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Posted: 9/27/2005 8:16:07 AM EDT
A mining company is hiring new workers. A Russian man steps up and says, "I can pick gold faster than any man alive." Then the owner hires him on the spot. A Mexican man comes up to him and says, "I can load gold faster than any man alive." The owner can not believe his good fortune and hires the Mexican guy too.

A Chinese man walks up and asks for a job. The owner is so excited about hiring the other two men that he says, "Well, if these other two men work as well as they say, then I won't need any more help, but I will put you in charge of supplies." The next day the owner checks on his new workers, and sure enough the Russian man is picking gold at an unbelievable rate. The Mexican is also loading it at a very fast rate.

Then, he looks around and can not find the Chinese man anywhere.

So, he begins to walk around the mine trying to find the Chinese man, and just as he turns at a dark corner the Chinese guy jumps out from behind a rock and yells, "SUPPLIES!!"
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:18:25 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:20:48 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:21:17 AM EDT
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Groan...

Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:23:53 AM EDT
[#4]
Is this like that petals around the rose game?
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:35:34 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:51:34 AM EDT
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Quoted:
Groan...




Yeah, I know... It's old. But it's a good one nevertheless!


Quoted:
Is this like that petals around the rose game?



Bill Gates called it "pedal around the roses"
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:52:42 AM EDT
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Unworthy of comment....
Link Posted: 9/27/2005 8:56:49 AM EDT
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