If we have any musician's around, somebody needs to record this and put it up for download.




What's goin' down at ARFCOM?
Yo, what's goin' down at ARFCOM?

We got Al Pacino and the gun from HEAT,
And ya know Chuck Norris just cain't be beat,
Before you get an AR or AK you gotta swear the oath,
If you got the money you gotta get both

GD is where all the weirdoes play,
And every poll has the option "Cyanide is gay",
You think your gun is awesome but you wanna have proof?
Just go read the Box O' troof

And all the Monrovian boys go JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP
With the lifevests and duct tape on,
That's what happenin' at ARFCOM

We got grown men who play with dolls,
Threads all full of DU trolls,
Ol' Ted Nugent is our patron saint,
And Osama bin Laden can lick my taint

Hey, the Frige wants his name spelled right,
You know EdSr. and his boys are tight,
They're closin' threads for mockin' Islam,
But it's okay to bash Christians and Fox's mom

And all the range boys go BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP
Fire their AR's with all the cool crap tacked on,
That's what happenin' at ARFCOM

Threads about Lootie are a real trip,
And then some jerk says "buy a membership!"
You got six dupes about movealong's blog,
And there's four people askin' "did he shoot the dog?"

Then there's threads about Olympic runners,
And three guys posin' as space shuttle door gunners,
Zombies invadin' your house at night,
And six arguments about the best tac light

And all the bitter guys go DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP
That stupid witch before your house and money are gone,
That's what's goin' down at ARFCOM

Everybody has just a twenny-two and thurty-eight,
Hey guys, Red Dawn is on at eight!
Something's wrong with McUzi's brain,
'cause you know you can't bring fire on a plane

Ghost stories and N'awlin's threads all abound,
Stale e-mail jokes that keep gettin' passed around,
And in every thread somebody gets quotey,
'bout the only one pro-feshunal 'nuff to handle Glock fotey

And all the airsofters go BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP
Fire underwater all day long,
That's what's goin' down at ARFCOM

Three stories about a guy who shot his own hand,
Ten liberal trolls about to get banned,
Don't mess with cigars and stay off the grass,
Or somebody's goin' Vader on your candy ass

Five threads titled "whatcha drinkin' tonight?"
And everybody's got full-auto and tannerite,
The survival forum guys aren't really crazy,
They just think the average joe is pathetically lazy

And all the fiddy-cent ho's are goin' JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP
With their Birdman sights on,
That's your average day at ARFCOM

Yeah, that's your average day at ARFCOM
That's what goin' down at ARFCOM

Okay, I have a dancing banana and a bouncing green blob. That's good, right?

Better than 95% of existing rap.

Quoted: Better than 95% 99.9999999999999999% of existing rap.

Fixed it for you.

he left out squatdog.

Foshizzle my nizzle

Quoted: he left out squatdog.

I left out a lot of things. I wanted a simple song, not the freakin' Ballad of the White Horse.

Word up.

YO!

TRUE DAT !

Thats Skraight!

Better than most Rap too!

Quoted: Quoted: Better than 95% 99.9999999999999999% of existing rap. Fixed it for you.

Thanks, my mistake.

Quoted:

+1

btt - such a work of art shouldn't be allowed to fade into obscurity - at least not before the Friday night drinking threads start up.

dat shit is crunk, least fo a new school balla wif no fuzz on hiz nutz

YEAH!!

The survival forum guys aren't really crazy, They just think the average joe is pathetically lazy

Thank you!

Quoted: The survival forum guys aren't really crazy, They just think the average joe is pathetically lazy Thank you!

Hey, I hang out there a lot too.

Quoted: Quoted: The survival forum guys aren't really crazy, They just think the average joe is pathetically lazy Thank you! Hey, I hang out there a lot too.

Oh I know - I was giving you props for mentioning us!
You oughta come into SF chat sometime - its wild.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: The survival forum guys aren't really crazy, They just think the average joe is pathetically lazy Thank you! Hey, I hang out there a lot too. Oh I know - I was giving you props for mentioning us! You oughta come into SF chat sometime - its wild.

I would, if the chat functioned worked for me.