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Posted: 5/14/2004 11:47:28 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/14/2004 11:49:07 AM EST by JIMBEAM]
On a scale of one to ten (ten = she is gonna kill someone) what is your women like during that time of the month?

I have noticed my girl friend seems to be getting meaner each month we are together. Last nigh our down stairs neighbors were talking on the deck. They were pretty lound but not bad she wanted to do everything from kick theirs butts to call the police. After calming her down, I went down asked them to keep it down, no problem. Just want to know how this relates to your experiences.

Last night she also said that I am too loud when I eat popcorn, WTF.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:54:52 AM EST
What, you guys don't have women?
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:56:33 AM EST
7.5
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:56:55 AM EST
8 to 10^14
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:57:02 AM EST
I'm too loud tuning pages of a book, or drinking water after my run.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:57:22 AM EST
My wife was always okay during her period. Since the hysterecomy a few years ago she has really evened out more. Never really been a problem with her, she never flipped out and went all Ms Magnum on me or anything.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:57:41 AM EST
My ex wife was a rageing bitch unless she was surfing the crimson wave . For that week or so she was the most polite nicest person I ever met . My current doesn't realy have that much a mood swing . She gets a little depressed , but she isn't bitchy or anything.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:34:11 PM EST
Since our last (4th) child was weaned, I have accused my wife of intentionally trying to pick a fight with me every month, two days before the flood begins. Has not failed. She's not bitchy, per se. Just REALLY edgy.

Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:38:52 PM EST
I'm lucky there. My wife rates only a 1 on the bitchiness scale. She behaves like any other time of the month. I just hate when she changes the band-aid in front of me...
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:39:49 PM EST
I'm lucky... mine gets really bad cramps so she worked out a prescription with the doc that stretches her period to once every three months.

But she can be moody that 12th week... I'd give her a 6.5 on the PMS scale.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:53:50 PM EST
The week before her period, my wife is slightly short tempered (maybe a 5), but HORNY!

During her period, she's tired, but her personality is calm.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:58:43 PM EST
1.

if she didnt tell me, i wouldnt know.

Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:59:49 PM EST
How did all you guys get women???????????
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:01:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By Blackriflefever:
How did all you guys get women???????????



Dated alot.

kept the best one.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:05:51 PM EST
No real difference . . . except that she breaks out most of the time when right before it hits. The week after can be interesting.


Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:13:28 PM EST
5
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:17:31 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/14/2004 1:18:15 PM EST by JIMBEAM]
How did all you guys get women???????????


Size does matter.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:18:41 PM EST
Women cost money, and so do guns. I chose guns.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:24:48 PM EST
About 7.5 when she's riding the cotton pony.

Relatively easy to put up with.

EXTRA horny as soon as she's off the pony.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:26:26 PM EST
11, if work or her family has pissed her off at the same time.
4 if not.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:27:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By JIMBEAM:
On a scale of one to ten (ten = she is gonna kill someone) what is your women like during that time of the month?



I think you meant to say "woman". I'll answer that first, and then move on to " women" and raising teenage girls.

Woman I'll give her a "3" except for about one special day each month. On that day, she rates about a "6".

19 yo step-daughter Doesn't live here anymore. Nuff said.

17 yo step-daughter Same as woman (x2).

11 yo daughter Completely out of control for a week a month, (other than that she's an angel)and she's just practicing for the "real thing".

They're all nuts during "that time". ALL OF THEM.

[sgtar15] If you keep them in the kitchen, they're not so aggrevating. [/sgtar15]


Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:35:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/14/2004 2:28:37 PM EST by woodbutcher223308]
Oh crap, I thought it was that time in her mouth.

Glad I read a little more .

My wifes B -day is today, Gonna get her a black kitten and a broom. I'm too lazy to get the pointy hat too.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:42:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By Blackriflefever:
How did all you guys get women???????????



I stalked her until she finally got tired of it and went out on a date...

When my wife's surfing the Crimson Wave she's just as she is the rest of the month......
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:44:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By JIMBEAM:
What, you guys don't have women?



going through a divorce and taking a breather
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:50:55 PM EST
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Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:04:49 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:06:08 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:09:08 PM EST
Lady Rain is edgier, and quicker to come out swinging, but usually not bad.
Every once in a while though it's brutal.

She was that way a few nights ago, batting me around every time I even opened my mouth.
I finally just said "I quit, I'll sit here quitely for the next few day's" which didn't get a warm reception, but I made my point and things started to calm down.
Then her youngest daughter engaged her, and got things rolling again.
I finally just said "don't look directly at her, you'll turn into a pillar of salt."

Lady Rain wanted to be pissed, but she broke out laughing, and we all made a break for it while she was distracted. She's a sweetheart most times, but can be a b*tch on wheels when she is in the mood.

Most times 6 tops, periodically off the scale.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:25:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By Blackriflefever:
How did all you guys get women???????????



Just like fishing...catch and release. Only keep the good ones.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:41:26 PM EST
I live with two girls who get all emotional and start crying together and drink a case of beer. Never fails. My GF is on the shot so I really don't know
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:45:18 PM EST
Ha! The monthly thing is nothing.

I've been husband through two pregnancies in the last 2 years. Talk about hormonal imbalance. Lots and lots of crying. I can't stand crying.

I'd give my wife a 2/10 before the kids. One day of bitchiness and it was all good. I can put up with that if she can put up with my hobby.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:46:08 PM EST
I've been married 30 years, that's 360 months, and the red varmit lasts about five days, so that's one thousand and eight hundred days, and I've learned that its best just to get her some flowers, tell her I love her, and leave her the hell alone.

rk
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:51:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By JIMBEAM:
How did all you guys get women???????????


Size does matter.




And you sir have the best answer to my question. Thanks for the laugh.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:51:19 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/14/2004 5:44:26 PM EST by Blackriflefever]
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Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:53:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By axl:
I've been married 30 years, that's 360 months, and the red varmit lasts about five days, so that's one thousand and eight hundred days, and I've learned that its best just to get her some flowers, tell her I love her, and leave her the hell alone.

rk



Whoa! That is some scary fuck'n shit when you express it in numbers! I've been with my woman for almost 18 years, but I've never looked at 'that' from that angle before.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:54:41 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/14/2004 5:44:10 PM EST by Blackriflefever]
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Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:55:21 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1911ar-15:
I just hate when she changes the band-aid in front of me...



I used to save them, and hang them in trees while deer hunting.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 5:42:02 PM EST
5'2" tall of pure unadulterated mean....she's worse during her period...lol

Nick (ducking now)

If this is my last post, you know she read it
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 5:53:41 PM EST
They calm way down once you get them gutted. His-to-rectomy!
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 6:36:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By axl:
I've been married 30 years, that's 360 months, and the red varmit lasts about five days, so that's one thousand and eight hundred days, and I've learned that its best just to get her some flowers, tell her I love her, and leave her the hell alone.

rk



wise man, very wise

Link Posted: 5/14/2004 6:38:47 PM EST
2-3
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 6:39:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By JIMBEAM:
Last night she also said that I am too loud when I eat popcorn, WTF.



It's hilarious how they come up with some of this stuff. Even though it comes along every month, it always catches me by surprise. Then after a day of the craziness, I realize it's rag-time and it all makes sense.

Link Posted: 5/14/2004 6:50:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By Juell:
Women cost money, and so do guns. I chose guns.



So did I?
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 6:56:42 PM EST
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