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Posted: 3/27/2005 7:35:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/27/2005 7:55:52 PM EDT by sherrick13]
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:37:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:37:46 PM EDT
ohhh sounds sexxy
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:37:46 PM EDT
Fake a heart attack. It can't be worse than sitting through that.
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:38:54 PM EDT
Hope you got something so you dont even realize your there.
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:40:23 PM EDT
Does she do this often?
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:43:30 PM EDT
Eat beans, lots of beans… if you got to suffer she has got to suffer.
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:45:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/27/2005 7:46:54 PM EDT by FLAL1A]
You need to edit the post. The thread title should be "Suicide: 9mm vs .45 [Note: I don't want to make a mess. I am still paying for the couch.]"

ETA: Taxman is on to something. You must have a leftover percodan in the cabinet. Grab it, chug a beer, snuggle down where you can smell her perfume, and take a little vacation. That movie won't leave a mark on you!
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:47:15 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:48:39 PM EDT
Just start jacking off part way through it.

I guarantee you'll never have to watch it again.
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:50:15 PM EDT
Pipe in exhaust from the car. Quite painless and you just go to sleep. The funky red color you will turn wont matter because youll be dead.
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:50:45 PM EDT
.45, duh
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:51:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:51:44 PM EDT
shoot the TV. then your wife.


J
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:52:20 PM EDT
Make sure you get it done right: 12ga magnum slug.
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:53:46 PM EDT
Uh -oh ......Arfcommer watching foreign films.

I think its time for "an intervention."

Link Posted: 3/27/2005 7:58:19 PM EDT
secretly call yer buddies, have em kidnap ya, mall ninja style.
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 8:02:30 PM EDT

By Steyr-Aug: Just start jacking off part way through it.
I guarantee you'll never have to watch it again.




By ARDOC: Pipe in exhaust from the car. Quite painless and you just go to sleep. The funky red color you will turn wont matter because youll be dead.




By Rocky9_5: secretly call yer buddies, have em kidnap ya, mall ninja style.


Now this is why I love this place.

Link Posted: 3/27/2005 8:04:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/27/2005 8:07:14 PM EDT by squeezecockerp7m8]
How about the 5.7???
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 8:10:25 PM EDT
.45, duh
+1
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 8:13:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By squeezecockerp7m8:
How about the 5.7???



Good point! If he uses a 5.7, he can drape a vest over his head, obscuring the TV, thus gaining a momentary glimpse of nirvana before pulling the trigger.
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 8:17:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sherrick13:

Which caliber should I use to put myself out of my misery?





Just stop eating and drinking.
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 8:23:44 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 8:29:21 PM EDT
230 Gr. Gold Dot

or...


the arfcom classic...

Nuke from orbit. It's the only sure way.
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 8:29:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Big_Bear:
Don't do it man! Next time YOU pick the movie. Make sure it has lots of guns and explosions and Bruce Willis or Arnold or Steven Seagal. Boobies are a plus. Make her sit through the whole movie and watch it with you.



And then start jacking off half way through it
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 8:30:38 PM EDT
Brick wall. Head banging. More entertainment. If you do it right you can actually see stars.
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 8:39:26 PM EDT
I wanna shoot myself just from reading the description. .45, I have to make a big, big hole.
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 8:43:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/27/2005 8:44:08 PM EDT by USGI_45]
speaking of...There was this site...not appropriate to link...Called (am I allowed to say the name)

thisisyourworld they have a video of a guy in a police interogation room pull out a .45 and do himself in....so i would say .45 would work well...weird all around
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 8:47:09 PM EDT

Regardless of the dot.size/cal it's all about shot placement.

Think 'eye' or 'temple'.
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 9:12:21 PM EDT
Just do like I do ..

Point out each and every inaccuracy in the movie ,
comment on the filming techniques and lighting .
Then discuss what underlying subject the author is
trying to convey with the sequence of scenes .

If that fails , resort to interrupting the touching scenes with inane
questions about something that happened last week at work .

Once you master the routine you can be sure they will
NEVER ask you to watch a estrogen dripping movie again .

After all , turnabout is fair play
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 9:15:31 PM EDT
Sorry, I'm a straight shooter wih my "ole Lady", I am am not interested in a movie, I go to my room and put on something I like, or just watch the Tuttles buld a Bike! whether it's a new show or a DVR re-play! OCC Rules! Or Mosnster Garage.
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 9:17:31 PM EDT
I'ed use a 12ga.



but if I had to choose a 45apc.

BTW... where's the poll?
Link Posted: 3/27/2005 9:18:30 PM EDT
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