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Posted: 10/15/2004 3:28:16 AM EST
Anyone game for a story like the one in GD - with FEWER zombies?

Rules: 30 words or less and you can participate as often as you like, but not following your own post.

I'll start...

"While at a shooting event, a giant dust cloud appears in the eastern sky. Rumor has it that Washington has been nuked. Sigziggy comes from the parking area and says, '
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 7:51:22 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 9:03:33 AM EST
Fearing for her safety, she loads up her truck and heads to the Hun Farm. When she arrives, ILL and TRG come running up to the gate wearing...
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 9:29:37 AM EST
BDUs and tiaras. Shaking her head, SigZiggy opens her mouth to speak when suddenly, out of the blue.......
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 10:32:37 AM EST
a bunch of shooters from the competition show up. "What happened?" asked...
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 3:30:31 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/16/2004 3:16:01 PM EST by Green_Ammo_223]
some guy.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 3:44:51 PM EST
As sigzig passes out from the overall weirdness, Eric the Hun himself walks up and says...
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 12:17:09 PM EST
"Wheres all the guys who wanted me in a carnal way?"
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 12:49:27 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 1:43:13 PM EST
SigZiggy recovers from her fainting spell and falls back to her training as a Ninja, and without a word, quickly proceeds to string up Eric the Hun like she did those two poor piggies when she went piggy huntin', and is about to gut poor Eric hanging upside down, pitifully flailing away, when suddenly a guy carrying a Ruger 10/22 and a .38 walks up and says...
Link Posted: 10/17/2004 1:44:23 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/17/2004 1:47:37 PM EST by daydreamer]
"Eric, do you have a shortwave radio around here?" Eric nods, but refuses to tell where it, the MREs, lanterns, and other provisions are until SigZiggy cuts him loose.

(edited because someone beat me to the punch)
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 9:52:55 PM EST
BTT
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 8:41:45 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/19/2004 8:56:26 AM EST by Persephone]
Just as Sig cuts ETH loose, Wedge walks by wearing nothing but a huge A sign that says:


NOW THAT WAS A TRAP!


on one side and:

EAT AT ACKBAR'S

Property of ACME Inc


on the other.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:13:06 AM EST
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[Last Edit: 10/19/2004 10:03:14 AM EST by wedge1082]
Someone mention a trap?

edit to ask - Is that one of those signs that you can see the side of the person wearing it?

If so and that is all I am wearing....
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 10:10:18 AM EST
Yes. But you are pretty well covered - all we can see the dimples on the sides of your butt. The annoying part is that every time you take a step the back of the sign hits you in the bumm making an awful "thwap, thwap" sound. I really wish you'd go get dressed in something more appropriate for this SHTF situation.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 10:13:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By Persephone:
Yes. But you are pretty well covered - all we can see the dimples on the sides of your butt. The annoying part is that every time you take a step the back of the sign hits you in the bumm making an awful "thwap, thwap" sound. I really wish you'd go get dressed in something more appropriate for this SHTF situation.



I figure that natural is the way to go in a SHTF situation.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 1:13:43 PM EST
and then everyone went back home. THE END.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 1:29:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By daydreamer:
and then everyone went back home. THE END.





sorry!

sincerely,
The thread killer.

Link Posted: 10/20/2004 3:13:49 PM EST
You are NOT a threadkiller. It was rough from the beginning. Not as much traffic; I probably named it poorly, too.
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