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Posted: 6/2/2008 9:38:11 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 9:39:17 AM EST
Home made silencer??
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 9:39:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Monday, June 02, 2008

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The Daily Telegraph


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It was not clear how the man's situation arose.

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Love that sentence.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 9:40:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By tony555:
Home made silencer??


That baffles me.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 9:40:38 AM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By tony555:
Home made silencer??


That baffles me.


Link Posted: 6/2/2008 9:41:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By tony555:
Home made silencer??

Link Posted: 6/2/2008 9:42:30 AM EST
Using fire brigade equipment? Did they shove a firehose up his ass?
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 9:44:17 AM EST
Guys, guys, this sentence suggest the washers were stuck on his johnson:


A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 9:46:10 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/2/2008 9:46:28 AM EST by peekay]
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Link Posted: 6/2/2008 9:46:30 AM EST
"I fell down on them".



Link Posted: 6/2/2008 9:48:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By CWO:
"I fell down on them".



One in a million shot doc!
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 9:52:36 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/2/2008 9:54:10 AM EST by DienBienPhu54]

Originally Posted By GarandM1:
Guys, guys, this sentence suggest the washers were stuck on his johnson:


A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.




sounds like he was trying to lengthen his Johnson via metal rings? like these?

Link Posted: 6/2/2008 9:53:17 AM EST
What a genius.

Dusty_C, why would someone do this?
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 9:54:49 AM EST
This thread is worthless better without pics.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 9:55:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By tony555:
Home made silencer??


That baffles me.


Link Posted: 6/2/2008 9:58:25 AM EST


I'd hit it.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:00:28 AM EST
Shoulda dunked his ass in cold water. That always makes the package draw up.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:01:34 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:03:05 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/2/2008 10:07:47 AM EST by Alien]
It's a fucking news article. You'd think they could simply say "penis." I was confused at first and thought they removed them from his ass.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:04:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By Alien:
It's a fucking news article. You'd think they could simply say "penis." I was confused at first and thought they removed him from his ass.



Quoted to save funny typo.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:08:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By Alien:
It's a fucking news article. You'd think they could simply say "penis." I was confused at first and thought they removed him from his ass.


Hey that's what I thought as well but then again I don't speak Australian.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:09:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By Cypher214:

Originally Posted By Alien:
It's a fucking news article. You'd think they could simply say "penis." I was confused at first and thought they removed him from his ass.



Quoted to save funny typo.


Oops! I find myself making homonymish typos more and more lately. I think I'm getting dumber.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:18:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Monday, June 02, 2008

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The Daily Telegraph


Hazardous Hardware?
An Australian man was operated on in Hornsby Hospital in Berowra Sunday where surgeons removed 16 stainless steel washers from "down under," The Daily Telegraph reports.

Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3 a.m. Berowra is a suburb of northern Sydney in the state of New South Wales, Australia.

It was not clear how the man's situation arose.

Fire rescue officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers, before the man was taken into an operating room about 4.30 a.m.

Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment.

A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.

The man was in a satisfactory condition.

It is believed the only lasting damage may be to his pride.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,361604,00.html






I would NOT attempt to 'fix' the problem, the only thing he'd be getting from me is a ride to the ER.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:22:41 AM EST
some guys will stick their pecker in anything.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:37:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By Alien:
It's a fucking news article. You'd think they could simply say "penis." I was confused at first and thought they removed them from his ass.


Me too. I was trying to figure out why anyone would put washers up their ass, except maybe to screw with a metal detector or something.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:43:58 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:46:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
What a genius.

Dusty_C, why would someone do this?


Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:48:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By Ras_Thavas:

Originally Posted By Alien:
It's a fucking news article. You'd think they could simply say "penis." I was confused at first and thought they removed them from his ass.


Me too. I was trying to figure out why anyone would put washers up their ass, except maybe to screw with a metal detector or something.


I figured they were up his ass too, except I was wondering why it took so much effort to get them out. Washers should just pass, I'd think. I was also very as to why an EMS team would try to remove impacted foreign objects.

But yeah, he was using them as makeshift cock-rings, which explains the attempt to use ring cutters.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:49:18 AM EST
I heard Boortz talking about this.

I thought he had them up is ass but when I hear Neal read this part.



A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.


Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:50:23 AM EST
It is all fun and games until EMTs have to use a Dremel tool to cut the washers off your wang.

Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:57:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By Cheesebeast:
It is all fun and games until EMTs have to use a Dremel tool to cut the washers off your wang.



Better have a good heat sink. I cut a 1/4 bit of stainless steel bar stock this weekend and it got freaking hot. Now imagine that heat conducted straight to your penis.

Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:57:28 AM EST
JAWS OF LIFE MORE THEN A DREMIL, ME THINKS. I`D HIT THE RING NECK CHICK TOO.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 10:59:29 AM EST
a little math:

assume 1/8" thickness for each washer.

16 rings x.125" = 2"

looks like he needs all the help he could get .
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 11:00:25 AM EST
He should have just jumped in the pool.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 11:01:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By My-Name-Is-John:
a little math:

assume 1/8" thickness for each washer.

16 rings x.125" = 2"

looks like he needs all the help he could get .


Sounds like he may also have a girth problem too, there, ya know?

Link Posted: 6/2/2008 11:02:08 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/2/2008 11:03:26 AM EST by Squigglez]

Originally Posted By DienBienPhu54:

Originally Posted By GarandM1:
Guys, guys, this sentence suggest the washers were stuck on his johnson:


A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.


www.fathom.com/course/21701788/21701788_neck.jpg

sounds like he was trying to lengthen his Johnson via metal rings? like these?





ETA: He tried to make a vagina out of washers lulz

Link Posted: 6/2/2008 11:05:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By GarandM1:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Monday, June 02, 2008

E-Mail Print Share:

The Daily Telegraph


snip

It was not clear how the man's situation arose.

snip




Love that sentence.


I didn't catch that until you said it.

That reminds me of a line in a Sean Connery James Bond movie (I forget which one, it may have been Goldfinger) where Bond is in bed with some girl, and Q calls him with a mission. While snuggling, Bond says, "I can't, something big just came up." Without thinking, I said, "Or at least he thinks so."
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 11:06:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By GonzoAR15-1:

Originally Posted By My-Name-Is-John:
a little math:

assume 1/8" thickness for each washer.

16 rings x.125" = 2"

looks like he needs all the help he could get .


Sounds like he may also have a girth problem too, there, ya know?



Never used one myself, but I believe the point of the cock-ring is to keep blood trapped in the penis and prevent loss of erection. It's not for a direct increase in size.
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 11:44:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By Kylaer_:

Originally Posted By GonzoAR15-1:

Originally Posted By My-Name-Is-John:
a little math:

assume 1/8" thickness for each washer.

16 rings x.125" = 2"

looks like he needs all the help he could get .


Sounds like he may also have a girth problem too, there, ya know?



Never used one myself, but I believe the point of the cock-ring is to keep blood trapped in the penis and prevent loss of erection. It's not for a direct increase in size.


Please tell me you didn't overhear that in a hardware store...
Link Posted: 6/2/2008 11:48:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By tony555:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By tony555:
Home made silencer??


That baffles me.




zing and zinger
Link Posted: 6/3/2008 9:57:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By Big_Bear:

Originally Posted By Alien:
It's a fucking news article. You'd think they could simply say "penis." I was confused at first and thought they removed them from his ass.

That's what I thought too. Apparently, "Nether region" and "down under" are Aussie-speak for "penis."

I was really confused. I read "Nether Region" and thought they got the washers from Holland. (no offense, DK-Prof)



Link Posted: 6/3/2008 10:19:08 AM EST
Who needs reality TV?

People do weird shit!

It's "Idiocracy"!
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