A woman meets a man in a bar.

They talk; they connect; they end

up leaving together

They get back to his place

and as he shows her around his

apartment.

She notices that one wall of his

bedroom is

completely filled with soft, sweet,

cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the

bedroom,

with hundreds and hundreds of cute,

cuddly teddy bears carefully placed

in rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken

quite some time to lovingly arrange them

and she was immediately touched

by the amount of thought he had

put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along

the bottom shelf,

medium-sized bears covering the

length of the middle shelf,

and huge, enormous bears running

all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an

obviously masculine guy

to have such a large collection of

Teddy Bears,

She is quite impressed by his

sensitive side.

but doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and

continue talking and,

after awhile, she finds herself

thinking,

'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy

could be the one!

Maybe he could be the future

father of my children?'

She turns to him and kisses him

lightly on the lips

He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion

builds,

and he romantically lifts her in

his arms and carries her into his bedroom

where they rip off each other's

clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she

responds with more passion,

more creativity, more heat than she

has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night

of raw passion with this sensitive guy,

they are lying there together in

the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently

strokes his chest and asks coyly,

'Well,how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her,


strokes her cheek,

looks deeply into her eyes,

and says:


'Help yourself to any prize

from the middle shelf'

Damn!

You are not relateing this as a personal experience are you? j/k

Quoted: You are not relateing this as a personal experience are you? j/k

BWAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!  




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LOL...that ain't right!

Quoted: LOL...that ain't right!

Thought you might get a kick out of it.

nice one, I didn't see it coming!

that was pretty good, didn't figure it out till the end

That there, was funny. (Terry Bradshaw voice off)

Bump for the night crew.

good stuff!

maybe I could try that

Good one.

Excellent!

I don't get it.

Who the hell has been snooping in my room?!!??!  

Thanks CC I needed that!

Where does one buy stuffed bears?

good one!

Thanks for a real good laugh.

Only the middle shelf.  Damn.

For $5 can you try again for top shelf?