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Posted: 9/19/2009 7:24:13 PM EST
Well, I went to a gentleman's club tonight with a co-worker. I had a mixed experience.

Good: Beautiful women. The 1st woman gave a great lap dance. It was $25 for 2 dances and I tipped her $25 for a total of $50.

Bad: Some dancer tried to steal from me :mad: It was another 2 dances for $25. She was terrible at giving lap dances (enough said). Anyway, she tried to sell me another song for $60 and I said absolutley not. I only wanted to give her $40 b/c she was terrible. She saw a $5 bill in my wallet and she said "Give me that $5 bill as well" :mad:

I wasn't about to start an argument in a strip club with a stripper (I don't want any drama with strippers or bouncers who will take their co-workers side) so I gave her the extra $5 and walked away. I got back to my table and told my buddy. He said that I shouldn't have given her extra money b/c she sucked. I was going to take it up with the bouncer, but I saw the girl and questioned her.

She had 3 different stories about how she had to pay the club X amount of dollars, etc. My co-worker said "He was pretty generous to give you $40 for a $25 dance that he didn't even enjoy. She then said that when she enters the club, she has to pay the doorman $45 so she charges her 1st customer $45 (She never told me this to begin with).

So I told her to go screw herself and keep the $5 (I was tired of dealing with her over $5). She then grew a conscience and decided to give it back to me.


Next time, we are going to a different club.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:25:20 PM EST
here in columbus?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:26:54 PM EST
A fool and his money are soon parted
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:27:13 PM EST
IBB-S
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:27:36 PM EST
This is why strips clubs aren't worth the waste of money.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:27:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
A fool and his money are soon parted

Says the former strip club owner.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:28:15 PM EST
Strip clubs
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:28:28 PM EST
Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
A fool and his money are soon parted


Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:29:59 PM EST
In.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:30:13 PM EST
strip clubs suck, they are a waste of money

i prefer going to dance clubs where the girls can actually be picked up
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:30:14 PM EST
Originally Posted By armoredsaint:
here in columbus?


Cincinnati would be my guess
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:30:33 PM EST
So you are bitching about lying strippers and how you paid too much?


The other strip club will have lying strippers also.

Mabey you should give your money to your friend to hold and let him pay/haggle the strippers for you
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:31:36 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 7:32:26 PM EST by elderboy02]
Originally Posted By armoredsaint:
here in columbus?


Cheeks in Dayton. I usually have good experiences there.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:31:52 PM EST
redundant title is once again redundant also.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:32:01 PM EST
I have never understood strip clubs.

I would be embarrased to ever visit one.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:32:19 PM EST
None of those girls are worth the money they get.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:33:28 PM EST

arguing over the price of a lap dance isn't very classy




Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:33:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By JoshAston:
Strip clubs

This. Never been.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:33:37 PM EST
Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
A fool and his money are soon parted


Never bite the hand that feeds...
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:33:47 PM EST
Originally Posted By v-dawg:
I have never understood strip clubs.

I would be embarrased to ever visit one.



Looking at naked women is ok, blowing a weeks wages on them is not.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:34:39 PM EST
Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Originally Posted By v-dawg:
I have never understood strip clubs.

I would be embarrased to ever visit one.



Looking at naked women is ok, blowing a weeks wages on them is not.


I only spent like $95
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:35:13 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:35:19 PM EST
Originally Posted By surplusnut:
strip clubs suck, they are a waste of money

i prefer going to dance clubs where the girls can actually be picked up



I have picked up two women at the bar of a strip club. Neither told me she was a stripper until I got her back to my place. Oh well...
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:35:24 PM EST
Only strip club I've been to(twice) is the scuzziest in town. It's on a major highway and is populated by truckers and construction workers(still in safety vests and helmets) and factory workers(I was one). No lap dances there. You throw loonies at the strippers. It is a fun place but you're sure as hell not guaranteed to have good looking strippers.

First time I went there was 1/5 strippers was hot. second time, it was 5/5 and I was happy.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:35:51 PM EST
Going to a strip club is a one time experience.

If you go more than that, you're a capital C-H-U-M-P.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:36:19 PM EST
lol.... dude paid $95 for two chicks to grind against his clothes.....
...stupid strippers.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:37:28 PM EST
Originally Posted By elderboy02:
Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Originally Posted By v-dawg:
I have never understood strip clubs.

I would be embarrased to ever visit one.



Looking at naked women is ok, blowing a weeks wages on them is not.


I only spent like $95


Hard ons are free, $95 should get you a happy ending
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:38:37 PM EST
This

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:43:10 PM EST
Wow a slut tried to rip you off.

I knew a dipshit that fent to the 18 and older club in the area for his 18th birthday. He bought a few dances from the hotties. After they were over one of the less desirable strippers jumped on his lap and began performing. Right away he smelled something poopy. When she bent over in his face he saw the origin of the stink. She had some cling-ons in her ass crack. He pushed her off and told her to scram. She made a big fuss about not getting paid, he refused to pay because she just hopped on him and began dancing.

Poopy skank went and made a big stink with the bouncers and they convinced him to pay her. Meanwhile back at the ranch a stripper with a heart gold had seen the whole incident, confronted poopy and told her how unproffessional she is. Then she informed the bouncers. In the end dipshit got his money back and poopy was told not to come back to work untill she showered, and if she pulled a stunt like that again she wouldn't be allowed to dance thier again.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:44:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 7:51:29 PM EST by Admiral_Crunch]
Internet porn is free.

I got taken to a strip club once when I turned 21. Cool to see naked chicks in person, but not worth the money. I never went back to another one.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:44:35 PM EST
Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
A fool and his money are soon parted




So true.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:45:00 PM EST
Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Originally Posted By v-dawg:
I have never understood strip clubs.

I would be embarrased to ever visit one.



Looking at naked women is ok, blowing a weeks wages on them is not.



it's all about the hussel bro .... try dating a few and ya find that out real quick
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:45:36 PM EST
So you got fornicated at a strip club?........with your clothes on.........

And you were expecting otherwise?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:45:50 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:46:03 PM EST
Originally Posted By elderboy02:
Well, I went to a gentleman's club tonight with a co-worker. I had a mixed experience.

Good: Beautiful women. The 1st woman gave a great lap dance. It was $25 for 2 dances and I tipped her $25 for a total of $50.

Bad: Some dancer tried to steal from me :mad: It was another 2 dances for $25. She was terrible at giving lap dances (enough said). Anyway, she tried to sell me another song for $60 and I said absolutley not. I only wanted to give her $40 b/c she was terrible. She saw a $5 bill in my wallet and she said "Give me that $5 bill as well" :mad:

I wasn't about to start an argument in a strip club with a stripper (I don't want any drama with strippers or bouncers who will take their co-workers side) so I gave her the extra $5 and walked away. I got back to my table and told my buddy. He said that I shouldn't have given her extra money b/c she sucked. I was going to take it up with the bouncer, but I saw the girl and questioned her.

She had 3 different stories about how she had to pay the club X amount of dollars, etc. My co-worker said "He was pretty generous to give you $40 for a $25 dance that he didn't even enjoy. She then said that when she enters the club, she has to pay the doorman $45 so she charges her 1st customer $45 (She never told me this to begin with).

So I told her to go screw herself and keep the $5 (I was tired of dealing with her over $5). She then grew a conscience and decided to give it back to me.


Next time, we are going to a different club.


Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:46:36 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 7:48:27 PM EST by uglygun]
Originally Posted By Lazarae:
Wow a slut tried to rip you off.

I knew a dipshit that fent to the 18 and older club in the area for his 18th birthday. He bought a few dances from the hotties. After they were over one of the less desirable strippers jumped on his lap and began performing. Right away he smelled something poopy. When she bent over in his face he saw the origin of the stink. She had some cling-ons in her ass crack. He pushed her off and told her to scram. She made a big fuss about not getting paid, he refused to pay because she just hopped on him and began dancing.

Poopy skank went and made a big stink with the bouncers and they convinced him to pay her. Meanwhile back at the ranch a stripper with a heart gold had seen the whole incident, confronted poopy and told her how unproffessional she is. Then she informed the bouncers. In the end dipshit got his money back and poopy was told not to come back to work untill she showered, and if she pulled a stunt like that again she wouldn't be allowed to dance thier again.



ROTF.

God, mental image of stripper in a thong with big shit encrusted dingle berries just came into my head along with the song lyrics "Girls ya look good, back that thang up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL2txMU50CI

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:48:34 PM EST
A stripper lied to you? Was this like your first time at a strip club?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:49:12 PM EST
Originally Posted By Lazarae:
Wow a slut tried to rip you off.

I knew a dipshit that fent to the 18 and older club in the area for his 18th birthday. He bought a few dances from the hotties. After they were over one of the less desirable strippers jumped on his lap and began performing. Right away he smelled something poopy. When she bent over in his face he saw the origin of the stink. She had some cling-ons in her ass crack. He pushed her off and told her to scram. She made a big fuss about not getting paid, he refused to pay because she just hopped on him and began dancing.

Poopy skank went and made a big stink with the bouncers and they convinced him to pay her. Meanwhile back at the ranch a stripper with a heart gold had seen the whole incident, confronted poopy and told her how unproffessional she is. Then she informed the bouncers. In the end dipshit got his money back and poopy was told not to come back to work untill she showered, and if she pulled a stunt like that again she wouldn't be allowed to dance thier again.


Hilarious. Bonus points for the awesome pun. 12/10
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:49:32 PM EST
You should never spend more than $1 at a time in a strip club.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:50:09 PM EST
you actually spoke with a stripper and still have enough brain cells left over to type on the internet?

you sir, deserve some sort of award or something.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:51:04 PM EST
Originally Posted By sinsir:
Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Originally Posted By v-dawg:
I have never understood strip clubs.

I would be embarrased to ever visit one.



Looking at naked women is ok, blowing a weeks wages on them is not.



it's all about the hussel bro .... try dating a few and ya find that out real quick


I've dated a few, as long as you keep that dog at arms length, you won't get bit/
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:51:10 PM EST
Originally Posted By Lazarae:
Wow a slut tried to rip you off.

I knew a dipshit that fent to the 18 and older club in the area for his 18th birthday. He bought a few dances from the hotties. After they were over one of the less desirable strippers jumped on his lap and began performing. Right away he smelled something poopy. When she bent over in his face he saw the origin of the stink. She had some cling-ons in her ass crack. He pushed her off and told her to scram. She made a big fuss about not getting paid, he refused to pay because she just hopped on him and began dancing.

Poopy skank went and made a big stink with the bouncers and they convinced him to pay her. Meanwhile back at the ranch a stripper with a heart gold had seen the whole incident, confronted poopy and told her how unproffessional she is. Then she informed the bouncers. In the end dipshit got his money back and poopy was told not to come back to work untill she showered, and if she pulled a stunt like that again she wouldn't be allowed to dance thier again.




Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:52:15 PM EST
Originally Posted By Bettendorf:
A stripper lied to you? Was this like your first time at a strip club?


You're just not doing it right unless YOU lie to the strippers. My friends and I used to put on suits, and act like high rollers from Hollywood, Manhattan, or Vegas, and would sometimes even put on horrible English or Australian accents. The more ridiculous, the better. You just cannot take a stripper seriously and still have a good time.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:53:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lazarae:
Wow a slut tried to rip you off.

I knew a dipshit that fent to the 18 and older club in the area for his 18th birthday. He bought a few dances from the hotties. After they were over one of the less desirable strippers jumped on his lap and began performing. Right away he smelled something poopy. When she bent over in his face he saw the origin of the stink. She had some cling-ons in her ass crack. He pushed her off and told her to scram. She made a big fuss about not getting paid, he refused to pay because she just hopped on him and began dancing.

Poopy skank went and made a big stink with the bouncers and they convinced him to pay her. Meanwhile back at the ranch a stripper with a heart gold had seen the whole incident, confronted poopy and told her how unproffessional she is. Then she informed the bouncers. In the end dipshit got his money back and poopy was told not to come back to work untill she showered, and if she pulled a stunt like that again she wouldn't be allowed to dance thier again.

This is what I call "quality internet".


Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:54:01 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 7:54:14 PM EST by Daytona955i]
You paid two women a total of $95 to rub their tits in your face and grind on your leg for 15 minutes, and they are the stupid ones?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:55:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
A fool and his money are soon parted


QFT
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:57:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By nicholsmf:
Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
A fool and his money are soon parted




I would say so. It's a pretty sad state of affairs, if one has to pay money to have some woman wiggle around on then.
A fool and his money are soon parted, so sayath a former strip club owner. He ought to know one when he sees one.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:57:33 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 7:57:59 PM EST by SlipShot762]
i've never been to a strip club, aint got em here less ya go north into one of the cities, lex or louie...

but i know whores.

whores seem, in comparison to what i've heard, more honest than strippers.

shit my aunt was a professional whore at the pink pussycat/mouseear in covington i'm told.

eta

dad says she cant suck for shit. save yer money.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:57:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By stormwalker:
you actually spoke with a stripper and still have enough brain cells left over to type on the internet?

you sir, deserve some sort of award or something.


I've had very short conversations with strippers(I am always loaded at the strippers or I don't have fun) but have sat next to the stripper as she had long conversations with people I was with.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:58:04 PM EST
You can buy a crackwhore in Baltimore for $95.
Chain her to the radiator, fuck her whenever you want.
They don't eat much and you won't be so lonely.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 7:59:20 PM EST
I was a bouncer at a strip club in Colorado Springs in the early nineties.
I would see the same customers night after night.
More money than sense I guess.
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