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Bama-Shooter

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Posted: 6/2/2008 9:38:11 AM EST

Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Monday, June 02, 2008

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An Australian man was operated on in Hornsby Hospital in Berowra Sunday where surgeons removed 16 stainless steel washers from "down under," The Daily Telegraph reports.

Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3 a.m. Berowra is a suburb of northern Sydney in the state of New South Wales, Australia.

It was not clear how the man's situation arose.

Fire rescue officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers, before the man was taken into an operating room about 4.30 a.m.

Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment.

A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.

The man was in a satisfactory condition.

It is believed the only lasting damage may be to his pride.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,361604,00.html

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tony555 Member Joined Sep 2006 Posts 1989 EE Offline OH, USA	Posted: 6/2/2008 9:39:17 AM EST Home made silencer??

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Posted: 6/2/2008 9:39:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Monday, June 02, 2008

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It was not clear how the man's situation arose.

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Love that sentence.

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Posted: 6/2/2008 9:40:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By tony555:
Home made silencer??

That baffles me.

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Posted: 6/2/2008 9:40:38 AM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By tony555:
Home made silencer??

That baffles me.

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Posted: 6/2/2008 9:41:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By tony555:
Home made silencer??

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thelastgunslinger The Black Rabbit of Death Joined Aug 2003 Posts 13273 EE Offline CO, USA	Posted: 6/2/2008 9:42:30 AM EST Using fire brigade equipment? Did they shove a firehose up his ass?
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Posted: 6/2/2008 9:44:17 AM EST

Guys, guys, this sentence suggest the washers were stuck on his johnson:

A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.

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Posted: 6/2/2008 9:48:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By CWO:
"I fell down on them".

One in a million shot doc!

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Posted: 6/2/2008 9:52:36 AM EST

[Last Edit: 6/2/2008 9:54:10 AM EST by DienBienPhu54]

Originally Posted By GarandM1:
Guys, guys, this sentence suggest the washers were stuck on his johnson:

A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.

sounds like he was trying to lengthen his Johnson via metal rings? like these?

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Posted: 6/2/2008 9:55:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By tony555:
Home made silencer??

That baffles me.

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Posted: 6/2/2008 10:01:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By krpind:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By tony555:
Home made silencer??

That baffles me.

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Alien The chestbursting and wallwalking kind... Joined Jun 2002 Posts 14135 EE Offline AZ, USA	Posted: 6/2/2008 10:03:05 AM EST [Last Edit: 6/2/2008 10:07:47 AM EST by Alien] It's a fucking news article. You'd think they could simply say "penis." I was confused at first and thought they removed them from his ass.
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Posted: 6/2/2008 10:04:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By Alien:
It's a fucking news article. You'd think they could simply say "penis." I was confused at first and thought they removed him from his ass.

Quoted to save funny typo.

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Posted: 6/2/2008 10:08:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By Alien:
It's a fucking news article. You'd think they could simply say "penis." I was confused at first and thought they removed him from his ass.

Hey that's what I thought as well but then again I don't speak Australian.

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Posted: 6/2/2008 10:09:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By Cypher214:

Originally Posted By Alien:
It's a fucking news article. You'd think they could simply say "penis." I was confused at first and thought they removed him from his ass.

Quoted to save funny typo.

Oops! I find myself making homonymish typos more and more lately. I think I'm getting dumber.

Yep. I'm a grown ass man and I am a seasoned veteran at arguing on the internet as well.

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Posted: 6/2/2008 10:18:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Monday, June 02, 2008

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The Daily Telegraph

Hazardous Hardware?
An Australian man was operated on in Hornsby Hospital in Berowra Sunday where surgeons removed 16 stainless steel washers from "down under," The Daily Telegraph reports.

Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3 a.m. Berowra is a suburb of northern Sydney in the state of New South Wales, Australia.

It was not clear how the man's situation arose.

Fire rescue officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers, before the man was taken into an operating room about 4.30 a.m.

Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment.

A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.

The man was in a satisfactory condition.

It is believed the only lasting damage may be to his pride.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,361604,00.html

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Posted: 6/2/2008 10:37:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By Alien:
It's a fucking news article. You'd think they could simply say "penis." I was confused at first and thought they removed them from his ass.

Me too. I was trying to figure out why anyone would put washers up their ass, except maybe to screw with a metal detector or something.

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Posted: 6/2/2008 10:43:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By Alien:
It's a fucking news article. You'd think they could simply say "penis." I was confused at first and thought they removed them from his ass.

That's what I thought too. Apparently, "Nether region" and "down under" are Aussie-speak for "penis."

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Posted: 6/2/2008 10:46:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
What a genius.

Dusty_C, why would someone do this?

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Posted: 6/2/2008 10:48:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By Ras_Thavas:

Originally Posted By Alien:
It's a fucking news article. You'd think they could simply say "penis." I was confused at first and thought they removed them from his ass.

Me too. I was trying to figure out why anyone would put washers up their ass, except maybe to screw with a metal detector or something.

I figured they were up his ass too, except I was wondering why it took so much effort to get them out. Washers should just pass, I'd think. I was also very

as to why an EMS team would try to remove impacted foreign objects.

But yeah, he was using them as makeshift cock-rings, which explains the attempt to use ring cutters.

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Posted: 6/2/2008 10:49:18 AM EST

I heard Boortz talking about this.

I thought he had them up is ass but when I hear Neal read this part.

A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.

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Cheesebeast Joined May 2003 Posts 1722 EE Offline NH, USA	Posted: 6/2/2008 10:50:23 AM EST It is all fun and games until EMTs have to use a Dremel tool to cut the washers off your wang.

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Posted: 6/2/2008 10:57:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By Cheesebeast:
It is all fun and games until EMTs have to use a Dremel tool to cut the washers off your wang.

Better have a good heat sink. I cut a 1/4 bit of stainless steel bar stock this weekend and it got freaking hot. Now imagine that heat conducted straight to your penis.

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My-Name-Is-John Joined Oct 2005 Posts 828 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 6/2/2008 10:59:29 AM EST a little math: assume 1/8" thickness for each washer. 16 rings x.125" = 2" looks like he needs all the help he could get .

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Posted: 6/2/2008 11:01:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By My-Name-Is-John:
a little math:

assume 1/8" thickness for each washer.

16 rings x.125" = 2"

looks like he needs all the help he could get

.

Sounds like he may also have a girth problem too, there, ya know?

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Posted: 6/2/2008 11:02:08 AM EST

[Last Edit: 6/2/2008 11:03:26 AM EST by Squigglez]

Originally Posted By DienBienPhu54:

Originally Posted By GarandM1:
Guys, guys, this sentence suggest the washers were stuck on his johnson:

A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.

www.fathom.com/course/21701788/21701788_neck.jpg

sounds like he was trying to lengthen his Johnson via metal rings? like these?

ETA: He tried to make a vagina out of washers lulz

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Posted: 6/2/2008 11:05:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By GarandM1:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'
Monday, June 02, 2008

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It was not clear how the man's situation arose.

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Love that sentence.

I didn't catch that until you said it.

That reminds me of a line in a Sean Connery James Bond movie (I forget which one, it may have been Goldfinger) where Bond is in bed with some girl, and Q calls him with a mission. While snuggling, Bond says, "I can't, something big just came up." Without thinking, I said, "Or at least he thinks so."

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Posted: 6/2/2008 11:06:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By GonzoAR15-1:

Originally Posted By My-Name-Is-John:
a little math:

assume 1/8" thickness for each washer.

16 rings x.125" = 2"

looks like he needs all the help he could get

.

Sounds like he may also have a girth problem too, there, ya know?

Never used one myself, but I believe the point of the cock-ring is to keep blood trapped in the penis and prevent loss of erection. It's not for a direct increase in size.

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Posted: 6/2/2008 11:44:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By Kylaer_:

Originally Posted By GonzoAR15-1:

Originally Posted By My-Name-Is-John:
a little math:

assume 1/8" thickness for each washer.

16 rings x.125" = 2"

looks like he needs all the help he could get

.

Sounds like he may also have a girth problem too, there, ya know?

Never used one myself, but I believe the point of the cock-ring is to keep blood trapped in the penis and prevent loss of erection. It's not for a direct increase in size.

Please tell me you didn't overhear that in a hardware store...

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Posted: 6/2/2008 11:48:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By tony555:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By tony555:
Home made silencer??

That baffles me.

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Posted: 6/3/2008 9:57:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By Big_Bear:

Originally Posted By Alien:
It's a fucking news article. You'd think they could simply say "penis." I was confused at first and thought they removed them from his ass.

That's what I thought too. Apparently, "Nether region" and "down under" are Aussie-speak for "penis."

I was really confused. I read "Nether Region" and thought they got the washers from Holland. (no offense, DK-Prof)

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