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Posted: 9/27/2005 3:34:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2005 3:51:48 PM EDT by TacticalStrat]
2 States, 22 Observations - Things you must have noticed while watching media coverage of the recent hurricanes.

Author Unknown

1. Texas: Productive industrious state run by Republicans.

Louisiana: Government dependent welfare state run by Democrats.

2. Texas: Residents take responsibility to protect and evacuate themselves.

Louisiana: Residents wait for government to protect and evacuate them.

3. Texas: Local and state officials take responsibility for protecting their citizens and property.

Louisiana: Local and state officials blame federal government for not protecting their citizens and property.

4. Texas: Command and control remains in place to preserve order.

Louisiana: Command and control collapses allowing lawlessness.

5. Texas: Law enforcement officers remain on duty to protect city.

Louisiana: Law enforcement officers desert their posts to protect themselves.

6. Texas: Local police watch for looting.

Louisiana: Local police participate in looting.

7. Texas: Law and order remains in control, 8 looters tried it, 8 looters arrested.

Louisiana: Anarchy and lawlessness breaks out, looters take over city, no arrests, criminals with guns have to be shot by federal troops.

8. Texas: Considerable damage caused by hurricane.

Louisiana: Considerable damage caused by looters.

9. Texas: Flood barriers hold preventing cities from flooding.

Louisiana: Flood barriers fail due to lack of maintenance allowing city to flood.

10. Texas: Orderly evacuation away from threatened areas, few remain.

Louisiana: 25,000 fail to evacuate, are relocated to another flooded area.

11. Texas: Citizens evacuate with personal 3 day supply of food and water.

Louisiana: Citizens fail to evacuate with 3 day supply of food and water, do without it for the next 4 days.

12. Texas: FEMA brings in tons of food and water for evacuees. State officials provide accessible distribution points.

Louisiana: FEMA brings in tons of food and water for evacuees. State officials prevent citizens from reaching distribution points and vice versa.

13. Louisiana: Media focuses on poor blacks in need of assistance, blames Bush.

Texas: Media can't find poor blacks in need of assistance, looking for something else to blame on Bush.

14. Texas: Coastal cities suffer some infrastructure damage, Mayors tell residents to stay away until ready for repopulation, no interference from federal officials.

Louisiana: New Orleans is destroyed, Mayor asks residents to return home as another hurricane approaches, has to be overruled by federal officials.

15. Louisiana: Over 400 killed by storm, flooding and crime.

Texas: 24 killed in bus accident on highway during evacuation, no storm related deaths.

16. Texas: Jailed prisoners are relocated to other detention facilities outside the storm area.

Louisiana: Jailed prisoners are set free to prey on city shops, residents, and homes.

17. Texas: Local and state officials work with FEMA and Red Cross in recovery operations.

Louisiana: Local and state officials obstruct FEMA and Red Cross from aiding in recovery operations.

18. Texas: Local and state officials demonstrate leadership in managing disaster areas.

Louisiana: Local and state officials fail to demonstrate leadership, require federal government to manage disaster areas.

19. Texas: Fuel deliveries can't keep up with demand, some run out of gas on highway, need help from fuel tankers before storm arrives.

Louisiana: Motorists wait till storm hits and electrical power fails.
Cars run out of gas at gas stations that can't pump gas. Gas in underground tanks mixes with flood waters.

20. Texas: Mayors move citizens out of danger.

Louisiana: Mayor moves himself and family to Dallas.

21. Texas: Mayors continue public service announcements and updates on television with Governor's backing and support.

Louisiana: Mayor cusses, governor cries, senator threatens president with violence on television, none of them have a clue what went wrong or who's responsible.

22. Louisiana: Democratic Senator says FEMA was slow in responding to
911 calls from Louisiana citizens.

Texas: Republican Senator says "when you call 911, the phone doesn't ring in Washington, it rings here at the local responders".

Link Posted: 9/27/2005 3:36:56 PM EDT
As a Texan who recently moved to Louisiana, I can agree with your list, and the CoC prevents me from stating my actual opinion about this state.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 3:49:25 PM EDT
Did anyone watch the HipHop Honors on VH1 last night at 8:30?
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 3:50:12 PM EDT
Bravo! Nuf said.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 3:51:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By soowah:
Bravo! Nuf said.



I did not write this.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 3:54:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TacticalStrat:

Originally Posted By soowah:
Bravo! Nuf said.



I did not write this.



Don't matter to me who wrote it. It's good.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 3:54:56 PM EDT
I'm damn proud to be part of this great State!

I wasn't born here, but I got here as soon as I could!

Link Posted: 9/27/2005 3:56:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By soowah:

Originally Posted By TacticalStrat:

Originally Posted By soowah:
Bravo! Nuf said.



I did not write this.



Don't matter to me who wrote it. It's good.



I agree. I just didn't want people to this I was trying to pass it off as something I wrote.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 3:57:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Makarov_Mami:
I'm damn proud to be part of this great State!

I wasn't born here, but I got here as soon as I could!




Same here! I've found my home.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 3:58:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/27/2005 4:00:37 PM EDT by jcp84]

Originally Posted By Makarov_Mami:
I'm damn proud to be part of this great State!

I wasn't born here, but I got here as soon as I could!




I'm glad people love it that much

I, on the other hand, was born here, so I just get to stay put. Not 'cause I'm lazy, just because I love it here!

And good post! Not a lot of ppl to pass it on to, except my dad because he's about the only person I know personally that doesn't give a crap about making things PC for everyone.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 6:10:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jcp84:

Originally Posted By Makarov_Mami:
I'm damn proud to be part of this great State!

I wasn't born here, but I got here as soon as I could!




I'm glad people love it that much

I, on the other hand, was born here, so I just get to stay put. Not 'cause I'm lazy, just because I love it here!

And good post! Not a lot of ppl to pass it on to, except my dad because he's about the only person I know personally that doesn't give a crap about making things PC for everyone.




Or if you're like me you can go on a mission to spread the good word of brisket, Shiner Bock, and Blue Bell ice cream.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 6:12:31 PM EDT
Yes, this is a shit hole
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 6:26:20 PM EDT
I got this in an e-mail today:



Thought you might enjoy this article.....

Beyond the historic architecture, the spice-laden cuisine and the beguiling voodoo underground, live close to 500,000 people, mostly poor (more than a quarter live in poverty), mostly black (more than 66 percent), clustered into 73 distinct neighborhoods.


Crime, even before the hurricane, was high. The murder rate has come down in recent years, but remains 10 times the national average. Last year, researchers had police fire 700 blank rounds in a city neighborhood one afternoon. No one called to report the gunfire.

Maybe New Orleans should be nicknamed The Big Un-Easy, due to a high violent crime rate and a high unemployment rate. There's also a significant number of suicides and divorces.

The city's school system is a shambles. The district almost went broke this past year — teachers nearly missed a paycheck — and 55 of the state's 78 worst schools are in New Orleans.

Dozens of school employees are under indictment for corruption. But then, corruption in New Orleans is nothing new — politicians, judges, the police have all been caught.

These government failures are not merely a matter of incompetence. Louisiana and New Orleans have a long, well-known reputation for corruption: as former congressman Billy Tauzin once put it, "half of Louisiana is under water and the other half is under indictment. That's putting it mildly. Adjusted for population size, the state ranks third in the number of elected officials convicted of crimes (Mississippi is No. 1). Recent scandals include the conviction of 14 state judges and an FBI raid on the business and personal files of a Louisiana congressman.

In 1991, a notoriously corrupt Democrat named Edwin Edwards ran for governor against Republican David Duke, a former head of the Ku Klux Klan. Edwards, whose winning campaign included bumper stickers saying "Elect the Crook," is currently serving a 10-year prison sentence for taking bribes from casino owners. Duke recently completed his own prison term for tax fraud.

The rot included the New Orleans Police Department, which in the 1990s had the dubious distinction of being the nation's most corrupt police force and the least effective: the city had the highest murder rate in America. More than 50 officers were eventually convicted of crimes including murder, rape and robbery; two are currently on Death Row.


Billions of dollars are about to pass into the sticky hands of politicians in the No. 1 and No. 3 most corrupt states in America. Worried about looting? You ain't seen nothing yet.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 9:08:52 PM EDT
I was talking to one of the Houston police officers I know today, and he told me that they arrested 12 people a few miles from my dad's house for looting. He also said all 12 of those people arrested were from Louisiana.
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 9:11:57 PM EDT
I am from Louisiana, born and raised. I think that you should substitute the word "Louisiana" in that post for "New Orleans." The rest of the state is much better. Other than that, great post!
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 5:54:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Brians_45:
I am from Louisiana, born and raised. I think that you should substitute the word "Louisiana" in that post for "New Orleans." The rest of the state is much better. Other than that, great post!

Yep!
Link Posted: 9/28/2005 7:36:03 AM EDT
I don't even miss New Orleans
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