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Posted: 9/19/2004 6:23:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2004 6:23:18 AM EDT by Balzac72]


Her face looks like it was partially spawned from John Kerry! She's got a tight bod, but come on! There are better looking women living around the block from me than this!
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 6:25:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2004 6:26:08 AM EDT by AvengeR15]
IT ISN'T A BEAUTY CONTEST, IT'S A SCHOLARSHIP PAGEANT YOU PIG!!

Link Posted: 9/19/2004 6:26:38 AM EDT
Remember, it's not a "beauty contest", it's who can blow the judges the best...
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 6:27:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Balzac72:





she does have a bit of an overbite... wonder how she eats soup?


then again I do have a couple of trees I want dropped on the property that she could get to gnawin' to...
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 6:29:00 AM EDT
a 6

no more.

but posibly less.


there were alot of 8's and up that lost.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 6:30:17 AM EDT
Surely we can find something better to represent our country ???


(oh, ... I'd hit it)
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 6:32:16 AM EDT
Ever notice how many scholarship pageant winners have nice racks?
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 6:33:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pdxshooter:
Remember, it's not a "beauty contest", it's who can blow the judges the best...




And how do you get "that" job?!





The judges job for all you werido's!
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 6:50:52 AM EDT

One thing you have to realize if Miss America is first and foremost a business. It's not a beauty pageant or a scholarship pageant unless it can make money. I heard an interview with the Miss Minnesota contestant who competed against Vanessa Williams. She said the buzz around the pageant was a black woman would win that year, it was only a matter of picking one. It's not always obvious, but many years you can guess which one will win simply by reading the news. Figure out which contestant will work to solve that years hot issue, family, disease, poverty, etc. So what was this years Miss America's issue?
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 6:52:20 AM EDT
No boobs and no hips.


Sgtar15
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 6:53:19 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 6:54:00 AM EDT
Maybe she looks better is a bathing suite.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:01:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BobP:
One thing you have to realize if Miss America is first and foremost a business. It's not a beauty pageant or a scholarship pageant unless it can make money. I heard an interview with the Miss Minnesota contestant who competed against Vanessa Williams. She said the buzz around the pageant was a black woman would win that year, it was only a matter of picking one. It's not always obvious, but many years you can guess which one will win simply by reading the news. Figure out which contestant will work to solve that years hot issue, family, disease, poverty, etc.



That is absolutely true. I worked as a photographer for a few "beauty" contests including Miss America, and I can tell you that their is nothing "beautiful" about it. Fake boobs, cock sucking , backstabing, etc. It turned me off to the beauty contest things afetr seeing all that. We don't wactch those kind of things at home.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:05:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DOA:

That is absolutely true. I worked as a photographer for a few "beauty" contests including Miss America, and I can tell you that their is nothing "beautiful" about it. Fake boobs, cock sucking , backstabing, etc. It turned me off to the beauty contest things afetr seeing all that. We don't wactch those kind of things at home.



Why? No freebies for you?
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:05:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RAMBOSKY:
Maybe she looks better is a bathing suite.




Doubt it.

Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:06:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pdxshooter:
Remember, it's not a "beauty contest", it's who can blow the judges the best...



Not with those teeth.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:07:53 AM EDT
you got to be kidding me....what a Horse Mouthed Pig!frickin Kerry Horse face and twist of Heinz in da' belly ACK!!!!
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:09:43 AM EDT
I'd bang it like a screen door in an Alabama hurricane. Some of you need to get out more.

Until you make a fair skills assessment of this chick, you shouldn't judge her looks. She probably can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:12:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Balzac72:

Why? No freebies for you?



No. Not when they found out I was working for a small media outlet and couldn't get them much exposure. I did get some action when I worked for the AVN awards a few years back though. Man, their are some strange freaks out there.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:20:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:23:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2004 7:30:05 AM EDT by nbjly]
Seeing as how I live in Alabama, I have to voice my support. Even if she's not that good looking.
But you have to go to the story on Fox News and check the pic of her in a bikini -
yup - I'd hit it all day everyday! http://www.foxnews.com/images/138650/0_23_miss_america_2005_3.jpg

Yea that would be Miss America
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:15:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Balzac72:

Her face looks like it was partially spawned from John Kerry! She's got a tight bod, but come on! There are better looking women living around the block from me than this!


I tuned in for about 2 minutes when they were weeding the field down to 5 women, saw that none of the five was particularly appealing, and continued to surf through the channels.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:20:30 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2004 8:25:40 AM EDT by GLOCKshooter]

Princess Katherine Harris at a Nuerenberg rally?
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:27:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2004 8:36:23 AM EDT by warlord]
Remember this, the Miss America Peagent is a business. It is owned by Donald Trump.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:32:28 AM EDT
Damn, some of you guys' are superficial!


Thanks for perpetuating the cycle.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:35:36 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:40:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By wildearp:
I'd bang it like a screen door in an Alabama hurricane. Some of you need to get out more.

Until you make a fair skills assessment of this chick, you shouldn't judge her looks. She probably can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.



Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:44:20 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:48:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:

Originally Posted By Balzac72:
www.foxnews.com/images/138650/0_24_miss_america_2005_4.jpg




she does have a bit of an overbite... wonder how she eats soup?


then again I do have a couple of trees I want dropped on the property that she could get to gnawin' to...



Well she is from Alabama



Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:48:48 AM EDT
She must have a rich daddy.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:56:55 AM EDT
Call me jaded, but...

aspiring doctor who put off medical school to compete for the Miss America crown = Got below a 20 on the MCAT, and wanted a killer CV that would be a lead pipe synch for med school.



Link Posted: 9/19/2004 9:05:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
No boobs ....
Sgtar15


I would take some small real ones over that of some of those freaks with the fake one. Some of the fakes one look down right nasty.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 9:08:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2004 9:08:50 AM EDT by MT_Pockets]
I think she could peck corn with that nose.

Luck it wasn't a beauty pageant!

MT
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 9:16:27 AM EDT
Shes a hottie, I'd hit it...and so would everyone of you! Stop lieing.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 9:35:25 AM EDT
I'd still hit it for hours on end.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 9:43:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wave:
I'd hit it



Yeah boy!!
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 9:47:00 AM EDT
Looks like Carilla De Ville and John Kerry mated.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 9:47:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
Shes a hottie, I'd hit it...and so would everyone of you! Stop lieing.



no doubt that she is approved by the institute. a hottie yes.

its only that there were 49 others that were better looking and could have taken the title of Miss USA.

Link Posted: 9/19/2004 10:12:12 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2004 10:13:23 AM EDT by Dilbert_556]

Her face looks like it was partially spawned from John Kerry!


Yeah I see what you mean!!

Link Posted: 9/19/2004 12:10:28 PM EDT
My wife's a pageant director for our city so I am forced to watch this shit on occassion. The runner up to this girl was HOT. I'm not sure why she didn't win. The wife said it was that talent section that lost it for her. all I saw was this hot chick bouncing around.....

CBR

Link Posted: 9/19/2004 12:41:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:

Her face looks like it was partially spawned from John Kerry!


Yeah I see what you mean!!

tinypic.com/5a2id



Ahhhhhh my eyes, my eyes!


Actually, I think she's kinda cute. I'd hit it all day long, and twice on Sundays Now, if she can cook, clean, and likes guns, I would marry that
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 12:41:32 PM EDT
Miss Florida had it all over the winner in the looks dept, IMO:




Link Posted: 9/19/2004 12:43:55 PM EDT
I have lived in the Atlantic city area my whole life, by sister was involved in the pageant,,,,I have never watched it and could care less...it is bs... they are fakes trying to get somewhere...and there are better looking women on the beaches here...especailly thong beach in Margate.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 12:47:08 PM EDT
Miss America needs to eat a steak. Gross. Absolutely disgusting.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 12:50:15 PM EDT
Oh please!

I've seen a great many of you and most of us (including me) are NOTHING to write home about!
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 1:17:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By the:
Miss Florida had it all over the winner in the looks dept, IMO:



www.missamerica.org/compete2004/photos/one/full/je1.jpg
us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040914/capt.njmg10109140221.miss_america_prelims_njmg101.jpg



Her face in the second pic reminds me of Julie Andrews for some sick reason.

Danny
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 1:24:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2004 1:26:02 PM EDT by K-9]
looks like she smells something
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 1:26:50 PM EDT





I'd do her again.....
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 1:27:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2004 1:28:56 PM EDT by Happyshooter]
Being quite serious here, the new Miss America is not even a 6 out of 10 for looks. While her academic record looks fine, there were women with equal records who were much more attractive.



BTW: "Curing Childhood Cancer?"

WTF? Who is for cancer? How is running your mouth going to help that? Is there some lack of awareness that cancer is bad?
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