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Posted: 2/5/2006 8:43:31 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/5/2006 8:49:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/5/2006 8:51:46 AM EDT by TheRedHorseman]
I just go to the mosque and give lectures on anger management
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 8:50:14 AM EDT
How about "None of the above, I sleep in"


Link Posted: 2/5/2006 8:51:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:
How about "None of the above, I sleep in"





+1!
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 8:52:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
I just go to the mosque and give lectures on anger management




aint working.....
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 8:52:57 AM EDT
I go to Sunday School to make macaroni pictures and popcorn necklaces.
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 8:54:21 AM EDT
I sing at the 9:30 service in the adult choir.
Then I teach the young adult singles Sunday School class.
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 8:56:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Then I teach the young adult singles Sunday School class.


Brilliant!
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 9:28:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheCynic:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Then I teach the young adult singles Sunday School class.


Brilliant!



Well I am a young adult(26) and not married. Girlfriend goes to it too.
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 9:46:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:

Originally Posted By TheCynic:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Then I teach the young adult singles Sunday School class.


Brilliant!



Well I am a young adult(26) and not married. Girlfriend goes to it too.



Singles class.

I remember that.

Best part of church.
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 9:47:49 AM EDT
Every Sunday morning, I wake up, look to the heavens and ask God "Well, big guy, should I put on the dockers and nice shirt and go hang out with the flock?".

He tells me "It's Sunday morning dude, I wouldn't."

Then I go eat some Fruity Pebbles in my underwear.

I kind of gather that he has a different message for us all.
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 9:48:21 AM EDT
Sunday is the time to nurse hangovers after a weekend-long benge of alcohol, hookers and blow.
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 9:48:28 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/5/2006 9:48:46 AM EDT by mattman42]
None of the above... As a matter of fact, I just woke up about an hour ago.
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 1:13:44 PM EDT
Teach Sunday School.
Preach the sermon.
Play piano at the Hispanic service.
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 1:19:21 PM EDT
I quit going altogether when the preacher got up and confessed to fucking his secretary.
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 1:22:47 PM EDT
Neither. The Sabbath is from sunset Friday to sunset Saturday, so we go to church on Saturday.
Link Posted: 2/5/2006 1:25:18 PM EDT
The catholics have this thing down to a science.

Not catholic myself, but my parents are.

In and out, no pain no fuss.
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