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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:36:25 AM EDT
THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted
in terrorists.

The implant is specifically
designed to be installed in the forehead.

When
properly installed, it will allow the implantee to speak to God.





 









It comes in various
sizes:










The exact size of the implant will be selected by a
well-trained and highly-skilled technician.

The implant may or may
not be painless.

Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are
temporary.




Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection
site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
 
Best
regards,
 











 
 
 
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