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Posted: 1/17/2006 5:59:28 AM EDT
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.  |
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Posted: 1/17/2006 6:01:09 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/17/2006 6:01:47 AM EDT
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Ain't that the truth.
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Posted: 1/17/2006 7:00:07 AM EDT
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so true!
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Posted: 1/17/2006 7:01:04 AM EDT
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A gun is an inherently predictable object that can be rendered safe with a few simple motions. A woman, on the other hand......
You know when a gun is going to go off, whereas with women.... The rules of firearm safety are well known and easy to follow, whereas the rules of living with a woman are completely unknown until after you have violated one. In either case, violating a rule will result in bleeding, property destruction, and possibly death. |
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Posted: 1/17/2006 7:03:51 AM EDT
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i gotta tag this one
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Posted: 1/17/2006 7:19:08 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/17/2006 7:20:09 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/17/2006 7:28:55 AM EDT
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Well damn, boy, ya' aint' been usin' em' right. |
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Posted: 1/17/2006 7:44:20 AM EDT
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My guns didn't need foreplay before I used them!
My Guns don't BITCH at me if I'm not paying attention to them! I don't have to remember the anniverary of when I bought a gun! |
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Posted: 1/17/2006 7:57:58 AM EDT
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ouch knew that was coming but couldn't resist. |
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Posted: 1/17/2006 9:55:31 AM EDT
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true as well!! 
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Posted: 1/17/2006 10:01:01 AM EDT
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