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Posted: 7/3/2010 1:51:27 PM EST
With all the dead Zombies laying around after the Apocalypse and possible starvation imminent for the survivors. I say "lets cook them fuckers". The remaining members could have the first ever ARFCOM Zombie cook off.


I found a short, little, fat one that seemed kinda fresh.............


"Taste like chicken"

Link Posted: 7/3/2010 1:55:48 PM EST
OMFGWTFBBQ!!!
Link Posted: 7/3/2010 2:10:23 PM EST


1. You have too much time on your hands.

2. THATS FUCKIN AWESOME.!!!!!
Link Posted: 7/3/2010 2:33:33 PM EST
awesome dude.. just awesome
Link Posted: 7/3/2010 2:48:41 PM EST
dat funny
Link Posted: 7/3/2010 3:01:54 PM EST
Where's the bacon........
Link Posted: 7/3/2010 3:54:42 PM EST
.......i don't care who you are...that's funny.....I'm giving a 10/10....just for the laugh factor.
Link Posted: 7/3/2010 5:10:58 PM EST
great stuff
Link Posted: 7/3/2010 9:32:26 PM EST
i think there's supposed to be an adult beverage clearly on display in the pic, but i don't mix guns and booze period, so 10/10...

K.
Link Posted: 7/3/2010 10:21:46 PM EST
you have to burn them anyways. so why not slow cook?
Link Posted: 7/4/2010 7:15:04 AM EST
10 \ 10 for originality........
Link Posted: 7/4/2010 11:18:31 AM EST
In my opinion, that is by far the most creative dinner pic yet.
Link Posted: 7/4/2010 3:13:39 PM EST
That is awesome !!!!!!
Link Posted: 7/4/2010 3:25:44 PM EST
10/10 awesomeness, but needs more Cream of Darkness soup.



Link Posted: 7/4/2010 8:36:41 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/4/2010 8:37:18 PM EST by connor327]
can you send that to me? i got kinda hungry fighting them too and who doesnt want a little darkness to their day?
Link Posted: 7/5/2010 12:41:05 AM EST
Well hell, everything takes like chicken!
Link Posted: 7/5/2010 6:54:35 AM EST

It still looks better than ANYTHING my ex-wife ever cooked.
Link Posted: 7/5/2010 3:24:38 PM EST
You win the interwebz! Thanks for the laugh.
Link Posted: 7/5/2010 7:36:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By FZK556:

It still looks better than ANYTHING my ex-wife ever cooked.
Dad?
Is that you?




Link Posted: 7/6/2010 9:41:21 AM EST
Too funny!!
Link Posted: 7/6/2010 10:23:43 AM EST
Mmmmm, lookin' good. That's makin' me hungry. I know you won't give us your recipe, being as you'll want to win the cookoff and stuff, but that looks really good.

It almost makes me look forward to Z-Day.

Maybe after Z-Day is over, you can start a KFZ restaurant chain. Finger likkin' good.
Link Posted: 7/6/2010 10:47:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By beckman:
Mmmmm, lookin' good. That's makin' me hungry. I know you won't give us your recipe, being as you'll want to win the cookoff and stuff, but that looks really good.

It almost makes me look forward to Z-Day.

Maybe after Z-Day is over, you can start a KFZ restaurant chain. Finger likkin' good.



I can't disclose the ingredients the secret formula, sorry.
Link Posted: 7/6/2010 10:58:50 AM EST
Link Posted: 7/6/2010 11:01:38 AM EST
Link Posted: 7/6/2010 1:01:19 PM EST
Originally Posted By tominjax:

Originally Posted By beckman:
Mmmmm, lookin' good. That's makin' me hungry. I know you won't give us your recipe, being as you'll want to win the cookoff and stuff, but that looks really good.

It almost makes me look forward to Z-Day.

Maybe after Z-Day is over, you can start a KFZ restaurant chain. Finger likkin' good.



I can't disclose the ingredients the secret formula, sorry.

Well, colonel, you can have your 11 secret herbs and spices, but I have my unbeatable Z-Day Chili.

I'll see YOU after Z-day, at the cookoff. Be there, or be square.

LET'S GET IT ON!!!!!
Link Posted: 7/6/2010 4:18:56 PM EST
Just TOO funny !! Gotta get me some of that!
Link Posted: 7/7/2010 5:09:49 PM EST
Still taste like chicken on two?
Link Posted: 7/8/2010 5:55:43 AM EST
This need to be cross posted in the gd forum, its just too good not to share!!!
Link Posted: 7/13/2010 8:00:20 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/13/2010 9:18:26 AM EST by Schlange]


Actually if you built a deep pit cooker and let them shamble around in it they could keep themselves turned and wouldn't burn that way.
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 4:26:33 PM EST
lol
Link Posted: 8/10/2010 2:58:00 PM EST
What temperature do you need to cook zombie to for proper done-ness? You want to kill all the virus but not lose all the juices.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 10:17:59 AM EST
Had to kill and eat a zombie meal myself!

Link Posted: 9/13/2010 8:12:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By Bgu301:
Had to kill and eat a zombie meal myself!

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii155/Bgu301/SAM_0349.jpg

Awesome
Link Posted: 9/13/2010 3:39:15 PM EST
I know right...my dog loved eating the fingers! I will say this will defiantly be something I will make my kids eat whenever I have kids...that and bacon turtles I want to get a boston butt and carve it into a zombie head then cook it!
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 7:31:33 AM EST
Now THAT is a dinner picture

Well done
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