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Posted: 2/16/2006 9:12:06 AM EDT
Just received this email from Shooting USA ....sad news indeed....
_________________ garandman - We're running two shows this week that you might have seen, but probably didn't during the late night scheduling of the past months. Both shows may be new to you. Shooting USA presents The Cowboy Mounted Shooting Nationals. It's riding and shooting in competition that is far and away the most exciting event you'll see in a rodeo ring. |
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I just got this from Ammoman:
Sorry, don't know anyone. |
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hahahaha i bet he laughs his ass off and THEN busts a cap in his ass!!!
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I just got this from a gay cowboy:
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You are in deep kimchi.
Jim makes Chuck look like Dakota Fanning. |
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We may see an new "volunteer" for that guy who can hit dimes with a long bow.
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There is no such thing as evolution.
Just a list of animals that Jim Scoutten has not yet killed using high quality Federal Premium ammunition..... |
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What is this brokeback mountain movie everyone keeps talking about?
From what everyone posts, it has something to do with gay cowboys. Is there some kind of plot beyond that? I have never heard of the film other than what is posted here about it but if thats all there is, gay cowboys, it sounds like gay porn. Is it actually about something? By any chance, does it have anything to do with eating pudding? I dont follow TV or movies so I'm lost with a lot of these titles...but unless there is more to it than gay cowboys, I dont understand the popularity. |
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Jim Scoutten's going to come into this thread and kick your ass so hard it will make Chuck Norris blush.
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and Jack Bauer shiver! |
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tagged for the Jim Scoutten beat down and cap-busting in ass...
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Chuck Norris calls him "Sir." |
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I was always suspicious of these stickers on trucks ETA: There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas; There's many a young boy who feels things he don't comprehend. Well small town don't like it when somebody falls between sexes, No, small town don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men. Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there's a feminine, And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and clear. Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women, But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer. Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other — What did you think those saddles and boots was about? There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother, Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out. Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie, And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night. Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies, But I'll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight: Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other — That's why they wear leather, and Levi's and belts buckled tight. There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother; There's many a cowboy who's more like a lady at night. Well there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper, And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead: When you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister Don't mess with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head. Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other — Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns; There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his brother; There's many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he's done. |
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Thanks for reminding me, Mudbug. My Willie Nelson tapes are adios.
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February 16, 2006
COLUMBIA, SC (AP) -- Columbia police are investigating after receiving reports of what eyewitnesses describe as a late model Corvette travelling at a high rate of speed on I-26 with a man tied to the front bumper. The driver, who witnesses describe as a white male with brown hair, a moustache and wearing glasses, was heard repeatedly shouting, "Who's the bitch now, G-man?". Police remain hopeful about catching the speeding Corvette after seeing evidence of fluid leaking from the front of the vehicle, but several officers we spoke to were uncertain whether the leak had originated in the car's engine compartment or from the reluctant passenger. Police are asking the public who may spot the vehicle to keep their laughter to a minimum until they have safely pulled off the road. |
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Uh... what the other guys said Hey Jim... GET SOME!!! |
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LMFAO! |
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Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.....well, unless yer me. And that's a DARNED good description of the victim, I must say. |
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Don't see Brokeback Mountain with StonerStudent . . . Don't see Brokeback Mountain with StonerStudent . . . Don't see Brokeback Mountain with StonerStudent . . . |
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Sheephearders ain't cowboys. Besides, I'm sure the sheep are greatful for the lack of attention. Oh, and that Willie guy ain't a cowboy, either. |
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