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Posted: 1/8/2005 1:40:12 PM EDT
I was expecting a difference of opinion at work today, so I got ready for it.


I took a empty snuff can and scraped the 'Skoal' stickers off it and replaced then with 'Give a fuck'.


I now had a can of 'Give a fuck'. Of course, it was empty.


It don't take a nookleer fizzasist to figger out what happened.

In front of several people, I was addressed over the expected issue, so I whipped out the can, put it on the table and told my antagonist to open it.

"Open it," I said.

He did.

"It's empty," he said after he pulled the lid off.

"Dammit, and that's my last can." I replied.

He was laughed out of the galley.

Thanks for the idea, guys!

Link Posted: 1/8/2005 1:41:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 1:45:01 PM EDT
Nicely done.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 1:45:11 PM EDT
I need to make one of them here.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 1:46:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 1:46:54 PM EDT




BTW - A true capitialist would sense something potentially valuable here.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 1:47:41 PM EDT




BTW - A true capitialist would sense something potentially valuable here. Sorta' like the round TUIT coins.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 1:48:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thompsondd:




BTW - A true capitialist would sense something potentially valuable here.



Shut up and quit broadcasting my ideas before I can implement them!
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 1:48:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Link Posted: 1/8/2005 1:49:53 PM EDT
whast the "expected issue"??
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 1:49:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:

Originally Posted By thompsondd:




BTW - A true capitialist would sense something potentially valuable here.



Shut up and quit broadcasting my ideas before I can implement them!



HA! I'm already working on a trademark for this.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 1:51:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ruger270man:
whast the "expected issue"??

tis what Im wondering
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 2:08:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Jeremiah_Johnson:

Originally Posted By ruger270man:
whast the "expected issue"??

tis what Im wondering





Just some dopey scheduling thing here that's going to change 9 times before we get to it.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 2:12:14 PM EDT
Great idea
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 2:15:42 PM EDT
AWESOME!
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 2:35:31 PM EDT
I would need the large economy sized can of Give a Fuck
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 2:38:58 PM EDT
You sir are a riot.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 2:40:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 2:51:50 PM EDT
With your sense of humor, I bet the morale of your co-workers is sky high.

Link Posted: 1/8/2005 3:17:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:
It don't take a nookleer fizzasist to figger out what happened.




Oh, I don't know about that. Fizzassist, would you care to comment on this?



I still can't figure out what the heck you're talking about. Got a link to the original thread?
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 4:17:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
With your sense of humor, I bet the morale of your co-workers is sky high.






Yeah. I'm known well for my sarcasm.

A few years back there was a notice sent out to us to make sure the paperwork had all the Is dotted anf the Ts crossed.

A few days later they radioed us to tell us that we were coung to I.M.T.T. in Bayonne, NJ to pick up a load.

I answered back, "Hey, I got that notice about the paperwork and want to make sure it's right. Would you please spell the loadng port for me so i can make sure its OK?"

"I.M.T.T?"

"Yes, would you spell that for me?"

" Eye...em...tee...tee."

"Thank you," I said, seriously.

The airwaves went nuts with hoots and jeers for over an hour.

The story went through the whole East Coast in less than 10 minutes.


I STILL get kidded over that one........
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