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Posted: 6/17/2009 10:11:43 AM EST
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one
of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'

Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he had to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'

Harry: '9.'

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'

Harry: '36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.'

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions.'

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: 'Pockets.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'

Harry: 'Pants.'

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?'

Harry: 'Coconut.'

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'

Harry: 'Shake hands.'

The principal was trembling.



Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'

Harry: 'Fire truck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Put
Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.....'
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 10:17:22 AM EST
Ha!
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 10:20:40 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 10:20:48 AM EST
it was good. i got them wrong to.

Link Posted: 6/17/2009 10:21:36 AM EST
that was outstanding!
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 10:34:22 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 10:35:12 AM EST by JGSCAB012]


This is not a place holder so I can send this to my friends later
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 10:34:45 AM EST
I got the last 7 wrong too.....
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 10:39:07 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 10:44:47 AM EST
As Ms. Brooks went home that night, she sighed, pouring herself a shot of bourbon. How could she make it any more obvious? How could the principal be so thick? How could he not know how badly she wanted him? Maybe tomorrow she'd wear that low-cut top, the green one. And that short little skirt her friend had dared her to buy. Then just go into his office, sit on his lap, and tell him... tell him...

She decided to pour a double. After all, it was only Tuesday.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 10:51:57 AM EST
I love a good joke.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 10:55:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By HoustonHusker:

Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends with 'U-C-K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'

Harry: 'Fire truck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Put
Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.....'


Link Posted: 6/17/2009 11:00:16 AM EST
It would have been better if Harry would have stated, I got the last seven questions wrong but I knew that bitch was trying to bait me.
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