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Posted: 2/25/2016 9:27:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/25/2016 9:28:37 PM EDT by Jman78]
Some asshole couldn't pack his shit right, and dropped a propane tank on the highway.  

Hey you! You cock sucking, dickless, brainless, nutless, used douchebag consuming, shit eating, shit for brains, motherfucker!!!

I found it!  With no where else to swerve to (heavy traffic), it bouncedlaunched off my front end.


Then, continued to be used as a soccer ball on the highway.

Just got the car out of the body shop 1.5 weeks ago, from when some asshole side swiped me.  Front bumper has  hole and a nice sqaure foot combo of scratches and gouges.

FML!

I am gonna have a drink.
Link Posted: 2/25/2016 9:29:31 PM EDT
What you're car doesn't have any brakes?
Link Posted: 2/25/2016 9:31:07 PM EDT
Sounds you need to up your situational awareness.
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In heavy traffic on a major highway doing about 75, no where to swerve around it, am i suppose to stop ?
Link Posted: 2/25/2016 9:31:34 PM EDT
8.5/10

Not bad.
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Originally Posted By hooligan223:
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It was being bounced around lik a soccer ball, it got hit and thrown in to my lane, not just a stationary object.
Link Posted: 2/25/2016 9:32:22 PM EDT
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he was busy texting.


Link Posted: 2/25/2016 9:32:36 PM EDT
Could've been worse
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Originally Posted By Jman78:



In heavy traffic on a major highway doing about 75, no where to swerve around it, am i suppose to stop ?
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Originally Posted By Jman78:
Originally Posted By DanielGleesak:
What you're car doesn't have any brakes?



In heavy traffic on a major highway doing about 75, no where to swerve around it, am i suppose to stop ?

Well, shit happens. You're not dead or injured, so buck up and press on.
Link Posted: 2/25/2016 9:33:44 PM EDT
OP was on twitter on his phone during the moment of impact
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In heavy traffic on a major highway doing about 75, no where to swerve around it, am i suppose to stop ?
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Originally Posted By Jman78:
Originally Posted By DanielGleesak:
What you're car doesn't have any brakes?



In heavy traffic on a major highway doing about 75, no where to swerve around it, am i suppose to stop ?



...and the posted speed limit was?
Link Posted: 2/25/2016 9:33:58 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Coop4570:


he was busy texting. surfing ARFCom


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Originally Posted By Coop4570:
Originally Posted By DanielGleesak:
What you're car doesn't have any brakes?


he was busy texting. surfing ARFCom




FIFY
Link Posted: 2/25/2016 9:34:08 PM EDT
Sorry bro!  You happen to see my grill out there?  I think somebody must have snagged it.
Link Posted: 2/25/2016 9:35:26 PM EDT
You are lucky it did not go BOOM!
Link Posted: 2/25/2016 9:35:45 PM EDT
I would have leaned out of the window and shot it with my carry piece, causing it to rocket out of my way, probably on fire.

But that's just me, I realize that most of you guys aren't quick and accurate enough for tier one evasive maneuvers like that.
Link Posted: 2/25/2016 9:35:54 PM EDT
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It was being bounced around lik a soccer ball, it got hit and thrown in to my lane, not just a stationary object.
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Originally Posted By Jman78:
Originally Posted By hooligan223:
Sounds you need to up your situational awareness.



It was being bounced around lik a soccer ball, it got hit and thrown in to my lane, not just a stationary object.


Don't mind me, I was just giving the typical GD dick response.     Shit happens that we can't control.  I hope your luck turns around.
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...and the posted speed limit was?
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Originally Posted By Coop4570:
Originally Posted By Jman78:
Originally Posted By DanielGleesak:
What you're car doesn't have any brakes?



In heavy traffic on a major highway doing about 75, no where to swerve around it, am i suppose to stop ?



...and the posted speed limit was?



70.
Link Posted: 2/25/2016 9:36:17 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By DanielGleesak:
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OP isn't a car.

If your* going to be a smart ass, use proper grammar.
Link Posted: 2/25/2016 9:36:31 PM EDT
I saw a small car hit a hay bale on I-70 near Arvada one time.  The bale looked damp/ a little green.  I think the driver thought it would just blow apart like a fluffy bag of dry grass trimmings.  It didn't.
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FIFY
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Originally Posted By SleeperShooter:
Originally Posted By Coop4570:
Originally Posted By DanielGleesak:
What you're car doesn't have any brakes?


he was busy texting. surfing ARFCom




FIFY



Only at stop lights, i don't text and drive, i don;t need to deal with another idiot textting on the road.
Link Posted: 2/25/2016 9:36:58 PM EDT
75 is 7.5 car lengths
Link Posted: 2/25/2016 9:37:30 PM EDT
I remember one time there was a kitchen table standing upright in the middle of the highway.  At night you came up on it fast.  

Sorry to hear about the misfortune.  Usually it's ladders in the road here.
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...and the posted speed limit was?
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Originally Posted By Coop4570:
Originally Posted By Jman78:
Originally Posted By DanielGleesak:
What you're car doesn't have any brakes?



In heavy traffic on a major highway doing about 75, no where to swerve around it, am i suppose to stop ?



...and the posted speed limit was?

What does it matter? Highway here is posted 80.
Link Posted: 2/25/2016 9:38:09 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Ventilator:

Well, shit happens. You're not dead or injured, so buck up and press on.
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Originally Posted By Ventilator:
Originally Posted By Jman78:
Originally Posted By DanielGleesak:
What you're car doesn't have any brakes?



In heavy traffic on a major highway doing about 75, no where to swerve around it, am i suppose to stop ?

Well, shit happens. You're not dead or injured, so buck up and press on.



Shit usually happens, just bitching about it to y'all.  Like the rest of us when there isn't 12 trump/cruz threads up on page 1.
Link Posted: 2/25/2016 9:38:10 PM EDT
Ask a guy driving down the highway towards a propane tank anything thread.
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Originally Posted By thehellbringer:


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Not if it's flying laterally.

 



Had the same thing happen with a bucket filled with trash, I got lucky and it bounded off my tire and causing NO damage.




Fuck I-4.
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Sorry to hear OP. glad you're ok.

If you're filing a claim, make sure to clarify that it bounced into your lane.. At least in ca, it will go under your comprehensive (hopefully lower deductible than your collision) and not be counted as your fault.


Make sure to be absolutely clear, otherwise hung over slutty Suzy entry level phone rep will mark it as a  collision and mark you at fault.
Link Posted: 2/25/2016 9:38:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/25/2016 9:38:58 PM EDT
I have a similar story, but no bad outcome from me.

It was Talladega race weekend and there was a guy pulling a camper and the propane tank came off the mount. It was hanging by the hose scraping the pavement with sparks flying everywhere. I didn't hear anything on the news about it, so guess he pulled over soon enough.
Link Posted: 2/25/2016 9:39:17 PM EDT
I almost hit a car door on the highway once,  I mean come on you lose a door and you just keep on rolling???
Link Posted: 2/25/2016 9:39:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/25/2016 9:41:10 PM EDT by BWood]
I was driving up I-75 south of Atlanta not too long ago...some asswipe in a pickup truck did not secure the ladder in the back......could not swerve due to traffic....ran over the piece of shit.  Could see the guy turn around and watch it...saw the look of "OH SHIT" ...then the little fucker took off weaving in and out to get away.  

what a fucking pussy

no damage to my truck ....ladder was toast

Saw a tire come off a trailer not too long ago around Dallas GA...that sucker rolled into the other lane....right into traffic.  

I don't know why people do shit like that....not securing loads is dangerous

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...   Yeah, try driving like that down here.

You will be rammed off the road or shot.
Link Posted: 2/25/2016 9:40:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Jman78:
Some asshole couldn't pack his shit right, and dropped a propane tank on the highway.  

Hey you! You cock sucking, dickless, brainless, nutless, used douchebag consuming, shit eating, shit for brains, motherfucker!!!

I found it!  With no where else to swerve to (heavy traffic), it bouncedlaunched off my front end.


Then, continued to be used as a soccer ball on the highway.

Just got the car out of the body shop 1.5 weeks ago, from when some asshole side swiped me.  Front bumper has  hole and a nice sqaure foot combo of scratches and gouges.

FML!

I am gonna have a drink.
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Pictures, Grandpa.
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Maybe in Kansas, leave 7.5 car lengths in front of you around here and 9-10 cars will cut in there.
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Originally Posted By N1Rampage:
Not if it's flying laterally.    

Had the same thing happen with a bucket filled with trash, I got lucky and it bounded off my tire and causing NO damage.


Fuck I-4.
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Originally Posted By N1Rampage:
Originally Posted By thehellbringer:
75 is 7.5 car lengths
Not if it's flying laterally.    

Had the same thing happen with a bucket filled with trash, I got lucky and it bounded off my tire and causing NO damage.


Fuck I-4.



That's where it happened.  By the Park exit near Plant city.
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KANG!!!  Wedged under the fucking steering arm....





SCREEEEEE!!!!!!!! Dragged along at 70 MPH the asphalt abrading the steel like foil.  Sparks everywhere.
KAFUCKINGBLAM!!!!!!  Finally the cylinder is compromised and it blows the fuck out of the brodozer.
 
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I have thoguht about getting a bull bar, saw one on a same year camry, it was a foreign police car.
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Twice in fact.
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Pictures, Grandpa.
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Originally Posted By FALARAK:
Originally Posted By Jman78:
Some asshole couldn't pack his shit right, and dropped a propane tank on the highway.  

Hey you! You cock sucking, dickless, brainless, nutless, used douchebag consuming, shit eating, shit for brains, motherfucker!!!

I found it!  With no where else to swerve to (heavy traffic), it bouncedlaunched off my front end.


Then, continued to be used as a soccer ball on the highway.

Just got the car out of the body shop 1.5 weeks ago, from when some asshole side swiped me.  Front bumper has  hole and a nice sqaure foot combo of scratches and gouges.

FML!

I am gonna have a drink.


Pictures, Grandpa.



Pics, soon come.  But, why the Gramps ?  You hurt my feel.
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Pics, soon come.  But, why the Gramps ?  You hurt my feel.
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Originally Posted By Jman78:
Originally Posted By FALARAK:
Originally Posted By Jman78:
Some asshole couldn't pack his shit right, and dropped a propane tank on the highway.  

Hey you! You cock sucking, dickless, brainless, nutless, used douchebag consuming, shit eating, shit for brains, motherfucker!!!

I found it!  With no where else to swerve to (heavy traffic), it bouncedlaunched off my front end.


Then, continued to be used as a soccer ball on the highway.

Just got the car out of the body shop 1.5 weeks ago, from when some asshole side swiped me.  Front bumper has  hole and a nice sqaure foot combo of scratches and gouges.

FML!

I am gonna have a drink.


Pictures, Grandpa.



Pics, soon come.  But, why the Gramps ?  You hurt my feel.


Your avatar.
Link Posted: 2/25/2016 9:50:24 PM EDT
Riding motorcycle in rush hour Nashville traffic and missed a ladder laying in road by 6".  
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It was being bounced around lik a soccer ball, it got hit and thrown in to my lane, not just a stationary object.
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Originally Posted By Jman78:





Originally Posted By hooligan223:


Sounds you need to up your situational awareness.

It was being bounced around lik a soccer ball, it got hit and thrown in to my lane, not just a stationary object.





 
Soccer...ball....?







Is that like a baseball or a football? Please excuse my ignorance, Im an American.


 
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That's where it happened.  By the Park exit near Plant city.
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Originally Posted By N1Rampage:


Originally Posted By thehellbringer:

75 is 7.5 car lengths
Not if it's flying laterally.    



Had the same thing happen with a bucket filled with trash, I got lucky and it bounded off my tire and causing NO damage.





Fuck I-4.







That's where it happened.  By the Park exit near Plant city.
You're shitting me? Me too.

 
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In heavy traffic on a major highway doing about 75, no where to swerve around it, am i suppose to stop ?
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Originally Posted By DanielGleesak:
What you're car doesn't have any brakes?



In heavy traffic on a major highway doing about 75, no where to swerve around it, am i suppose to stop ?

Gd would prefer you lock up the brakes and cause a multi vehicle accident behind you.
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I almost hit a car door on the highway once,  I mean come on you lose a door and you just keep on rolling???
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I hate when my doors fall off on the highway.
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Gd would prefer you lock up the brakes and cause a multi vehicle accident behind you.
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Originally Posted By glocknick:
Originally Posted By Jman78:
Originally Posted By DanielGleesak:
What you're car doesn't have any brakes?



In heavy traffic on a major highway doing about 75, no where to swerve around it, am i suppose to stop ?

Gd would prefer you lock up the brakes and cause a multi vehicle accident behind you.


No - that's false.  Because you will not cause a multi-vehicle accident, because you can lock up your brakes at any time and the rules of the road are designed to cover for that scenario.

You are damned right I aint gonna "take one for the team..... "

Please, try and do better.  
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No - that's false.  Because you will not cause a multi-vehicle accident, because you can lock up your brakes at any time and the rules of the road are designed to cover for that scenario.

You are damned right I aint gonna "take one for the team..... "

Please, try and do better.  
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Originally Posted By glocknick:
Originally Posted By Jman78:
Originally Posted By DanielGleesak:
What you're car doesn't have any brakes?



In heavy traffic on a major highway doing about 75, no where to swerve around it, am i suppose to stop ?

Gd would prefer you lock up the brakes and cause a multi vehicle accident behind you.


No - that's false.  Because you will not cause a multi-vehicle accident, because you can lock up your brakes at any time and the rules of the road are designed to cover for that scenario.

You are damned right I aint gonna "take one for the team..... "

Please, try and do better.  


I would rather hit an object in the road than take a 2 ton car to the ass.

Fuck the rules, it's self preservation man.
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In heavy traffic on a major highway doing about 75, no where to swerve around it, am i suppose to stop ?
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Originally Posted By Jman78:
Originally Posted By DanielGleesak:
What you're car doesn't have any brakes?



In heavy traffic on a major highway doing about 75, no where to swerve around it, am i suppose to stop ?


So you were driving too fast for the conditions if not statutorily speeding.

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Link Posted: 2/25/2016 9:59:13 PM EDT
Could have been a manhole cover like the one that killed that kinder teacher.
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