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Posted: 9/14/2004 3:19:59 PM EST
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water......


Kennedy to Hit Campaign Trail for Kerry

1 hour, 40 minutes ago

By LOLITA C. BALDOR, Associated Press Writer

WASHINGTON - Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, often credited with giving a boost to John Kerry's presidential campaign, is launching a seven-week election drive for his Massachusetts colleague that will pair fund raising and travel with a barrage of speeches condemning President Bush's policies.

Kennedy, D-Mass., will make two campaign stops in Pennsylvania on Friday, in addition to appearances around the country nearly every weekend as a surrogate for Kerry. While the Senate remains in session, Kennedy plans almost daily rebukes of Bush's policies, ranging from the war in Iraq to health care and education.


Kennedy waged a similar war of words against Bush four years ago for Democrat Al Gore. But this time, his work for Kerry will be more active and involve much more travel, Kennedy's aides said.


They would not release a list of places where Kennedy is expected to campaign, but said the liberal Democrat will be in battleground states across all regions of the country.


Kennedy said he is intent on defeating Bush and putting Kerry in the White House, and will lay out the administration's "incompetence" in its domestic and foreign policies in his speeches.


He started Tuesday with a condemnation of Bush's efforts at solving the nation's health care crisis.


"George Bush has had a lot to say about health care over the last few days, but nowhere has the Bush presidency been more devastating," said Kennedy, who will speak about health care in Harrisburg and Scranton on Friday.


Republicans, meanwhile, have rejoiced in the opportunity to link Kerry with his home state's liberal lion — one of the politicians conservatives love to hate.


During the primary contests this year, Kennedy allowed Kerry to hire two of his key staffers, including Mary Beth Cahill, who is now Kerry's campaign manager. Kennedy later traveled to Iowa and New Hampshire to help energize crowds and rally the liberal base for Kerry.





Now...which one looks more done to you?
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 3:21:21 PM EST
"I will drink you under the goddamn table!"

Link Posted: 9/14/2004 3:21:58 PM EST
I never really knew what Ted Kennedy looked like... and now all I have to say is...


DAMN HE UGLY!!
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 3:23:21 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 3:24:30 PM EST
THat guy HAS to be a raging alcoholic.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 3:24:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By Misery:
"I will drink you under the goddamn table!"

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lol... I can't stop laughing at that one.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 3:29:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By lokt:
THat guy HAS to be a raging alcoholic.



You just won either 'best grasp of the obvious' or 'understatement of the year', depending on your tone of voice......

Please submit your acceptance speech in duplicate, double-spaced, 12 font, no more than 3 pages.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 3:30:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Groovinator:

Originally Posted By Misery:
"I will drink you under the goddamn table!"

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lol... I can't stop laughing at that one.



Link Posted: 9/14/2004 3:31:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By arowneragain:

Originally Posted By lokt:
THat guy HAS to be a raging alcoholic.



You just won either 'best grasp of the obvious' or 'understatement of the year', depending on your tone of voice......

Please submit your acceptance speech in duplicate, double-spaced, 12 font, no more than 3 pages.




Understatement of the year...
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 3:36:30 PM EST
Is that Ted's liver?

Link Posted: 9/14/2004 3:46:00 PM EST

<Ted Kennedy>

Errrrr-Ahhhh I didn't come here with pants! And I'm not leaving with pants!

</Ted Kennedy>
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 3:49:53 PM EST
Does any reasonable person really believe that if this fat bastard cracks open his gin soaked blow hole and spouts evil shite against the POTUS that it's really going to make John Kerry seem like a better choice? This is soooooooooooo desperate on their part.
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 3:52:44 PM EST
Hope he's not driving to the campaign stops....
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 3:53:47 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/14/2004 3:54:44 PM EST by Merrell]

Originally Posted By Misery:
"I will drink you under the goddamn table! under the... *URP* *uh-oh BLEEARRRRRRRGGGHHHHH"




fixed!
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 3:55:55 PM EST

Teddy Kennedy, the Human Pot Roast


I thought he was the 'human pickled pig's foot'
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 3:56:57 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/14/2004 4:00:13 PM EST by LoginName]

Originally Posted By 95thFoot:

Now...which one looks more done to you?



Hmmmm....




Link Posted: 9/14/2004 3:59:21 PM EST



"Quimby seems like just a thinly-veiled version of Senator Kennedy. And I like that."
-Lenny

Link Posted: 9/14/2004 4:01:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By LoginName:

Originally Posted By 95thFoot:

Now...which one looks more done to you?



Hmmmm....

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OMFG....I'm in tears, I'm laughing so hard....quick-somebody photoshop TEd's head onto Don's body!
Link Posted: 9/14/2004 5:40:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By 95thFoot:

OMFG....I'm in tears, I'm laughing so hard....quick-somebody photoshop TEd's head onto Don's body!



Link Posted: 9/14/2004 6:35:20 PM EST
Has the dude ever used a toothbrush? Yellow teeth! Yech.

Link Posted: 9/14/2004 6:38:24 PM EST
I see this as good for our guy. Nothing but good happens for us when this guy opens his trap.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 2:44:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
I see this as good for our guy. Nothing but good happens for us when this guy opens his trap.



That's probably why Ol' Teddy Kopechne's staff won't say where and when he's flapping his gums in the campaign for his puppet JFK the Lesser. They're checking to see how negative the reaction will be, before letting the media know in advance. If the crowds and reaction are positive, they'll open up and tell where he's going to be appearing.

Make no mistake- Teddy hates the Klintoons, hates the "New Democrats", and is working overtime to put his marionette on the throne so he can be Cardinal Richelieu. He wants to turn America to a heavily-taxed and regulated socialist paradise, an idea whose expiration date was up long ago. (Just like....Massachusetts.....)

Well, at least he and the cardinal would wear the same colors....

BTW LoginName- eeeeeexcellent job on the Photoshop!
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 2:59:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By arowneragain:

Originally Posted By lokt:
THat guy HAS to be a raging alcoholic.



You just won either 'best grasp of the obvious' or 'understatement of the year', depending on your tone of voice......

Please submit your acceptance speech in duplicate, double-spaced, 12 font, no more than 3 pages.



Be sure to submit original documents, we will send copies to CBS.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 3:18:36 AM EST


Link Posted: 9/15/2004 3:23:49 AM EST
Teddy Kenna-duhy,the "Chappaquidic Shrimp Boat Captain" of the socialist DU left.Bwaaahaaaahaa. Wonder if his Buick named the "Minnow"is still on the bottom of the pond?
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 3:30:53 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/15/2004 3:34:52 AM EST by rn45]
Ted's gonna stump for Kerry like he did for Gore?

Kiss of death.

Link Posted: 9/15/2004 3:34:38 AM EST

Originally Posted By LoginName:

Originally Posted By 95thFoot:

OMFG....I'm in tears, I'm laughing so hard....quick-somebody photoshop TEd's head onto Don's body!



home.comcast.net/~bfd750/ted.JPG



Oh shit, that's good. Almost hurt mahself laughin at that one.

Wooo... calm it down

- BG
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 3:35:09 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/15/2004 3:55:33 AM EST by Taxman]
Did Ted Kennedy command the orc army in Return of the King?

Link Posted: 9/15/2004 3:56:45 AM EST
Pennsylvania has that Yuengling beer.......oops, HAD that Yuengling beer now that Teddy is going to be there. Thankfully there are still covered bridges in Pennsylvania, so young women are safe.

For Teddy, the campaign trail should be a reality TV show on FoodTV about drinking local spirits around the country.

I would NOT want to be near the lavatory of whatever vehicle is going to be transporting his bulbous ass.

Here is Teddy's liver:

Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:08:34 AM EST
I prefer my roast with a little less wine *hicup* marinade
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:12:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By PokeChoke:
I prefer my roast with a little less wine *hicup* marinade



In Teddy's case, it's not wine, it's......



Soaked to the gills.....


Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:48:30 AM EST
Teddy Kennedy, the Human Pot Roast- coming to a campaign stop near you!

Could that fat bastards head get any bigger? He looks like a float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. Here's hoping that someday soon he will become a "good Kennedy".
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 4:03:14 PM EST


Link Posted: 9/15/2004 6:35:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/15/2004 6:51:17 PM EST by Skammy]
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 8:36:03 PM EST
cant let my photoshoppery goto waste
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 9:34:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By Skammy:
skammy.gotlag.com/images/goodolted.jpg

Click here if you can't see it.



Oh that's just fucking evil.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 9:46:23 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 9:50:57 PM EST



DOH!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 10:06:11 PM EST
He is the reason I can't watch Cspam2, it makes me want to throw up!!!
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 10:11:34 PM EST
Say this reminds me, I've gotta scoop dogshit tomorrow morning.
Link Posted: 9/15/2004 11:46:09 PM EST
That's not a head, that's the box a head would come in.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 12:00:16 AM EST
Teds liver
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