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Posted: 12/24/2003 3:52:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/25/2003 8:25:54 AM EDT by sully]
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 4:00:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 4:04:35 PM EDT
AWESOME!  (last half isn't very PC, though) [;)]
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 4:33:17 PM EDT
Them is my kind of stories.[LOL]
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 4:44:36 PM EDT
here's mine

Twas the night before Christmas
and all threw the house
the family was stoned,
even the mouse.
I was in the whorehouse,
ma was in jail, and
my sister was on the corner yelling
"pussy for sale."  When out on
the lawn I
heard such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed
to see what was the matter.
As I open the window,
ate all my hash,
tripped on a broomstick,
and fell straight on my ass.
And what should apper
to my bloodshot eyes,
but a rusty old sleigh,
eight horney reindeer,
and a little old man who
held out his dick. I knew
it must be St. Prick.
Over the chimney,
over the wall,
faster you bastards
or I'll cut off your balls.
He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell,
I knew that the bastard had fell.
He filled each stocking with a beer,
a joint, and a big rubber dick
for the family queer.
We all heard him exclaim as
he rode out of sight,
"FUCK ALL YOU PEOPLE,
IT'S BEEN ONE HELL
OF A NIGHT."
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