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Posted: 1/26/2009 3:05:30 PM EDT
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says
- Where in the hell have you been? Larry replies - I was out getting a tattoo. - A tattoo?, she frowns, what kind of tattoo did you get? - I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, he says proudly. - What the hell were you thinking, why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?, she says, shaking her head in disdain. Larry replies - Well, for several reasons. One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want. 
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Posted: 1/26/2009 3:14:45 PM EDT
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That joke came out shortly after tattoos were invented. Thousands of years ago.
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Posted: 1/26/2009 3:29:18 PM EDT
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That joke came out shortly after tattoos were invented. Thousands of years ago. 
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Posted: 1/26/2009 3:30:29 PM EDT
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I lol'd
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Posted: 1/26/2009 3:31:20 PM EDT
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"Welcome to Jamaica, mon! Have a nice day!"
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Posted: 1/26/2009 4:05:06 PM EDT
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"Welcome to Jamaica, mon! Have a nice day!"
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Posted: 1/26/2009 4:49:41 PM EDT
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