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Posted: 9/6/2005 11:29:35 AM EDT
What if during the storm surge........a baby whale got washed into NO? What would we do? How could it survive? Who would feed it? What does it's mommy think? What if a SUV runs over it? What if a hungry person ate it? The what ifs are mind boggling.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 11:30:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 11:32:11 AM EDT



Im sure sean penn would save it.


Link Posted: 9/6/2005 11:32:51 AM EDT
Most horrible?

Nope.

Above ground graves....

think zombies in the easy open can.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 11:33:38 AM EDT
I was thinking Zombies as in the 28 Days Later type zombies.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 11:34:03 AM EDT
What if Sean Penn's boat prop struck the poor thing???
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 11:34:48 AM EDT
Looters would've got it.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 11:36:31 AM EDT
Those looters will make whale oil lamps and fat-back out of that little beast.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 11:37:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2005 11:38:20 AM EDT by StinkFoot]
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 11:39:33 AM EDT
That's easy. PETA would blame Bush for the whales misfortune.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 11:45:50 AM EDT
I just hope Sean finds him before the gators do.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 11:48:25 AM EDT
SAVE THE WHite mALES
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 1:36:51 PM EDT
WHat if it was a big whale that ate people as it swam around NO...........
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 1:39:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2005 1:39:29 PM EDT by DK-Prof]

Originally Posted By 10mmFan:
What if a hungry person ate it?



"A" hungry person ate it?

That would have to be one really, really hungry person !!!
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 1:50:07 PM EDT

Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.

And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale any more.

This is a complete record of its thoughts from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it.

Ah ... ! What's happening? it thought.

Er, excuse me, who am I?

Hello?

Why am I here? What's my purpose in life?

What do I mean by who am I?

Calm down, get a grip now ... oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It's a sort of ... yawning, tingling sensation in my ... my ... well I suppose I'd better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let's call it my stomach.

Good. Ooooh, it's getting quite strong. And hey, what's about this whistling roaring sound going past what I'm suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that ... wind! Is that a good name? It'll do ... perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I've found out what it's for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What's this thing? This ... let's call it a tail - yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can't I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn't seem to achieve very much but I'll probably find out what it's for later on. Now - have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?

No.

Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I'm quite dizzy with anticipation ...

Or is it the wind?

There really is a lot of that now isn't it?

And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like ... ow ... ound ... round ... ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.


Link Posted: 9/6/2005 1:54:48 PM EDT
I read a report that a 3' shark had been sluiced thru one of the breaks in the levees. I had hoped it would find the survivors of the POS Pennafore disaster and there would be a repeat of the USS Indianapolis. Alas, it didn't happen. Perhaps it is still out there, lurking, waiting for the next Hollyweirdite to come along. DADA.DADA.DADADADADADADA.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 1:56:00 PM EDT
I've seen a few down there that could make a Dagwood sammich out of a baby whale and have moma for dessert.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 2:01:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Phil_A_Steen:

Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.

And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale any more.

This is a complete record of its thoughts from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it.

Ah ... ! What's happening? it thought.

Er, excuse me, who am I?

Hello?

Why am I here? What's my purpose in life?

What do I mean by who am I?

Calm down, get a grip now ... oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It's a sort of ... yawning, tingling sensation in my ... my ... well I suppose I'd better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let's call it my stomach.

Good. Ooooh, it's getting quite strong. And hey, what's about this whistling roaring sound going past what I'm suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that ... wind! Is that a good name? It'll do ... perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I've found out what it's for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What's this thing? This ... let's call it a tail - yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can't I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn't seem to achieve very much but I'll probably find out what it's for later on. Now - have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?

No.

Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I'm quite dizzy with anticipation ...

Or is it the wind?

There really is a lot of that now isn't it?

And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like ... ow ... ound ... round ... ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.





Just think, some people in NO could have been saved if they just used their towels to hitch a ride.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 2:02:50 PM EDT
The whale would take priority over all other issues
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 2:09:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 2:11:24 PM EDT
What if a pack of a hundred angry sharks got washed into and stuck in NO, and fed on the looters wading through the waters? That would be sweet.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 2:25:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 10mmFan:
What if during the storm surge........a baby whale got washed into NO? What would we do? How could it survive? Who would feed it? What does it's mommy think? What if a SUV runs over it? What if a hungry person ate it? The what ifs are mind boggling.



It would make Geraldo cry ....
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 2:27:03 PM EDT
I'd hit it like a baby seal.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 2:28:17 PM EDT
But what if it were a Zombie Whale?





Link Posted: 9/6/2005 3:51:59 PM EDT
Sometimes I wonder if topics like this are created by people that have been smokin' weed
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 4:39:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By 10mmFan:
What if a hungry person ate it?



"A" hungry person ate it?

That would have to be one really, really hungry person !!!



Well, Oprah was in NO.....


Link Posted: 9/6/2005 4:42:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TacticalPenguin:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By 10mmFan:
What if a hungry person ate it?



"A" hungry person ate it?

That would have to be one really, really hungry person !!!



Well, Oprah was in NO.....







I've heard a lot of things said about Oprah, but never that she was a cannibal.



Link Posted: 9/6/2005 4:42:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gunner1X:
I'd hit it like a baby seal.



Club Seals NOT Sandwiches!



Link Posted: 9/6/2005 4:43:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By StinkFoot:
BOOM!

perp.com/whale/




My favorite explosion film
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 4:45:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 10mmFan:
What if during the storm surge........a baby whale got washed into NO? What would we do? How could it survive? Who would feed it? What does it's mommy think? What if a SUV runs over it? What if a hungry person ate it? The what ifs are mind boggling.



Question: What kind of weed is that?
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 6:55:43 PM EDT
Weed? Hmmmm.....we're talking about whales here....sperm types......lantern fuel.....blubber.....all kinds of ugly shit hanging and growing on them.
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 7:00:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 7:00:38 PM EDT
it would smell really bad
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 7:02:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 10mmFan:
What if during the storm surge........a baby whale got washed into NO? What would we do? How could it survive? Who would feed it? What does it's mommy think? What if a SUV runs over it? What if a hungry person ate it? The what ifs are mind boggling.



what if it was rapped by crazed cracksoaked gangbangers while geraldo pleaded helplessy on fox and friends to no avail whilst all the time it squeeled like a 50 ton pig?
Link Posted: 9/6/2005 7:03:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2005 7:04:19 PM EDT by st0newall]
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