Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'

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Posted: 6/2/2008 10:38:11 AM EDT

Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Monday, June 02, 2008

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Hazardous Hardware?
An Australian man was operated on in Hornsby Hospital in Berowra Sunday where surgeons removed 16 stainless steel washers from "down under," The Daily Telegraph reports.

Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3 a.m. Berowra is a suburb of northern Sydney in the state of New South Wales, Australia.

It was not clear how the man's situation arose.

Fire rescue officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers, before the man was taken into an operating room about 4.30 a.m.

Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment.

A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.

The man was in a satisfactory condition.

It is believed the only lasting damage may be to his pride.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,361604,00.html

Posted: 6/2/2008 10:39:17 AM EDT

Home made silencer??

Posted: 6/2/2008 10:39:53 AM EDT

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Monday, June 02, 2008

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It was not clear how the man's situation arose.

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Love that sentence.

Posted: 6/2/2008 10:40:15 AM EDT

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Home made silencer??

That baffles me.

Posted: 6/2/2008 10:40:38 AM EDT

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Home made silencer??

That baffles me.

Posted: 6/2/2008 10:41:12 AM EDT

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Home made silencer??

Posted: 6/2/2008 10:42:30 AM EDT

Using fire brigade equipment? Did they shove a firehose up his ass?

Posted: 6/2/2008 10:44:17 AM EDT

Guys, guys, this sentence suggest the washers were stuck on his johnson:

A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.

Posted: 6/2/2008 10:46:10 AM EDT

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Posted: 6/2/2008 10:46:30 AM EDT

"I fell down on them".

Posted: 6/2/2008 10:48:39 AM EDT

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"I fell down on them".

One in a million shot doc!

Posted: 6/2/2008 10:52:36 AM EDT

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Guys, guys, this sentence suggest the washers were stuck on his johnson:

A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.

sounds like he was trying to lengthen his Johnson via metal rings? like these?

Posted: 6/2/2008 10:53:17 AM EDT

What a genius.

Dusty_C, why would someone do this?

Posted: 6/2/2008 10:54:49 AM EDT

This thread is ~~worthless~~ better without pics.

Posted: 6/2/2008 10:55:20 AM EDT

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Home made silencer??

That baffles me.

Posted: 6/2/2008 10:58:25 AM EDT

I'd hit it.

Posted: 6/2/2008 11:00:28 AM EDT

Shoulda dunked his ass in cold water. That always makes the package draw up.

Posted: 6/2/2008 11:01:34 AM EDT

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Home made silencer??

That baffles me.

Posted: 6/2/2008 11:03:05 AM EDT

It's a fucking news article. You'd think they could simply say "penis." I was confused at first and thought they removed them from his ass.

Posted: 6/2/2008 11:04:56 AM EDT

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It's a fucking news article. You'd think they could simply say "penis." I was confused at first and thought they removed him from his ass.

Quoted to save funny typo.

Posted: 6/2/2008 11:08:22 AM EDT

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It's a fucking news article. You'd think they could simply say "penis." I was confused at first and thought they removed him from his ass.

Hey that's what I thought as well but then again I don't speak Australian.

Posted: 6/2/2008 11:09:27 AM EDT

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It's a fucking news article. You'd think they could simply say "penis." I was confused at first and thought they removed him from his ass.

Quoted to save funny typo.

Oops! I find myself making homonymish typos more and more lately. I think I'm getting dumber.

Posted: 6/2/2008 11:18:56 AM EDT

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Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Monday, June 02, 2008

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Hazardous Hardware?
An Australian man was operated on in Hornsby Hospital in Berowra Sunday where surgeons removed 16 stainless steel washers from "down under," The Daily Telegraph reports.

Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3 a.m. Berowra is a suburb of northern Sydney in the state of New South Wales, Australia.

It was not clear how the man's situation arose.

Fire rescue officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers, before the man was taken into an operating room about 4.30 a.m.

Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment.

A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.

The man was in a satisfactory condition.

It is believed the only lasting damage may be to his pride.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,361604,00.html

I would NOT attempt to 'fix' the problem, the only thing he'd be getting from me is a ride to the ER.

Posted: 6/2/2008 11:22:41 AM EDT

some guys will stick their pecker in anything.

Posted: 6/2/2008 11:37:27 AM EDT

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It's a fucking news article. You'd think they could simply say "penis." I was confused at first and thought they removed them from his ass.

Me too. I was trying to figure out why anyone would put washers up their ass, except maybe to screw with a metal detector or something.

Posted: 6/2/2008 11:43:58 AM EDT

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It's a fucking news article. You'd think they could simply say "penis." I was confused at first and thought they removed them from his ass.

That's what I thought too. Apparently, "Nether region" and "down under" are Aussie-speak for "penis."

Posted: 6/2/2008 11:46:57 AM EDT

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What a genius.

Dusty_C, why would someone do this?

Posted: 6/2/2008 11:48:46 AM EDT

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It's a fucking news article. You'd think they could simply say "penis." I was confused at first and thought they removed them from his ass.

Me too. I was trying to figure out why anyone would put washers up their ass, except maybe to screw with a metal detector or something.

I figured they were up his ass too, except I was wondering why it took so much effort to get them out. Washers should just pass, I'd think. I was also very

as to why an EMS team would try to remove impacted foreign objects.

But yeah, he was using them as makeshift cock-rings, which explains the attempt to use ring cutters.

Posted: 6/2/2008 11:49:18 AM EDT

I heard Boortz talking about this.

I thought he had them up is ass but when I hear Neal read this part.

A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.

Posted: 6/2/2008 11:50:23 AM EDT

It is all fun and games until EMTs have to use a Dremel tool to cut the washers off your wang.

Posted: 6/2/2008 11:57:10 AM EDT

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It is all fun and games until EMTs have to use a Dremel tool to cut the washers off your wang.

Better have a good heat sink. I cut a 1/4 bit of stainless steel bar stock this weekend and it got freaking hot. Now imagine that heat conducted straight to your penis.

Posted: 6/2/2008 11:57:28 AM EDT

JAWS OF LIFE MORE THEN A DREMIL, ME THINKS. I`D HIT THE RING NECK CHICK TOO.

Posted: 6/2/2008 11:59:29 AM EDT

a little math:

assume 1/8" thickness for each washer.

16 rings x.125" = 2"

looks like he needs all the help he could get

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Posted: 6/2/2008 12:00:25 PM EDT

He should have just jumped in the pool.

Posted: 6/2/2008 12:01:10 PM EDT

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a little math:

assume 1/8" thickness for each washer.

16 rings x.125" = 2"

looks like he needs all the help he could get

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Sounds like he may also have a girth problem too, there, ya know?

Posted: 6/2/2008 12:02:08 PM EDT

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Guys, guys, this sentence suggest the washers were stuck on his johnson:

A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.

www.fathom.com/course/21701788/21701788_neck.jpg

sounds like he was trying to lengthen his Johnson via metal rings? like these?

ETA: He tried to make a vagina out of washers lulz

Posted: 6/2/2008 12:05:36 PM EDT

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It was not clear how the man's situation arose.

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Love that sentence.

I didn't catch that until you said it.

That reminds me of a line in a Sean Connery James Bond movie (I forget which one, it may have been Goldfinger) where Bond is in bed with some girl, and Q calls him with a mission. While snuggling, Bond says, "I can't, something big just came up." Without thinking, I said, "Or at least he thinks so."

Posted: 6/2/2008 12:06:57 PM EDT

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a little math:

assume 1/8" thickness for each washer.

16 rings x.125" = 2"

looks like he needs all the help he could get

.

Sounds like he may also have a girth problem too, there, ya know?

Never used one myself, but I believe the point of the cock-ring is to keep blood trapped in the penis and prevent loss of erection. It's not for a direct increase in size.

Posted: 6/2/2008 12:44:42 PM EDT

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a little math:

assume 1/8" thickness for each washer.

16 rings x.125" = 2"

looks like he needs all the help he could get

.

Sounds like he may also have a girth problem too, there, ya know?

Never used one myself, but I believe the point of the cock-ring is to keep blood trapped in the penis and prevent loss of erection. It's not for a direct increase in size.

Please tell me you didn't overhear that in a hardware store...