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Posted: 4/18/2008 4:18:44 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/18/2008 4:25:13 PM EST by PreBanPatry]
Alright, I'm bored tonight, so:

Scientists find that a solar flare or some other nerd-stuff is headed at us and it will instantly end all life everywhere on earth. In, oh, lets say 7 days. since it's my scenario let's say the proof is pretty self explanatory and no one doubts or disbelives it, we're all gonna die in 7 days.


what do you think the global reaction would be?

the only thing for sure is that arfcom will go down 5 minutes after the announcement from the resulting threads and DUPE!!! posts.

Link Posted: 4/18/2008 4:21:00 PM EST
Lots and lots of sex.

Link Posted: 4/18/2008 4:21:20 PM EST
I would do what the goverment men told me to do. They always have the right answers durring an emergency.
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 4:21:54 PM EST

Looting on an unprecedented scale. I would get drunk and go out and get laid with as many women I can afford.
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 4:22:07 PM EST
I think we might see some absenteeism at work. Just a guess.
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 4:22:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
Lots and lots of sex.



Yup. Wall to wall sex in the streets.
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 4:22:30 PM EST
I leave this place to go have sex with my sister in law who has some pretty titties.
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 4:22:46 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/18/2008 4:23:27 PM EST by 37NAU]
Lots of BLADING and SCREAMING DISENGAGE! DISENGAGE! DISENGAGE!
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 4:23:01 PM EST
I think my goal for the next 7 days would be to try to find an avatar that looks like Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket wearing ear protection and a camo ball cap.
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 4:30:47 PM EST
If it's for real, the people that just rented the room next to us would be in for a very bad day.
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 4:31:16 PM EST
Home depot will have a run on shovels and there will be a lot of digging.
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 4:32:21 PM EST

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
Lots and lots of sex.



Link Posted: 4/18/2008 4:33:21 PM EST
I voted for Bruce Willis to save the day, as I am too lazy to do it myself.
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 4:33:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/18/2008 4:36:42 PM EST by ultramagbrion]
Sex,drugs,and rock-n-roll baybee

ETA......seriously,Id drive to Alabama to try and meet someone.............
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 4:35:38 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 4:39:02 PM EST
7 days ha?

open the vault

guns

cigars

scotch­

family

food ( high calorie stuff)

Not necessarily in that order

Oh, and I would try and round up smoe MJ and give that a shot.
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 4:40:41 PM EST
There's a few people in this world that I'd ensure that they wouldn't make it to day 7.
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 4:44:13 PM EST
I'd turn off my alarm clock and sleep until noon.
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 4:47:55 PM EST
I probably wouldn't go into work.
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 4:52:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By 37NAU:
Lots of BLADING and SCREAMING DISENGAGE! DISENGAGE! DISENGAGE!



Link Posted: 4/18/2008 4:54:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By TC6969:
I would load a few guns and start working on my list.


+1

Link Posted: 4/18/2008 4:56:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By TC6969:
I would load a few guns and start working on my list.






amen brother!

amen!
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 5:00:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By 37NAU:
Lots of BLADING and SCREAMING DISENGAGE! DISENGAGE! DISENGAGE!


That is some funny stuff there bro
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 5:08:27 PM EST
Can't wait!
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 5:10:01 PM EST
I would call in sick and sleep in. Then I would go do things that would be against the COC to mention.
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 5:11:19 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/18/2008 5:13:04 PM EST by bryan0928]
I would raid alcohol from all the local stores, buy some Mary Jane, and invite all of my friends over for my end of the world party. We would have seven days of good times on the way out.

ETA: hell, throw in some coke and ex...it is the end of the world isn't it?
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 5:14:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By DragoMuseveni:

Originally Posted By TC6969:
I would load a few guns and start working on my list.


+1



+2
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 5:14:45 PM EST
World wide Gang Bang



Link Posted: 4/18/2008 7:44:35 PM EST
Yeah dude the SF is going to cream their pants on that one!
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 7:46:35 PM EST
lots of sex with lots of random people..
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 7:49:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By TC6969:
I would load a few guns and start working on my list.


FTW
Link Posted: 4/19/2008 3:55:22 PM EST
i would post all the stuff here i wanted to say but couldnt due to CoC
Link Posted: 4/19/2008 4:00:26 PM EST
If the world was ending in 7 days and the .gov knew about it, you can bet your ass that... YOU WILL NEVER HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT IT...

Link Posted: 4/19/2008 4:02:31 PM EST
Total, utter chaos. The human race would suffer a final psychotic break and go 100% batshit violently insane.
Link Posted: 4/19/2008 4:02:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By buckmaw:
If the world was ending in 7 days and the .gov knew about it, you can bet your ass that... YOU WILL NEVER HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT IT...



...but then...how do we know when to start the orgy?
Link Posted: 4/19/2008 4:04:50 PM EST
I would hole up in my bunker and watch streaming video of the end on Subnet's CalamityCam.
Link Posted: 4/19/2008 4:06:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By Merrell:
I would hole up in my bunker and watch streaming video of the end on Subnet's CalamityCam.


Subbys building another workbench before the end?
Link Posted: 4/19/2008 4:08:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/19/2008 4:12:02 PM EST by Blue_Monkey]

Originally Posted By 37NAU:
Lots of BLADING and SCREAMING DISENGAGE! DISENGAGE! DISENGAGE!



Good times!



ETA: "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"
Link Posted: 4/19/2008 4:44:55 PM EST
A lot of self-professed "tough guys" will have all their nice shit taken away.
Link Posted: 4/19/2008 4:49:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By AcidGambit:
A lot of self-professed "tough guys" will have all their nice shit taken away.


why? I would think theft of anything but liqour, drugs and, unfortnely, pie would decrease pretty dramaticly.
Link Posted: 4/19/2008 4:51:52 PM EST
SURPRISE! BUTTSECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 4/19/2008 6:02:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By 37NAU:
Lots of BLADING and SCREAMING DISENGAGE! DISENGAGE! DISENGAGE!


classic.
Link Posted: 4/19/2008 6:08:06 PM EST
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