I just have to laugh...all Navy with the exception of one? There must be others out there!
BTW, How can you confuse an arty simulator with a live indirect? Theres a distinct difference. No whistle, just a whoosh and a Kur-thump. Also arty simulators do not create smoke ulness the LT threw some HC. Why did he throw it anyway?
OK, hears my story...
I was a brand new Infantry PL. I had a squad leader who was acting as the PSG while the real PSG was at ANCOC. I had been in the unit for about a month and had just completed my first field problem. In the interm we had some new soldiers assigned to the platoon whom the PSG had never met. One of which resembled Elmer Fudd. The PSG had returned from ANCOC and was awaiting the platoon back at the company. I got this idea to trade uniforms with "Elmer" (name changed to protect the innocent), and told him to pretend to be the new PL. I in turn would pretend to be the new SPC (with an attitude) who was recently assigned to the platoon. The entire company was in on the joke. I proceded to tell "Elmer" that when he introduced himself to the PSG that he should tell him how much he hated the infantry and he thought he made a mistake. I then told him that I would bust into the PLT CP (without knocking) and say "whats up" to the PSG and that I was there to "get my mail". I would also have a huge dip in my mouth and I was going to spit it on the PSG's boot before I left the CP. "Elmer" was then instructed to restrain the PSG (after I spat on his boot) and tell him that there was "a new sherrif in town" and to "sit the f@ck down".
Everyone was looking over the walls of the CP as this transpired (holding in their laughter). All went exactly as planned. As soon as I left the CP (after spitting on the PSG's boot), he attempted to restrain me. "Elmer" told him to "Sit the f@ck down", because there was a "new sherrif in town". I left the CP (laughing histerically inside). The PSG sat down and got beat Red, and after 15 seconds got up and came running after me. The 1SG intercepted him in the hallway before he could grab me and asked him if "there was anything he wanted to talk about". The PSG started cussing and yelling about how he wanted me "out of the platoon" and written up for a "company grade Art-15". The 1SG proceded to take him outside to cool off. At this time my squad leader came to me and said..."you'd better tell him who you are....he's pretty pissed!"
So "Elmer" and I traded uniforms again and I proceded outside to talk to my PSG. When I approached he was beat Red with anger...didn't even notice that I was now a 2LT. So I said SFC _______, my name is LT ______, nice to meet you. Needless to say the entire company came out and erupted with laughter...he couldn't even shake my hand, he was so mad.
Well bottom line...we had an outstanding relationship, and he never quit trying to get me back the entire time I was there.