Let's see, in no particular order:
"Did I mention I am on vacation?"
"Drive it like it's a rental. Wait, it is a rental!"
"We survived the jump at 50, let's try 60, let me drive, and hold my beer...No, Bill, that was fast enough!"
"Oh crap, you hooked it, now what?"
"Sweep, you are a brave sunuvagun!"
"That sounds just like full auto."
"Can you bump the Uzi?"
"Let's tie down the grip safety and see what happens."
"You guys smell cedar burning?"
"You have 'ass-trunk'?"
"That's my chair! No..that's your chair..."
"That is the longest damn marshmallow stick I have ever seen!"
"Do NOT drink the blue water!"
"It's like Texas in 1885, except not really."
"I'm gonna ___________ (insert any activity) one more time, then taper off."
"Hey, according to Bradd we were all gay in college, relax." <-- we tried hard to beat this dead dog, but he just wouldn't quit yelping! ROFL
"It's pronounced Crow-EL. I was born here." Followed by "Can you prove it? No. Then be quiet."
"Brian, quit killing the cedar trees!"
"When he fires his last mag, I'm taking the 4-wheeler, you guys drive off in the cars!"
"What did they do with the snake?"
"Hey, we got a snake and ETH, can anyone say 'tent-revival?'"
"Well, we were gonna eat it, but it was a nice snake, so we let it go."
"Arock, how was that Manhattan?"
"Mojo, is it ok if I shoot it when it quits smoking?"
"Who has a belt fed?"
The nicest thing I saw the whole weekend was when Tippie let Tate win the pistol competition. Tippie you are a nice guy!
The best scene was ilikelegs firing incendiary/tracers into a 'mock bunker' on a hillside. (This was right before we all took the vehicles and left his butt stranded!)
Best iron sighted shot, DPeacher, from a lawn chair, offhand hitting a helium tank at 540 yards with his Garand. Three in a row.
Second best, Shane winning a round against Tippie with irons on a FAL vs. Tippie's AR with a scope.
A few more...
"And HE was supposed to be my DD!"
"Here I am driving around Dallas, and his wife calls and asks 'Where's my husband' So I say 'He's reeeealy tired, so he's doesn't want to talk."
"Wait! Stop back up!"
* Editted because Jim kant spil