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Posted: 2/11/2006 5:24:39 PM EDT
Okay. I'll go first.
I'm embarrassed to admit that I have, at one time or another, believed the following: - That the world should unite under one world government, and that the flag should be that of the UN or the Olympics. - That wars should be abolished, and disputes settled by the results of the Olympics. - That the government should equalize all salaries and wages. - That the military should help with law enforcement. - That assault weapons should be illegal. - That all weapons should be registered. I'm sure I can think of a few more over time. Fortunately, time, education, and experience cures all stupidity. I don't believe ANY of these idiocies anymore! |
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When I was a little kid I thought women gave birth through there mouths
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Not any one of those. Not ever.
I never went through the "liberal phase" that I guess most teens and early 20 yr olds go through. |
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when I was like 8-13 I was a really big enviromentally caring person, save the rainforest and all that shit. Too much captian planet for me.
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That Asian pussy was sideways. Hey, I was about 10 years old. Gimme a break.
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It is if they're laying horizontaly. |
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I grew up in a conservative household and I joined the military at the age of 17. I've never been anything other than a pro-gun, Reaganite.
I did, however, believe in Santa Claus & the Tooth Fairy up until the age of five. |
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If you swallow a watermelon seed, one will grow in your stomach.
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Illuminati/trilateal commission/CFR/John Birch conspiracy BS
Fortunately I realized how BS all that is by age 17. |
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One must admit though, it is somewhat different than what most American males are used to. I used to believe that I could go to the movies without veiwing a two hour long, leftist propaganda film. |
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That government really was here to help and everyone in our government was a good American.
Then I was elected as a representative in the CT House of Representatives. Boy, was I misguided. |
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Errr...how? |
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A buddy of mine was in Japan in the late 90s for a time. He came back and told me this. Not a kid, mind you. He was 24 at the time. |
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2 B N 1 Ask 1 SBG |
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That gun control stops gun crime.
I was 16, I didn't know jack shit about any of it. |
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I once believed that second hand smoke caused cancer. Common, this myth is.
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I thought Bill Clinton was cool when he got elected in 1992 because he was younger and had smoked pot . I knew nothing about politics and didn't care. I didn't care about the AWB when it passed either because all I had was hunting rifles/shotguns and a few handguns. I even voted for the damn guy because I thought GHWB and Dole were old guys with sticks shoved up their ass's . Well let's just say that my perspective has changed in the last 10-15 years.
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My old man convinced me that he traded the first issue of the X-Men comic book series away for some car parts.
The geezer had me convinced until like age 13. He will never be forgiven. I lost all interest in comics by age 14, but you shouldn't cause a child that kind of trauma. - BG |
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I used to think the AWB was about banning full-autos and wrote a high-school English Essay supporting it.
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That no Americans would rest until all terrorists were squashed.
Thank goodness we still have men and women willing to join the military and not fall victim to the defeatist attitude. |
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Well, I've only experienced one lady who was of Asian decent, she was from South Korea. She was significantly less hairy in that area, and not because she shaved or waxed, it was just much thinner / sparce hair. Also, her labia was a little thicker and not a long as what I was used to. The overall feel was just different during intercourse. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed every second of it, but it was a pleasant surprise, much like going to a Chinese restaraunt after eating McDonalds all week. |
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the illuminati is BS? the pyramid on our money, The statue of liberty was a gift from the masons. - statue of liberty both can be interprited as symbolisms of satanic origin. download this torrent and watch it, pretty interesting. ts.searching.com/torrent/534431/Exposing_the_Illuminati_from_Within_1of2_avi |
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I'll be a son of a bitch |
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When I was 10 I wrote (and never sent) a letter to President Bush 1 to tell him the solution to the Gulf war was to airlift out all the good people and "atomic bomb" the whole country.
-Foxxz |
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Hmmm...
I believed, at one time or another, in: Creationism and the Biblical Flood that when I died, I would go to Heaven and my whole life would be played on a giant screen in front of everyone there that the Libertarian Party was a force for good that JFK was assasinated by a hidden conspiracy that FDR allowed Pearl Harbor to be attacked cold fusion. |
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Not just BS...INSANE BS. |
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When I was a kid my old man told me Scallops were fish cheeks.
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Right, which is a far cry from being completely sideways. |
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I'm withyou Zaphod,
I used to think a lot of things until I grew up. Time teaches a few things. GM |
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I used to think that the US military should act as world police, since no one else would help clean up the world. Now I have more of a 'not-our-problem' stance, however. |
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha. Best/most true one yet. |
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You were right the first time. |
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That had better be entertaining. |
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Right, which is exactly why I posted...
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I used to believe that:
-Bill Clinton was a damned good president. -Most guns are illegal and/or you had to be licensed to own them. -That China is alright. -That Glocks suck. -That AOL is the best ISP out there. -That sitting on my ass all day 3ft. away from the TV would not force me to need glasses one day. Man was I wrong... |
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Lighten up francis. It wasnt a jab at you, I was simply illustrating that although it is a little different, its not "sideways" like a lot of guys used to say. |
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Dang, when I was a kid I thought wimmen gave birth thru their asses. No kidding.
I think I was right about some wimmen's kids. |
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When I was much younger (10-11ish) I thought you made babies by tongue-kissing.
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Actually... you can. |
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My bad Travis, I thought that I had been misunderstood. You are right, it is definately not sideways. |
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+1 |
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let me know what you think of it. |
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When I was a kid I thought cats were girls and dogs were boys.
I was close. |
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BS? That's exactly what THEY want you to think. |
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