Stupid Janitor Tricks, Vol. 1, Issue 1

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Stupid Janitor Tricks, Vol. 1, Issue 1

Posted: 1/11/2005 11:56:37 AM EDT

This is the door to the men's room at my office building today at lunchtime. The extension cord was for a vacuum cleaner probably 100' away, around the corner. Brilliant. Let's see yours, too!

ETA: Sorry for the Glaucoma-Vision picture. Crappy Motorola phone camera.

Posted: 1/11/2005 12:02:05 PM EDT

[#1]

Hide your Maglite. He might find it, hit himself in the head and make the forbidden **** sound.

Posted: 1/11/2005 12:02:15 PM EDT

[#2]

Sounds like someone REALLY wanted to use their phone camera.

Posted: 1/11/2005 12:21:47 PM EDT

[#3]

We have a "special office" for performance reviews

Posted: 1/11/2005 12:53:33 PM EDT

[#4]

I run the office snack fridge, and have a couple of videos of the cleaning crew stealing sodas. Needless to say, that crew member had a merry Christmas when I showed the company rep the videos.

Posted: 1/11/2005 7:24:09 PM EDT

[#5]

I made spending money durring High School working as a night janitor. One of the bulidings we cleaned was a plumbing and bath fixture supply. It had a very nice show room, complete with hot tubs and jakuzis. The owners kept wondering why there would be water left on the floor in the show room each morning. The previous janitor lady just explaind it was left over from mopping, but the owners didn't buy it. Why then were only the show room floors wet?

Well, they set up a video camera, and got video of a big fat nasty janitor lady in her swim suit taking a late night after work hot tub. Guess she would clean the place, then strip down to her swim suit for a wash up. Good plan.

Posted: 1/11/2005 7:26:34 PM EDT

[#6]

Never piss off the janitor, there are more dirty tricks that can be played on you than you are even capable of knowing

Posted: 1/11/2005 8:19:29 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Sounds like someone REALLY wanted to use their phone camera.

Posted: 1/11/2005 8:24:13 PM EDT

[#8]

We used to have one here that would want to come back to the area im in to sleep.

Posted: 1/11/2005 8:30:00 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
We have a "special office" for performance reviews
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If you ever get invited in an office for a talk, and the carpet is covered with that plastic in the general area of where you would be standing, turn around and walk out - there's a reason the plastic is there.

Posted: 1/11/2005 8:31:01 PM EDT

[#10]

Janitor would put up "Closed for cleaning" signs on the men's room, lock the doors and keep them locked for an hour, he did this right after lunch! There was only one men's room in the building, so you couldn't go to an alternate! Several times tar and feathers or a lynching was mentioned!

Posted: 1/11/2005 8:39:37 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Janitor would put up "Closed for cleaning" signs on the men's room, lock the doors and keep them locked for an hour, he did this right after lunch! There was only one men's room in the building, so you couldn't go to an alternate! Several times tar and feathers or a lynching was mentioned!

Heh. The janitor at KU always closes the men's room right across the hall from the room I teach in for cleaning right before my class is over at 9:20. Bastard! It's not that I need to go, but I sure would like to wash the f'ing chalk off my hands.

Another poster reported the cleaners swilling pop out of the fridge. We have that, too, but they go one step further and take all the money out of the "honor" cup for the pop, too.

Posted: 1/11/2005 8:39:44 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Janitor would put up "Closed for cleaning" signs on the men's room, lock the doors and keep them locked for an hour, he did this right after lunch! There was only one men's room in the building, so you couldn't go to an alternate! Several times tar and feathers or a lynching was mentioned!

Was he inside the restroom during that time?

Posted: 1/11/2005 8:40:31 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Janitor would put up "Closed for cleaning" signs on the men's room, lock the doors and keep them locked for an hour, he did this right after lunch! There was only one men's room in the building, so you couldn't go to an alternate! Several times tar and feathers or a lynching was mentioned!

Was he inside the restroom during that time?

Maybe he is one of those people that drives down to the sewage treatment plant, parks the car and beats off.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Stupid Janitor Tricks, Vol. 1, Issue 1

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