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Posted: 11/25/2014 10:09:58 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:19:56 AM EDT
It's been too long since a Bama stripper thread!

Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:21:30 AM EDT
Yep.

Bama wrote another one some years ago. I read stiletto and thought it was a knife at first.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:26:28 AM EDT
I never see many "gentlemen" in these places.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:29:17 AM EDT
This thread is fucking useless without pictures
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:39:50 AM EDT
Just proves most strippers are not very attractive in the light of day.

However, I predict this thread will have everything.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:40:06 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
The bartender is way hotter than the stripper.
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True.

Also quite the lady when she has a picture of a guy staring at her chest on her FB page



Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:41:13 AM EDT
You may send the bartender to my room when this thread is finished please.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:41:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:53:35 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:


The MSM has been suppressing stripper stories.
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Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By bytor94:
It's been too long since a Bama stripper thread!



The MSM has been suppressing stripper stories.


So how was the food?
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:56:23 AM EDT
Stilettos in the hands of a crazy woman are no joke.

I had a case where another woman took a stiletto to the eye socket. Blowout fracture, CSF leak, severed cranial nerve. She can't smell or taste now.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:59:40 AM EDT
Stripper was jelly...
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:03:00 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:


The bartender is way hotter than the stripper.

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As usual.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:03:02 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By 57fairlane:
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
The bartender is way hotter than the stripper.


True.

Also quite the lady when she has a picture of a guy staring at her chest on her FB page

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/v/t1.0-9/557115_109861465824425_1282351813_n.jpg?oh=ecc2e93c13aa50e44651237e211ff3e1&oe=551340B7&__gda__=1426834755_e042cd1933f7404bf76008dc9c7c16f0



2007 photo?
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:06:33 AM EDT
"Chez Joey, advertises itself as serving ‘Hot Girls and excellent Food!!’

Yet, on the club’s Facebook page a patron called RJ Brown posted a warning: ‘Do not bother going here, some of the ugliest, nastiest fattest whores I've ever seen."

lol...why would the writer of this article include this tidbit?
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:08:02 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Chaingun:


2007 photo?
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Originally Posted By Chaingun:
Originally Posted By 57fairlane:
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
The bartender is way hotter than the stripper.


True.

Also quite the lady when she has a picture of a guy staring at her chest on her FB page

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/v/t1.0-9/557115_109861465824425_1282351813_n.jpg?oh=ecc2e93c13aa50e44651237e211ff3e1&oe=551340B7&__gda__=1426834755_e042cd1933f7404bf76008dc9c7c16f0



2007 photo?


When she was 17.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:25:18 AM EDT
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The MSM has been suppressing stripper stories.
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Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Originally Posted By bytor94:
It's been too long since a Bama stripper thread!



The MSM has been suppressing stripper stories.



The "Smoking Gun" has a story on their website:

Stripper Fingered In Club Assault With Stiletto
Victim says she was beat with "high-heeled shoe"



stripper fingered
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:31:08 AM EDT
I went to a sizeable club with 4 or 5 friends one night . I think 3 of us found our way to seats at the edge of the stage and the others were sitting at a table set back a bit . All the seats at the stage were full as it was a busy weekend night .

My friends and I all laid dollars on the edge and the dancer made her way around and did her thing for both my friends and then left my money and went over to the far side to work some other guys . Of course my friends gave me a hard time .
More money was put down by my friends and after a while the same dancer came back to our side and again she took their money but ignored me and my money. I didn't say much but of course my friends were giving me all sorts of comments

I stood up to head to the men's room and said "I guess my money is no good here" the couple of dollars I had on the stage I left behind and I turned and was heading past my friends at the side table when one of them jumped behind me and grabbed the stripper who had lept off the stage and was about to hammer her heel into the back of my head . About 4 big bouncers swarmed my friend and I .Crazy stripper was claiming that I was stealing her tips . Bouncers of course took her side and it was starting to edge towards crazy when the club manager came over and the other strippers told my side at which point the crazy stripper went after the other strippers . We tipped the good strippers and got the hell out of there
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 12:36:07 PM EDT
The cute little strippers are always the most violent.


Just my observation.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 12:41:13 PM EDT
Nothing good ever happens in a strip club. Except for this one in the Keys.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 12:43:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

The bartender is way hotter than the stripper.


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That's how it usually works.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 12:43:13 PM EDT
Stripper was jealous that the bartender was hotter.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 12:43:37 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By nhsport:
I went to a sizeable club with 4 or 5 friends one night . I think 3 of us found our way to seats at the edge of the stage and the others were sitting at a table set back a bit . All the seats at the stage were full as it was a busy weekend night .

My friends and I all laid dollars on the edge and the dancer made her way around and did her thing for both my friends and then left my money and went over to the far side to work some other guys . Of course my friends gave me a hard time .
More money was put down by my friends and after a while the same dancer came back to our side and again she took their money but ignored me and my money. I didn't say much but of course my friends were giving me all sorts of comments

I stood up to head to the men's room and said "I guess my money is no good here" the couple of dollars I had on the stage I left behind and I turned and was heading past my friends at the side table when one of them jumped behind me and grabbed the stripper who had lept off the stage and was about to hammer her heel into the back of my head . About 4 big bouncers swarmed my friend and I .Crazy stripper was claiming that I was stealing her tips . Bouncers of course took her side and it was starting to edge towards crazy when the club manager came over and the other strippers told my side at which point the crazy stripper went after the other strippers . We tipped the good strippers and got the hell out of there
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Once you put money on the stage, just leave it there.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 12:49:00 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By DVCER:
Nothing good ever happens in a strip club. Except for this one in the Keys.
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...and he was so cute!
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 1:40:05 PM EDT
We has a Chezy Joeys here in SA 30 years ago, never realized they were a franchise operation.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 1:44:22 PM EDT
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If I ever get rich I'm going to start a charity to teach basic photography for trailer trash and hood rats


hell I could probably get Worldstar Hiphop as a sponsor...
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 1:45:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
An irate stripper went ballistic on a fellow employee at a gentlemen's club and attacked her with a clear plastic high-heeled shoe leaving the victim with huge puncture wounds on her scalp.
Carolyn Wright, 22, allegedly grabbed Ashley Michaels-Hoder, 24, by the hair and began hitting her with the deadly spiked shoe at club 'Chez Joey' in Myrtle Beach.
The brutal beating took place in the bathroom of the South Carolina club on Wednesday at 2 am,


Wright has not yet been arrested in connection with the incident, which police have classified as an aggravated felony.
But she has a history of violence and served two short jail sentences this year after being arrested twice for disorderly conduct and assault crimes.

Chez Joey, advertises itself as serving ‘Hot Girls and excellent Food!!’
Yet, on the club’s Facebook page a patron called RJ Brown posted a warning: ‘Do not bother going here, some of the ugliest, nastiest fattest whores I've ever seen.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2835522/Stripper-brawl-leaves-bartender-needing-stitches-brutal-stiletto-attack.html

The bartender is way hotter than the stripper.

Love the FB comment
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Which was probably the root of the problem.... Cute bartenders get tipped well...sometimes better than Mediocre strippers.. Shit happens.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 1:49:18 PM EDT


So that's what passes as a stripper there?




The Bartender on the other hand:
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 1:50:05 PM EDT
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In hawaii, clear heels mean tranny.....or is it black heels?

I guess it's a good thing I no longer live in hawaii
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 2:16:28 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By feudist:
...and he was so cute!
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Originally Posted By feudist:
Originally Posted By DVCER:
Nothing good ever happens in a strip club. Except for this one in the Keys.
...and he was so cute!


No, not Key Weird.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 2:32:17 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By badfish274:
Stilettos in the hands of a crazy woman are no joke.

I had a case where another woman took a stiletto to the eye socket. Blowout fracture, CSF leak, severed cranial nerve. She can't smell or taste now.
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Probably a good thing if she's still a stripper.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 2:33:27 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By bytor94:
It's been too long since a Bama stripper thread!

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Hoorraaayyyyyyyyyy!
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 2:56:08 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By nhsport:
tipped the good strippers
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Always the point, trying to give the good strippers the tip
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 2:58:01 PM EDT
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think that foot fetish guy we have would love to get busted in the head with a strippers smelly shoe
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 6:14:12 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By FreeBear:


So that's what passes as a stripper there?




The Bartender on the other hand:
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In Some Shaker Joints up here she would be the CREAM of the Crop.......
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