The battalion chaplain, the battalion surgeon and the sergeant major went golfing.

It wasn't long before they discovered that they were stuck behind the slowest and most inept golfers of all time.  The three-some ahead of them refused to wave them through, shanked balls into the woods and spent hours searching for their shots.


So the chaplain found the groundskeeper and complained.  The groundskeeper told the waylayed golfers that the slow three-some was composed of three blind 'Nam vets who lost their sight in a tragic ambush and that they were allowed to golf free every Wednesday.

The chaplain said "I'll say a prayer for you and for those brave men this week."

The surgeon said "Tommorrow I'll call me med-school buddy - he's now a specialist at Walter Reed - and I'll see what he can do!"

The sergeant major said "Jeezus!  Can't they golf at night!"

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Way too funny

An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better." Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge. The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level, however. Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked, "So? What did you do?"

"We just shut down two engines."
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During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?"
"Yes sir," the solder answered apologetically. "But, if I may say so, I did stand still when a flock of pigeons used me for target practice. And I never moved a muscle when a large dog peed on my lower branches. But When two squirrels ran up my pants leg and I heard the one say, "Let's eat one now and save the other until winter' - that did it."
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So there is this bear taking a shit in the woods, like bears do. He looks next to him and sees a rabbit taking a shit also. The bear says "hey rabbit, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" the rabbit says no. So the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes his ass with the rabbit.
the end.

Mike

This one made me laugh out loud!!  It's a keeper.