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Posted: 8/24/2002 6:18:13 AM EDT
THE YEAR 2035 Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035: [list] [*]Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.[/*] [*]White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the California's third language.[/*] [*]Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops & livestock.[/*] [*]Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.[/*] [*]Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.[/*] [*]Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory Of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria,and Lebanon.)[/*] [*]Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.[/*] [*]Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.[/*] [*]George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.[/*] [*]35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.[/*] [*]Texas executes last remaining citizen.[/*] [*]Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.[/*] [*]Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.[/*] [*]Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.[/*] [*]New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screw-drivers and baseball bats must be registered by January 2036.[/*] [/list]
Link Posted: 8/25/2002 6:01:38 PM EDT
Funny. But sadly, I think you are very close on some of them. [:(]
Link Posted: 8/25/2002 6:54:03 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/25/2002 7:12:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/25/2002 7:14:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 7IDL: [*]Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.[/*] [/list]
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Hell, I had that happen like 3 months ago. I must be a beta tester then Keving67
Link Posted: 8/25/2002 9:20:49 PM EDT
Newspaper? Ya mean that will still be paper? I like these kind of topics.... (But I can't think of anything right now....)
Link Posted: 8/25/2002 10:06:17 PM EDT
Year 2035 [list] [*]China to reach 4.5 Billion people next year[/*] [*]NASA receives more data from 1970's Voyager; scientists stumped[/*] [*]International Space Station lost power for 30 minutes; Former Vice President Al Gore left in dark[/*] [*]US Navy plans to retire all Sea Wolf class sub despite turmoil at seas; "Sea Quest" type sub rumored at sea[/*] [*]Missing Presidential files found while AK Governor mansion being remodeled: Clinton Case files reopened[/*] [*]Former President Bill Clinton announces he will move to Russia for his retirement[/*] [*]United Nations files protest against US: Add UN list of astronauts to Mars mission or else[/*] [*]Military Analysts from France charges US has "space battleship" in orbit; US denies charges[/*] [*]China backs down-Taiwan safe; though no US military assets were in area[/*] [*]Survivors of the Atlantic fishing ship say huge US sub aided; US denies subs were in area[/*] [*]People's Republic of California mourn death of Supreme Governor Gray Davis; doctors executed[/*] [/list]
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