

Posted: 6/2/2008 10:38:11 AM EDT
Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Monday, June 02, 2008 E-Mail Print Share: The Daily Telegraph Hazardous Hardware? An Australian man was operated on in Hornsby Hospital in Berowra Sunday where surgeons removed 16 stainless steel washers from "down under," The Daily Telegraph reports. Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3 a.m. Berowra is a suburb of northern Sydney in the state of New South Wales, Australia. It was not clear how the man's situation arose. Fire rescue officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers, before the man was taken into an operating room about 4.30 a.m. Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment. A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers. The man was in a satisfactory condition. It is believed the only lasting damage may be to his pride. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,361604,00.html ![]() |
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Love that sentence. ![]() |
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Using fire brigade equipment? Did they shove a firehose up his ass?
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Guys, guys, this sentence suggest the washers were stuck on his johnson:
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Shoulda dunked his ass in cold water. That always makes the package draw up.
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It's a fucking news article. You'd think they could simply say "penis." I was confused at first and thought they removed them from his ass.
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Quoted to save funny typo. |
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Hey that's what I thought as well but then again I don't speak Australian. ![]() |
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Oops! I find myself making homonymish typos more and more lately. I think I'm getting dumber. |
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I would NOT attempt to 'fix' the problem, the only thing he'd be getting from me is a ride to the ER. |
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Me too. I was trying to figure out why anyone would put washers up their ass, except maybe to screw with a metal detector or something. |
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That's what I thought too. Apparently, "Nether region" and "down under" are Aussie-speak for "penis." |
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I figured they were up his ass too, except I was wondering why it took so much effort to get them out. Washers should just pass, I'd think. I was also very ![]() But yeah, he was using them as makeshift cock-rings, which explains the attempt to use ring cutters. |
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I heard Boortz talking about this.
I thought he had them up is ass but when I hear Neal read this part. ![]()
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It is all fun and games until EMTs have to use a Dremel tool to cut the washers off your wang.
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Better have a good heat sink. I cut a 1/4 bit of stainless steel bar stock this weekend and it got freaking hot. Now imagine that heat conducted straight to your penis. |
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JAWS OF LIFE MORE THEN A DREMIL, ME THINKS. I`D HIT THE RING NECK CHICK TOO.
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a little math:
assume 1/8" thickness for each washer. 16 rings x.125" = 2" looks like he needs all the help he could get ![]() |
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Sounds like he may also have a girth problem too, there, ya know? |
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ETA: He tried to make a vagina out of washers lulz |
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I didn't catch that until you said it. That reminds me of a line in a Sean Connery James Bond movie (I forget which one, it may have been Goldfinger) where Bond is in bed with some girl, and Q calls him with a mission. While snuggling, Bond says, "I can't, something big just came up." Without thinking, I said, "Or at least he thinks so." |
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Never used one myself, but I believe the point of the cock-ring is to keep blood trapped in the penis and prevent loss of erection. It's not for a direct increase in size. |
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Please tell me you didn't overhear that in a hardware store... |
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zing and zinger ![]() |
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I was really confused. I read "Nether Region" and thought they got the washers from Holland. (no offense, DK-Prof) ![]() |
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