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Posted: 7/19/2001 11:29:04 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/19/2001 11:26:16 PM EST by Phoenix5]
[size=4]10. A Dog's parents will never visit you. 9. A dog loves you even when you leave your clothes on the floor. 8. A Dog limits it's time in the bathroom to a quick drink. 7. A Dog never expects you to telephone. 6. A Dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday. 5. A Dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life. 4. A Dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog. 3. A Dog never expects flowers on Valentine's day. 2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you. 1. A Dog does not shop.[/size=4]
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 12:34:16 AM EST
You seem to have dog on your brain.
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 1:03:40 AM EST
Actually, my dog does get upset if I pet another dog. My dog does expect presents. And my dog gets upset if I'm late.
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 1:52:48 AM EST
One more: After 10 years or so, a dog is decent enough to die, allowing you to get a younger, new dog. By the way, this is also why dogs are better than children.
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 2:05:07 AM EST
Because I have my dog trained to go get me a nice cold Bud, and she doesnt bitch the whole time while doing it. [}:D]
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 2:37:11 AM EST
A Dog will never be sitting around with its friends discussing what a jerk you are.[>]:)]
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 2:49:37 AM EST
A dog can licks it's nuts. I know if I could, I would be at it all day long.
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 2:50:19 AM EST
Originally Posted By hielo: A dog can licks it's nuts. I know if I could, I would be at it all day long.
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Don't you think you should pet him first???
Link Posted: 7/21/2001 3:06:35 PM EST
Originally Posted By EricTheHun: A Dog will never be sitting around with its friends discussing what a jerk you are.[>]:)]
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Sorry, but i couldnt help but notice...... you didnt put some thing like Eric(TheSomethingOrTheOther)Hun at the end of this post. [:D]
Link Posted: 7/21/2001 3:15:18 PM EST
GovtThug! That's the #1 joke in the world. "Because he CAN."
Link Posted: 7/21/2001 3:20:09 PM EST
I must agree with Oslow on a couple of these issues. My dog, a Jack Russell Terror, also gets mad if I pet another dog, if I am late or if I go somewhere without her. Other than that I agree with the others. Dogs are probably better than women. Another one: Dogs don't lose track of reality when their pups don't mind. They just snap the $hit outta them and put them in their place. Some women I know don't do that with their kids. Sorry, kinda made that a bit personal huh?
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