From an e-mail my wife just passed me.


A major network is showing "Survivor 2" this winter.   In response, Texas is
planning "Survivor, Texas Style."

The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco,   Austin, San
Antonio, down to Houston and
Brownsville.  They will  proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to
Midland/Odessa, up   to Lubbock and Amarillo. From  there
they proceed to Wichita Falls, and  on to Ft. Worth and back to Dallas.  Each
will be driving a pink Volvo, with a bumper sticker
reads: "I'm  gay, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.

[b]I think the last one would get by far the largest "real" reaction.[/b]