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Posted: 8/30/2005 6:50:58 PM EDT
He rocks! That is all.



Just got back from his concert. Best $6 I have spent in a long time.


Kiss My Ass

by Unknown

C'mon baby,
Yeah, big ol' wet one...hey!

Kiss my ass,
Kiss my ass, (c'mon, everybody ought'a)
Kiss my ass, (tastes real good)
Kiss my ass. (oh...)

Don't waste your time on me
I got my own direction
Watch me close, wait and see
I'm lookin' for perfection
I make up my own mind
And I'll leave you far behind
When the goin' gets tough
You can kiss my ass

I believe in animal rights
I let my dog hump on my shin
I can tolerate sexual choice
But not with the next of kin (uh-uh, boy)
I've heard it all before
I ain't gonna take any more
When the goin' gets tough
You can kiss my ass

Everybody!
Kiss my ass, (pucker up)
Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass, (c'mon babe)

I've heard it all before
And I ain't gonna take no more, no no
When the goin' gets tough
Kiss my ass!

I see the weenies with the dirty hair
Protestin' on the street
They condemn the clothes we wear
And the morality of what we eat, yeah
It's gotta be a fluke
They make me wanna puke
When the goin' gets tough
They can kiss my ass

Everybody gotta
Kiss my ass - C'mon gang bangers
Kiss my ass - Janet Reno
Kiss my ass - C'mon Billary
Kiss my ass - Callin' on Jesse Jackson
Kiss my ass - How about the IRS
Kiss my ass - Hey, Howard Stern
Kiss my ass - United Nations
Kiss my ass - All those Liberals
Kiss my ass - C'mon Sarah Brady
Kiss my ass - Oh, Courtney Love I've got your hole
Kiss my ass - Beavis, Butthead
Kiss my ass - How about Crips and Bloods

I've heard it all before
And we ain't gonna take it no more
When the goin' gets rough
When the goin's to tough
When the goin' gets rough
They oughta' kiss my ass
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:25:29 PM EDT
HELL YEAH


TED FUCKIN NUGENT!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:27:46 PM EDT
$6
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:27:54 PM EDT
I'd pay $6 to hear that song. Fuck Sarah Brady!
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:29:53 PM EDT
He was on the Alan Colmes show a little while back preaching the gospel about concealed carry and AR-15's.

Gotta love those Michigan/Texas transplants!

Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:30:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
I'd pay $6 to hear that song. Fuck Sarah Brady!



I'd pay $6 to fuck Sarah with my pecker dipped in sand.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:35:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
$6




And that included the price of the fair! Woot! Beer, $3 or $4 depending on where you bought it.


Rock on Ted!
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 7:59:54 PM EDT
Hey Ted gets it:
you don't like me SOTFWUC
I am American, I am MALE and I hunt, and I eat it. I don't ask Muffy if she likes it .
TED GO FOR IT.
AS THE BLOOD DRIPS FROM MY FINGERS I REMEMBER MY FOREFATHERS. AND I THANK GOD FOR THE FOOD
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 10:46:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 11:27:46 PM EDT
I just saw him last friday in Fremont Ohio. He rocked!!! Stranglehold is one of my all time favorites.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 11:30:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By heathen:
Stranglehold is one of my all time favorites.



+1
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 11:50:30 PM EDT
The Nuge is a staple at the SHOT Show.
Link Posted: 8/30/2005 11:52:17 PM EDT
The dude hunts white tail with a fucking Glock, nuff said?
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 12:35:28 AM EDT
Love the guy, he's a great foil to the liberal asswipes but sue me, his songs kinda stink.

Link Posted: 8/31/2005 12:49:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By swingset:
Love the guy, he's a great foil to the liberal asswipes but sue me, his songs kinda stink.




I actually like his music. He was performing at the first rock concert I ever went to as a kid.
I like most of his political stances but he tends to talk right at about the IQ level of his lyrics
just like Gene Simmons.

BTW: There is just too much about his macho posturing and stage persona that screams 'latent
homosexual'.
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 1:40:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SHIPSNIPE1:

BTW: There is just too much about his macho posturing and stage persona that screams 'latent
homosexual'.



A yeah, Ted always said is only addiction was women.
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 3:00:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
I'd pay $6 to hear that song. Fuck Sarah Brady!



I'd pay $6 to fuck Sarah with my pecker dipped in sand.




Link Posted: 8/31/2005 3:02:54 AM EDT
That's our next Governor. Can't wait
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 3:45:09 AM EDT
Good ideas and viewpoint. Glad he can get the word out and pis off the libs.
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 3:48:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
I'd pay $6 to hear that song. Fuck Sarah Brady!


I'd pay $6 to fuck Sarah with my pecker dipped in sand.


Not me.

Link Posted: 8/31/2005 4:02:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/31/2005 4:02:47 AM EDT by gus]
My brother, his wife and their 13 year old son were there!! Sadly, I'm stuck out here in Kansas City so I couldn't go. Keep in mind folks, we're talking about Nugent playing at the Maryland State Fair! I almost can't believe they booked him! My bro said the entire stage was littered with (presumably fake) machine guns. Maryland is most definatly anti-gun.

Link Posted: 8/31/2005 4:10:39 AM EDT
I saw Ted he opened for Kiss a couple of years ago at SPAC. He played that song most directed toward Hillary. She was running for the Senate at the time.

ROCK ON TED
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 7:11:29 AM EDT
Ted Rocks! A true American...
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