THis just in....Jim Scoutten endorses "gay cowboy trend" and Brokeback Mountain

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Posted: 2/16/2006 9:12:06 AM EDT

Just received this email from Shooting USA ....sad news indeed....

_________________

garandman -

We're running two shows this week that you might have seen, but probably didn't during the late night scheduling of the past months. Both shows may be new to you.

Shooting USA presents The Cowboy Mounted Shooting Nationals. It's riding and shooting in competition that is far and away the most exciting event you'll see in a rodeo ring.

Posted: 2/16/2006 9:14:16 AM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 2/16/2006 9:16:15 AM EDT

[#2]

3.. 2.. 1... til he sees this...

Posted: 2/16/2006 9:16:56 AM EDT

[#3]

Scoutten is gonna bust a cap in your ass!

Posted: 2/16/2006 9:17:02 AM EDT

[#4]

tag for aftermath.

Posted: 2/16/2006 9:18:32 AM EDT

[#5]

.

Posted: 2/16/2006 9:18:51 AM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 2/16/2006 9:19:19 AM EDT

[#7]

I just got this from Ammoman:

From: <[email protected]>
Sent: Thursday, February 16, 2006 1:17 PM
Subject: Garandman

Macman,

Garandman wants to join the ghey cowboy trend, do you know anyone who can "break him in"?

Eric

Sorry, don't know anyone.

Posted: 2/16/2006 9:20:27 AM EDT

[#8]

That's good news.....I'll finally get to wear my chaps!!!!!!

Posted: 2/16/2006 9:21:26 AM EDT

[#9]

tag

Posted: 2/16/2006 9:22:35 AM EDT

[#10]

hahahaha i bet he laughs his ass off and THEN busts a cap in his ass!!!

Posted: 2/16/2006 9:22:48 AM EDT

[#11]

I'm sure Jim washes his hands!

Posted: 2/16/2006 9:23:28 AM EDT

[#12]

I just got this from a gay cowboy:

From: <louiepooey@capmyass>
Sent: Thursday, February 16, 2006 1:17 PM
Subject: Garandman

Garandman gave me your e-mail address last night. Wanna play?

LouiePooey

Posted: 2/16/2006 9:26:01 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
That's good news.....I'll finally get to wear my chaps!!!!!!

Thank god I didn't get a visual on that one

Posted: 2/16/2006 9:28:59 AM EDT

[#14]

You are in deep kimchi.

Jim makes Chuck look like Dakota Fanning.

Posted: 2/16/2006 9:36:37 AM EDT

[#15]

So, what kinda "loads" are they shootin'???

Posted: 2/16/2006 9:41:50 AM EDT

[#16]

Ive seen Jim strangle men for less, you better watch your 6.

Posted: 2/16/2006 9:46:27 AM EDT

[#17]

We may see an new "volunteer" for that guy who can hit dimes with a long bow.

Posted: 2/16/2006 9:54:45 AM EDT

[#18]

Posted: 2/16/2006 10:03:56 AM EDT

[#19]

Don't ride bareback, you might catch teh AIDS

Posted: 2/16/2006 10:05:46 AM EDT

[#20]

There is no such thing as evolution.

Just a list of animals that Jim Scoutten has not yet killed using high quality Federal Premium ammunition.....

Posted: 2/16/2006 10:07:53 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
There is no such thing as evolution.

Just a list of animals that Jim Scoutten has not yet killed using high quality Federal Premium ammunition.....

What do you think that M1A collection of his is for. Each one is retired after killing 100 liberals or deer with it.

Posted: 2/16/2006 1:50:49 PM EDT

[#22]

IBJSBACIYA

Posted: 2/16/2006 1:53:47 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
IBJSBACIYA

In
Before
Jim
Scouten
Busts
A
Cap
In
Yo
Ass.

Posted: 2/16/2006 1:55:47 PM EDT

[#24]

tagged for the bitch slapping

Posted: 2/16/2006 1:56:32 PM EDT

[#25]

Finally, some action.

Posted: 2/16/2006 1:57:20 PM EDT

[#26]

What is this brokeback mountain movie everyone keeps talking about?
From what everyone posts, it has something to do with gay cowboys.
Is there some kind of plot beyond that? I have never heard of the film other than what is posted here about it but if thats all there is, gay cowboys, it sounds like gay porn.

Is it actually about something?
By any chance, does it have anything to do with eating pudding?

I dont follow TV or movies so I'm lost with a lot of these titles...but unless there is more to it than gay cowboys, I dont understand the popularity.

Posted: 2/16/2006 2:00:33 PM EDT

[#27]

Remember....shoot straight....and keep em' in Garandman!!!!

Posted: 2/16/2006 2:03:39 PM EDT

[#28]

Tag for the inevitable smackdown!

Posted: 2/16/2006 2:06:00 PM EDT

[#29]

Jim Scoutten's going to come into this thread and kick your ass so hard it will make Chuck Norris blush.

Posted: 2/16/2006 2:07:50 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Jim Scoutten's going to come into this thread and kick your ass so hard it will make Chuck Norris blush.

and Jack Bauer shiver!

Posted: 2/16/2006 2:09:06 PM EDT

[#31]

tagged for the Jim Scoutten beat down and cap-busting in ass...

Posted: 2/16/2006 2:13:24 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
What is this brokeback mountain movie everyone keeps talking about?
From what everyone posts, it has something to do with gay cowboys.
Is there some kind of plot beyond that? I have never heard of the film other than what is posted here about it but if thats all there is, gay cowboys, it sounds like gay porn.

Is it actually about something?
By any chance, does it have anything to do with eating pudding?

I dont follow TV or movies so I'm lost with a lot of these titles...but unless there is more to it than gay cowboys, I dont understand the popularity.

My wife drug me to it (I owed her big for something, and she used it as repayment), it's all about gay cowboys. It had to be the most boring movie I ever seen. It DID have pudding in it. That made me laugh harder then anything I ever saw... I was the only one... I owe her for that now.

Posted: 2/16/2006 2:14:31 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Jim Scoutten's going to come into this thread and kick your ass so hard it will make Chuck Norris blush.

Chuck Norris calls him "Sir."

Posted: 2/16/2006 2:15:23 PM EDT

[#34]

Posted: 2/16/2006 2:17:02 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
That's good news.....I'll finally get to wear my chaps!!!!!!

I was always suspicious of these stickers on trucks

ETA:

Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other

There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas;
There's many a young boy who feels things he don't comprehend.
Well small town don't like it when somebody falls between sexes,
No, small town don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men.

Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there's a feminine,
And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and clear.
Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women,
But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other â€”
What did you think those saddles and boots was about?
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his
brother,
Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out.

Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie,
And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night.
Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies,
But I'll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight:

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other â€”
That's why they wear leather, and Levi's and belts buckled tight.
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his
brother;
There's many a cowboy who's more like a lady at night.

Well there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper,
And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead:
When you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister
Don't mess with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other â€”
Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns;
There's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels towards his
brother;
There's many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he's done.

Posted: 2/16/2006 2:17:51 PM EDT

[#36]

tagged for the gore.

Posted: 2/16/2006 2:23:51 PM EDT

[#37]

edit because Im a super nice guy.

Posted: 2/16/2006 2:31:07 PM EDT

[#38]

Thanks for reminding me, Mudbug. My Willie Nelson tapes are adios.

Posted: 2/16/2006 2:41:18 PM EDT

[#39]

I can't wait to see how this goes so...

TAG!

Danny

Posted: 2/16/2006 2:44:00 PM EDT

[#40]

February 16, 2006

COLUMBIA, SC (AP) -- Columbia police are investigating after receiving reports of what eyewitnesses describe as a late model Corvette travelling at a high rate of speed on I-26 with a man tied to the front bumper.

The driver, who witnesses describe as a white male with brown hair, a moustache and wearing glasses, was heard repeatedly shouting, "Who's the bitch now, G-man?".

Police remain hopeful about catching the speeding Corvette after seeing evidence of fluid leaking from the front of the vehicle, but several officers we spoke to were uncertain whether the leak had originated in the car's engine compartment or from the reluctant passenger.

Police are asking the public who may spot the vehicle to keep their laughter to a minimum until they have safely pulled off the road.

Posted: 2/16/2006 3:15:17 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
February 16, 2006

COLUMBIA, SC (AP) -- Columbia police are investigating after receiving reports of what eyewitnesses describe as a late model Corvette travelling at a high rate of speed on I-26 with a man tied to the front bumper.

The driver, who witnesses describe as a white male with brown hair, a moustache and wearing glasses, was heard repeatedly shouting, "Who's the bitch now, G-man?".

Police remain hopeful about catching the speeding Corvette after seeing evidence of fluid leaking from the front of the vehicle, but several officers we spoke to were uncertain whether the leak had originated in the car's engine compartment or from the reluctant passenger.

Police are asking the public who may spot the vehicle to keep their laughter to a minimum until they have safely pulled off the road.

Posted: 2/16/2006 3:22:50 PM EDT

[#42]

~~JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!~~

Uh... what the other guys said

Hey Jim... GET SOME!!!

Posted: 2/16/2006 3:27:51 PM EDT

[#43]

Jim's going to go Dick Cheney on yo' ass.

- BG

Posted: 2/16/2006 3:28:57 PM EDT

[#44]

Walker told me I have AIDS.

Posted: 2/16/2006 3:37:40 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Jim Scoutten's going to come into this thread and kick your ass so hard it will make Chuck Norris blush.

and Jack Bauer shiver!

LMFAO!

Posted: 2/16/2006 4:44:48 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
February 16, 2006

COLUMBIA, SC (AP) -- Columbia police are investigating after receiving reports of what eyewitnesses describe as a late model Corvette travelling at a high rate of speed on I-26 with a man tied to the front bumper.

The driver, who witnesses describe as a white male with brown hair, a moustache and wearing glasses, was heard repeatedly shouting, "Who's the bitch now, G-man?".

Police remain hopeful about catching the speeding Corvette after seeing evidence of fluid leaking from the front of the vehicle, but several officers we spoke to were uncertain whether the leak had originated in the car's engine compartment or from the reluctant passenger.

Police are asking the public who may spot the vehicle to keep their laughter to a minimum until they have safely pulled off the road.

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.....well, unless yer me.

And that's a DARNED good description of the victim, I must say.

Posted: 2/16/2006 4:49:16 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
That's good news.....I'll finally get to wear my chaps!!!!!!

Don't see Brokeback Mountain with StonerStudent . . .
Don't see Brokeback Mountain with StonerStudent . . .
Don't see Brokeback Mountain with StonerStudent . . .

Posted: 2/16/2006 4:51:40 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
Just received this email from Shooting USA ....sad news indeed....

_________________

garandman -

Sheephearders ain't cowboys.

Besides, I'm sure the sheep are greatful for the lack of attention.

Oh, and that Willie guy ain't a cowboy, either.

Posted: 2/16/2006 4:55:54 PM EDT

[#49]

tag.
Its popcorn time

Posted: 2/16/2006 5:05:57 PM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
This just in....Jim Scoutten endorses "gay cowboy trend" and Brokeback Mountain

Just received this email from Shooting USA ....sad news indeed....
_________________

garandman -

We're running two shows this week that you might have seen, but probably didn't during the late night scheduling of the past months. Both shows may be new to you.

Shooting USA presents The Cowboy Mounted Shooting Nationals. It's riding and shooting in competition that is far and away the most exciting event you'll see in a rodeo ring.

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