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Posted: 9/24/2004 8:10:13 AM EST
One time, I put a wire (actually, it was a coat hanger), inside a spark plug boot, then told me friend to (hold this so that the "this black cable looking thingy", doesnt touch any part of the engine... while I try to start it....

- and "Put your ear near the radiator while I operate the ' ____ ' from inside the car, and see if you hear any bubbling sounds..." ( HONK! )
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:13:14 AM EST
High school prank - tell someone that if they push against your chest while you're smoking, you can blow smoke out your ears. While they're watching your ears, you burn the back of their hand with the cigarette.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:13:29 AM EST
The best prank I've ever heard of was a couple years ago. The most legendary prank from the school I went to was when a group of seniors managed to stick a VW Bug in the gym ceiling rafters.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:14:29 AM EST
I put flux (liquid used in soldering that gives you the runs) in a guys coke. He shit all dy long. He never knew it was me.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:15:52 AM EST
I once put rolls of caps in the typewriters in typing class.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:18:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By rasanders22:
I put flux (liquid used in soldering that gives you the runs) in a guys coke. He shit all dy long. He never knew it was me.



All you need is a drop of Visine.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:21:25 AM EST
Goatboy would have to give me my own forum if I started rattling off all the pranks.

Here's a few....

Saran wrap over the toilet bowls in the women's restrooms in High School. Dark stalls... .piss running on the floor...

Fill a 33 & 1/3 RPM album sleeve with shaving cream and insert it under doors at hotels. Step on the album and spray shaving cream all over the inside of the room....

Phone pranks? The Jerkey Boys was a movie about my and my best friend. Call two different people with 3-way and just sit quiet while they argue over who called who... Caller ID has killed much of that fun....

Use wax instead of soap for car windows... it doesn't wash off....

Pretend that you are the evil neighbor and call the electric company. Give the proper name and address. Tell them you are going on vacation and want your power shut off for a month until you return. They never call and verify.



Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:27:07 AM EST
In the doorms, in college.

Had a friend who came home late and slightly inebriated. He closed his door and went to sleep. We filled his doorway with a stack of Dr. Pepper cans that I had been saving, stacked them bottom to top, so he couldn't get out without alot of racket.

Same friend managed to find the noisiest women (all very loose and all very nuts) and had a large gap under his door, suitable for a small tape recorder. My room mate made some tapes of some of the activities and threatened widespread release for a couple of years.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:38:50 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/24/2004 8:42:53 AM EST by TomJefferson]
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 9:02:10 AM EST
A local prankster in our small town had one coming....
I rolled down the driver's side window of his new truck and placed chunks or broken glass (from another vehicle) on the top edge & around the opening. I tossed some on the floor & on the seat for good measure. I had another guy call him and tell him someone walking by smashed out his window. The bonus was that "prankster" was terribly hungover from the night before. It was hillarious watch him open the door and have chunk of glass fall off the door & hit the pavement. As the local cop showed up to right a report, "prankster" realized he'd been OWNED as he rolled up the window.

Please feel free to use this method as often as needed
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 9:34:56 AM EST
Years ago, way before caller id, me and a buddy used to prank call fast food joints. We would tell

whomever answered the phone that we were police officers looking for a dangerous felon

believed to be eating in their restaurant. We would give very general descriptions, like:

"Do you see a man wearing a blue shirt?" clerk:"Why, yes sir". "what kinda pants is he wearing?"

clerk: "Uh, black dress pants with a gold belt buckle". "That's him ma'am! Don't let him leave.

we're on our way, and be careful - he's dangerous!" clerk: "Oh my God!!!! Please hurry!"

We did this a lot and it never failed! I was such a bad boy
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 9:37:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By SouthHoof:
A local prankster in our small town had one coming....
I rolled down the driver's side window of his new truck and placed chunks or broken glass (from another vehicle) on the top edge & around the opening. I tossed some on the floor & on the seat for good measure. I had another guy call him and tell him someone walking by smashed out his window. The bonus was that "prankster" was terribly hungover from the night before. It was hillarious watch him open the door and have chunk of glass fall off the door & hit the pavement. As the local cop showed up to right a report, "prankster" realized he'd been OWNED as he rolled up the window.

Please feel free to use this method as often as needed



Link Posted: 9/24/2004 9:41:09 AM EST
1 part urine
1 part raw egg

1. Put in GLASS jar. (the smell will penetrate plastic)
2. Leave open for 24 hours.
3. Seal jar for 2 weeks.
4. Find a deserving Dimocrat.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 9:54:31 AM EST
I won't go into specifics, but it involves 2lbs cold spaghetti (in plenty of marinara sauce) and a small explosive device with an electronic ignition switch.



Do the math.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:06:09 AM EST
This is so terrible I hate to admit it....

In high school, me and my buddies would place a small boulder in the road and put a piece of sage brush on top of it. We did it twice that I remember. Each time we "took out" two vehicles. God have mercy on my soul...
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 10:18:29 AM EST
When I was in high school, my dentist (who went to the same high school I did back in the 70s) told me about a prank he and some of his buddies pulled off.



They put a dead cow in the courtyard with the legs partially buried so that it was standing up. They did this overnight, and got the cow into a courtyard that is only accessible through the building.


That must've been a headscratcher for the administration.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 11:50:34 AM EST
Once upon a time, when my brother was about 10, I snuck in his room and tied some fishing line to his desk chair, trailing it back into my room. When he got out of the shower, and shut his door, I gave the string a little tug, making the chair slide back a little. I hear him kind of whimper, then I yank the string hard, causing the chair to fall over.

The screams of bloody murder coming from his room could have awakened the dead. When I ran into his room to calm him down, he was in the corner in an almost fetal position screaming. Kind of felt bad about that one.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 11:53:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By rasanders22:
I put flux (liquid used in soldering that gives you the runs) in a guys coke. He shit all dy long. He never knew it was me. hippie.gif



All you need is a drop of Visine.



Visine tears?
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 11:55:02 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:00:17 PM EST
Black trotline stretched across a road between two garbage cans.

500 pack of firecrackers in the boysroom at highschool.

Pour a couple pounds of leadshot inbetween the tube and tire of someones bicycle and air the tire back up.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:02:08 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:06:18 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/24/2004 12:07:02 PM EST by DefMan]
Remember that ATF prank a while back? Wheew! I wonder if someone got their ass kicked for that.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:06:51 PM EST
Pepper spray on a rag.

Apply to:

Door knobs
Toilet seats
Monkey Bars
NICE expensive pen for a coworker to BORROW.

When they sweat or rub thier eyes or pick thier nose....

The fun begins
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:08:35 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:11:51 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:14:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By ColonelKlink:
Which visine do you use, and are you sure one drop is enough?



I think just the regular Visine. Two drops in a large batch of anything will give everyone who ate it the runs like Montezuma's revenge.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:17:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/24/2004 12:17:55 PM EST by AnubisOwnsYou]
A few scraps of rabbit fur (craft store) in his automobile grill or a child's tennis shoe...

dead animal in his BBQ grill....
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:17:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By ColonelKlink:
Visine doesnt give you diarrhea: www.snopes.com/toxins/visine.asp



Hmmm...well, it certainly does make a person sick. Runs not inculded.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:18:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By AnubisOwnsYou:
A few scraps of rabbit fur (craft store) in his automobile grill or a child's tennis shoe...

dead animal in his BBQ grill....




Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:24:18 PM EST
Big glob of Vasaline on the ear piece of the phone.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:34:31 PM EST
Don't dare. One of my fellows went to Cal-Tech and the other went out and got a PhD in Physics from Berkeley. There ain't no way my kids could pull them off. I think the FAA and ATF have stopped looking for us.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:36:48 PM EST
Tied all the outside door handles to a tree so they couldn't get out of their house. They had to climb out a window and fell out of it.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:43:49 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/24/2004 12:44:32 PM EST by heavily_armed]
Back in the day, when TV got to your house via radio waves, everyone in my high school electricity class built a TV Interruptor. So one night sitting with the family I hid this thing under a blanket and put it to work. My little brother got up to change the channel and I disrupted the TV. He backed off, I backed off. My Dad, Mr. Know-it-all Ham Radio operator, found this most interesting and decided my little brother should remove various articles of clothing and attempt to approach the TV again. Each time I would of course make the TV go out. Eventually my brother was down to his tighty-whities running back and forth to the TV and I finally lost it.

Funniest shit I ever pulled on my family. The neighbors were not so lucky.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:47:44 PM EST
One of my better ones was at a local mall...I friend and I poured dish detergent into the fountain at center court and watched the bubble show...Our crew was known for jerky boys type stuff...Our late night phone calls layed a few people off, called them into work early and rescheduled vacations...
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:52:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By Grim_Reaper:
One of my better ones was at a local mall...I friend and I poured dish detergent into the fountain at center court and watched the bubble show...Our crew was known for jerky boys type stuff...Our late night phone calls layed a few people off, called them into work early and rescheduled vacations...



A common one in the restaraunt that the culinary program I'm in runs is to "soap" the dishwasher. All it means is pouring a cup of handwashing soap into the dish machine so the suds come a-flowin'. It works best with a new guy as the dishwasher who has no clue what he's done. Easily freaks them out.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 1:25:03 PM EST
Took a gallon of anti-freeze and poured it under a co-workers car. Told them it looked like thier radiator sprung a leak.

The next day this co-worker came in and bragged how a "freind" of his at a local auto repair shop just down the street "replaced" his leaking radiator for only $40.00
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 1:35:55 PM EST
Many moons ago...(in high school auto shop)

We sat on metal stools in class. Wired one of them to a spark plug tester. Class stoner sat on the 'lucky' one. A friend manned the test button. When he hit it, 20,000 volts shot up his ass & he jumped about 3 feet in the air.

Whole class damn near peed from laughing so hard.

Link Posted: 9/24/2004 2:18:26 PM EST
Went to a small town school. The entire scholl, K-12 was 300 students.
Once me and my brother ran a bull into the school. Another time about 3 months later, we turned a mule loose in the hall.
The mule was a bitch for the teachers to get back out.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 4:52:54 PM EST
Let's see....these were in High School.

Take 1 paper bag full of fecal matter (dog, cow, whetever). Extra newspaper (wadded up).
Place said bag on doorstep with newspaper on top. Light newpaper. Let the fire start to burn. Ring doorbell and run. Oldest trick in the book, but it still worked.

Bisquiting houses. Buy cheap tins of bisquits. Bring a thermos of warm water. Dip the bisquits in the water then throw at victim's house. Once it dries, it's murder to get off of bricks, will discolor the paint on a house/car and sometimes take it off. Me and some friends did this to our biology teacher (what a bitch).

then....

A few years after college, a friend of mine went through a really nasty divorce (his ex-wife actually married her divorce lawyer). He wanted to get back at her, but not actually cause any physical harm to her property - he just wanted to psych her out. We bought a bag of sugar then drove to her house one night. We took the gas cap off her camaro and poured a bunch of the sugar AROUND (not in) the opening and some on the ground. Not too much though. Tossed the rest in some bushes and left the empty bag by her gas tank. We found out she had the car towed, the tank removed and flushed. It cost her some $$$ to have that done.

There are more, but those are what come to mind.

Link Posted: 9/24/2004 5:17:23 PM EST
never did it but dumping sugar into cement mix should make the cement desinigrate in the rain.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 5:32:00 PM EST
Tonight I walked into my dad's office (to pick up my mags - Thanks Amerisurp!), and without turning on the light sat down and dialed the phone. The cleaning lady came in at that time and as she walked into the room I pointed my hand in a pistol form and said "Stick 'em high!" and she almost had a heart attack.

Link Posted: 9/24/2004 5:38:10 PM EST
You guys are the reason the social misfits shootup schools. Damn bullies!
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 5:45:38 PM EST
In high school the tradition was to place pumpkins all around campus for halloween. A buddy and I bought two of the largest pumpking we could find, and filled them with concrete, blocking the entrance and exit to the school. The best was watching the janitor walk out to move them, thinking they were only pumpkins, the things weighed like 50lbs. I don't think he ever walked the same after that.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 6:05:05 PM EST
Wait until you think it's going to rain... go to your target's car, and apply vaseline to the winshield wipers. The more they use the wipers, the worse the vision gets.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 6:18:58 PM EST
My favorite prank involved a trip to Las Vegas for DefCon back in 1996. I met up with some folks from Utah and we were having a great time. We ended up in a mutual friend's hotel room and were messing around. Somehow I managed to convince one of the guys that if you turned up the water pressure on the toilet, which was a high pressure unit to conserve water, that it would shoot water up out of the bowl. He rushed into the bathroom and we heard the toilet flush a couple of times. He came back out with water on his face and a huge alcohol induced grin (we had been drinking the whole weekend). So I go in to pee and the toilet didn't flush. Then I noticed that the water shutoff valve was turned off and the handle removed. I decided to get even. I put the tank lid on the seat and removed a pressure relief fitting from the tank. We then went out and told him to replace the handle or get a beating. He did it, but as he turned on the valve, water started shooting him in the side of the face from where I had removed the valve. I even caught it on film!

Well, it gets better. This was on Sunday. A couple of days later, the same guy still had the room because he was staying for the rest of the week before heading back to Austin. Well, he apparently met up with some chick who spent the night, and on Wednesday morning she went to the bathroom. A couple of minutes after she walked out of the bathroom, the toilet exploded! It shattered the ceramic tank and scared the hell out of them, and Las Vegas was already a little on edge after the Olympic Park bombing. Apparently, when I put the pressure relief fitting back on, I put it on backwards, and pressure slowly built up until it exploded. Fortunately no one was hurt.

Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 6:20:50 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/24/2004 6:21:28 PM EST by Krazny13]
Heh.
At my HS as a senior prank some 'associates' of mine 'borrowed' the Principals car, and put it in the cafeteria right outside his office. He had to dissassemble it to get it out. (Our cafeteria only has normal sized doors into and out of it)
We also exploited various gaps in the security camera coverage to sneak a flock of peafowl into the building, at the same time we hijacked the PA system, played 'The Streak', and had several criscoed males run around while the security officers tried to catch them. T'was much fun. .


EDIT: I have done many others, but I don't think the Statuate has run out just yet. . . .
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 6:38:47 PM EST
Well back when the porno channel wasn't totaly blocked. you could see the occasional green squiggly boobie and all the screaming and moaning you could handle.

So i decided to tape a rather "spirited" section of one film......

Brought it into work the next day . I was a grocery stocker at the time, I then proceeded to go way in the back of the building to an out of the way PA microphone.
I played the"event" over the public announcment system for the whole building for about 10 seconds.

Needless to say that "mysterious person" raised quite a few eyebrows that day.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 7:09:55 PM EST
1967 in a large central Texas city. Me and 3 of my high shool buddies are cruising early one evening in my buddies '54 DeSoto (yeah, I'm an old fart!). We spy this very large black lady sitting at a bus stop bench with a bag of groceries in her lap. We drive around the corner and one of us gets out of the car and walks back to the bus stop and sits down next to the lady. We make the block in the DeSoto and cruise back by the bus stop slowly. One of us says loudly, " There that SOB is!" The guy in the front passenger seats sticks his arm out the window with one of those blank firing starter pistols and starts shooting. The guy sitting on the bus stop bench starts flinching and finally slumps over on the bench. The guy in the back seat says, "Shoot the fat lady. She saw it all!" The rather large black lady jumps up, spilling her groceries and runs down the sidewalk screaming, "Oh, lawd! Oh lawd!" Pretty funny, but I wouldn't recommend doing this nowadays.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 7:38:57 PM EST
Way too many to list as I was a bad boy.

the fellas and I would build a dummy out of old clothing and newspaper and throw it in the trunk of the car. Then we would proceed to go buy cans of tomato paste or Ketchup, and an old ten speed bicycle.

Then we go to a local k-12 school and park on one side and walk to the other with body, bicycle, fake blood. We would bend up the ten speed and toss it in the road, lay the headless body near the bike and spead red paste all over the place.

Next step, go hid in the dark corners of the school and wait for cars to drive up. This sounds awful now but people would come to a screeching stop 20-30ft away, jump out yelling all kinds of crazy stuff out of fear, run up near the body, never checking for life because the head is gone, run back to the car and drive fast as hell away.

Never failed 2-5 cars in a few minutes then local PD and EMS/Fire would show up discover the fake mess throw it in the vehicals and drive off.

I am sorry but at 16 that was such a belly buster, I would cry laughing so hard at the panic people expressed when faced with such an accident. Now it just seems very very bad to do.


We got that idea from my father telling us about driving to the middle of a bridge in the 60's, pulling a dummy out of the car with his buddies and shooting it with a .45 a few times while cars drive by and toss it in the river.

That would get the whole town in an uproar.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:42:57 PM EST
I can't be too specific, because I'm not sure about the statute of limitations, but I have heard that a "ground bloom flower" firework, and a Halloweeen scarecrow = a hot time in the old town tonight.

We did the manniquin thing too, but it was usually dropped from a streetlight onto a car, or thrown from a roof, or thrown into traffic during a fistfight. All very effective. Good times, good times.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:44:56 PM EST
filled a guys car with styrofoam packing peanuts
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