Ten Reasons Why A Dog Is Better than A Woman

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Ten Reasons Why A Dog Is Better than A Woman

Posted: 7/20/2001 12:29:04 AM EDT

[size=4]10. A Dog's parents will never visit you.
9. A dog loves you even when you leave your clothes on the floor.
8. A Dog limits it's time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
7. A Dog never expects you to telephone.
6. A Dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
5. A Dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
4. A Dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
3. A Dog never expects flowers on Valentine's day.
2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
1. A Dog does not shop.[/size=4]

Posted: 7/20/2001 1:34:16 AM EDT

[#1]

You seem to have dog on your brain.

Posted: 7/20/2001 2:03:40 AM EDT

[#2]

Actually, my dog does get upset if I pet another dog.

My dog does expect presents.

And my dog gets upset if I'm late.

Posted: 7/20/2001 2:52:48 AM EDT

[#3]

One more:
After 10 years or so, a dog is decent enough to die, allowing you to get a younger, new dog.
By the way, this is also why dogs are better than children.

Posted: 7/20/2001 3:05:07 AM EDT

[#4]

Because I have my dog trained to go get me a nice cold Bud, and she doesnt bitch the whole time while doing it. [}:D]

Posted: 7/20/2001 3:37:11 AM EDT

[#5]

A Dog will never be sitting around with its friends discussing what a jerk you are.[>]:)]

Posted: 7/20/2001 3:49:37 AM EDT

[#6]

A dog can licks it's nuts.

I know if I could, I would be at it all day long.

Posted: 7/20/2001 3:50:19 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
A dog can licks it's nuts.

I know if I could, I would be at it all day long.

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Don't you think you should pet him first???

Posted: 7/21/2001 4:06:35 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
A Dog will never be sitting around with its friends discussing what a jerk you are.[>]:)]

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Sorry, but i couldnt help but notice...... you didnt put some thing like Eric(TheSomethingOrTheOther)Hun at the end of this post. [:D]

Posted: 7/21/2001 4:15:18 PM EDT

[#9]

GovtThug!
That's the #1 joke in the world.
"Because he CAN."

Posted: 7/21/2001 4:20:09 PM EDT

[#10]

I must agree with Oslow on a couple of these issues.

My dog, a Jack Russell Terror, also gets mad if I pet another dog, if I am late or if I go somewhere without her.

Other than that I agree with the others. Dogs are probably better than women.

Another one:

Dogs don't lose track of reality when their pups don't mind. They just snap the $hit outta them and put them in their place.

Some women I know don't do that with their kids.

Sorry, kinda made that a bit personal huh?

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