:50:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By -Absolut-:
people.clemson.edu/~andersh/pics/spider.jpg
this fucker is on my steps!!!! is the shit hitting the fan?!?!? should i lock and load?!?! i'm freaking out!!!
anyone know what kind this is? i'm assuming from its size, it's the man eating kind



She's a BEAUTY! Leave her be, and she wont harm you... in fact she'll improve your life by destroying the dadgummed terrorist bugs (west nile mosquitos and crap like that).

coyote's and dunstan's spiders on the other hand call for chemical warfare!
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