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Posted: 6/12/2002 2:29:03 PM EDT
Ted Nugent Talks That Way Even When Buying Socks
SAGINAW, MI—According to JC Penney men's-department sources, rocker Ted Nugent talks that way even when buying socks. "What color socks do I want? I want every damn color, plus a whole bunch of colors that don't even exist," Nugent told sales associate Jonathan Alexander. "Life is too short, man. Whether it's socks or shoes or whatever, you gotta bite into life like it's a great big ol' hunk of bison. Otherwise, you wake up and suddenly—poof—you're fat and old, and you never had any friggin' fun. And if you're not having fun, you may as well move to Iraq or Cuba or some other hellhole where there ain't no good times to be had." Nugent added that that's the way he sees it, and that if you don't like it, you can kiss his lily-white ass.

Oh, and for those who insist on having a link.

Link Posted: 6/12/2002 2:32:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/12/2002 2:36:51 PM EDT
Uh, the Onion is [b]NOT[/b] a reliable news source...


Link Posted: 6/12/2002 2:39:56 PM EDT
Yes. I know.
Link Posted: 6/12/2002 2:41:15 PM EDT
Uh, the Onion is [b]NOT[/b] a reliable news source...


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True, but you must admit they're VERY good, especially when sauteed and served with mushrooms or on a steak.
Link Posted: 6/12/2002 2:46:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/12/2002 2:54:45 PM EDT
Ted Rules!!
Link Posted: 6/12/2002 3:00:07 PM EDT
I love that Full Bluntal Nugity, thats why I joined TNUSA.

Link Posted: 6/12/2002 3:10:17 PM EDT
[url]www.BSNN.net[/url] is better! Check out these beauties: [url]http://www.bsnn.net/Book%20Reviews/main.htm[/url]
and [url]http://www.bsnn.net/Book%20Reviews/archives.htm#James Carville and Paul Begala Join Forces in Self-Help Book[/url]
Link Posted: 6/12/2002 3:30:22 PM EDT
Ted for President
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 4:22:15 AM EDT
Uh, the Onion is [b]NOT[/b] a reliable news source...


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The Onion is not a news source, PERIOD!
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